I don't know where my shoes are, please stop biting me
There was this rainbow pony walking down the road, and she was a giant cunt.
She was such a cunt she was a vagina.
A big one.
So this bitch rainbow pony cunt is walking down the road, and she sees a rock. And this rock saw her. This rock was smart, and knew she was a cunt. So it stood up and bit her.
"Ouch, my appendage." Cuntfuck said. This made rock angry. Rock want pain. Rock bring pain. But rock rock. Rock.
So I don't know this bitch's name. But I think her name is Rainbow Dash.
So Rainbow Cunt is walking down the road, and there is an Xbox. The original Xbox. So Cuntflakes over here sits down and starts to play Tak and the Power of Juju. This game is really fucking hard because Rainbow Cock is 5.
So this pink bitch walks down the road and sits down next to McCrustyCunt over here. "yo dawg was dis shit"
"Fuck you, you degenerate piece of shit." The pink bitch up and bit blue bitch. This made her angry so she kicked her in the face, and died.
Pink bitch sat down and thought "My god, this story is awful, where the fuck is this going, holy shit, my god, why am I writing this, fuck."
The end.
