Ponified in Ponyville

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So, on a Friday night I was just chillin' on my couch, watching The Crystal Empire Parts 1 and 2, snacking on some popcorn. I heard the phone ring, so I muted the TV to answer it. It was my BFF Katie. She asked if I wanted to come over tomorrow at 3 PM. I really didn't feel like it, so I lied and told her I had a dentist appointment. Hey, don't blame me. What would YOU be doing on a weekend afternoon?

I hung up the phone and started back over to the couch when suddenly there was this loud beep coming from my bedroom. A very abnormal, loud beep. Like what a giant microwave does when its done cooking or something. I ran upstairs, tripped over my fat gray cat Boots (who I tape a dunce cone to her head because she's not smart) and implode into my room. I turned on the lights and saw my Acer computer was glowing bright green. Maybe someone hacked into it?

I opened it up and typed my password. Then it brought up this window that said, "Want to become a pony? Stare at the pink circle for 2 minutes!"

I knew it was a scam.

DUH.

Now, don't judge me. I was up for the challenge. I just was ready to do ANYTHING for two minutes. I don't know why.

Anyway, I stared at the pink circle.

Only 1 minute to go.

Fifty seconds.

Thirty seconds.

Ten seconds.

Five.

Four.

Three.

Two.

One.

I heard this HUGE crash in my closet. I was like "Lol wtf was that" and opened the dumb door. Which, of course, had a Fluttershy decal on it I got from Nordstrom. Not dumb.

Then a thing pounced on me. I looked up. It looked exactly like Mare Do Well from that episode that I don't really like. The real one. I tried to take off her mask but nothing happened. She motioned me over to the closet and we stepped inside. We walked past all the stupid frilly clothes my mom always got me, past some t-shirts...some stuff I was interested in for 5 minutes...some old teething toys...is that a dinosaur fossil?!...

My closet was way bigger than I expected. Finally we came across the very back of my closet, a lone bar with a hanger. Mare Do Well pulled the hanger, revealing what looked like a pony mold. I was forced into it by some robotic arm that wildly appeared, and my arms went where the front legs should be...my legs went where the back legs should go...

You know, in case you've ever wondered, pony and human anatomy aren't much different from each other. Just an FYI.

Then the top mold came on. I saw Mare Do Well wave goodbye, then disappear into the wall like a ghost. The mold squished into me. I was morphing into a pony! I saw some butter yellow, some lavender...

Then I felt myself falling.

Falling.

Forever.