Itty-Bitty Bite Size Stories
The Finale
Previous ChapterI sigh, a deep, sad sigh, but also one full of relief. As my soft paws make their way across the floor, I realize just how awesome it is to be a bipedal welsh corgi in a magical land of ponies.
That's right, I went there. Anyway, I make my way into my room, where my laptop sits open on my desk. I maneuver the mouse to the internet and click, bringing up the browser, then I move to my bookmarks bar and click again.
There, in front of me, sits a blank word document. The title of this document: The Finale. The final chapter in a 100 chapter story of stories. Yeah, it's that meta. I can't think of how I should end this journey. I know it isn't the end of course, but it still holds a special place in my heart as the first thing I've ever completed here.
Should I finish with a grand finale with fireworks and celebrations? With ponies laughing and singing? Or should I go a more subtle route? Decisions, decisions.
Suddenly, a knock at the door startles me from my trance. My ears move toward the sound before I even register it. My collar jingles a bit as I turn my head. "Come in." I say. Nothing happens. "Come in!" I say again, a bit louder this time. Still nothing. I sigh and stand up, making my way to the door, reaching up and grabbing the handle with my paw, I twist it and pull the door open.
That's when I realize I must be in hell, because there is an army of angry ponies looking at me, each seemingly boring holes into me with their rage.
"h-hello?" I say, confused.
"THERE HE IS!" Pinkie Pie yells from the back. "GET HIM GIRLS!"
I scream as the ponies tackle me, suddenly ashamed of some of the things I've written. After all, why else would a bunch of ponies want to kill me if it hasn't been for the horrible things I've written about them behind their back.
Author's Note
THIS CHAPTER IS SOOOOO META IT ISN'T EVEN FUNNY!
And here's the finale! Itty-Bitty Bite Sized Stories is finished, 100 chapters, over 30,000 words, and tons of time and effort put into this.
It was entertaining, stressful, and a whole lot more all at the same time.
Yes, I self-inserted myself into this story as a corgi, no I don't feel any shame in that. For a better idea of what my corgi alter ego looks like, see my profile, though that picture is technically King from Housepets!, a webcomic by Rick Griffin.
I want to say thank you to everyone for helping and supporting me for over a year with this thing. Expect round 2 within the next few weeks with Itty-Bitty 2: Revenge of the Tiny
