Wario's TELMET v2

by MetroPone

Rating: everyone
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Human, Main 6, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Comedy
Length: 2845

Wario lost all his treasure from Master of Disguise. Can he regain it back with a new device? Or live with Technicolor ponies with that same device?

[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/38185920/Wario's%20TELMET%20v2%20logo.png[/img]

On MAJOR Hiatus until further notice. I'm not giving up the story guys, just kinda busy that's all!
Update: This story will return soon, but atm I am focusing on a huge story I've been working on the past year. Might get updates, but might not too.

NOTICE: Contains very minor language (Crud, crap, etc...) and mild violence

WAHAHAHAHAHA! I'ma wario, #1 at everything that you're-a terrible and excellent at! I decided to make a new TELMET because if you played the AWESOME game called Wario: Master of Disguise, at the end of the game (spoiler alert wimps!) I got all the treasure from that Zephyr dude! But then I realized I had a flaw with my device! IT COULDN'T TRANSPORT MY TREASURE!

So I'ma going to make a new one to get it back! Let's just-a hope nothing goes wrong!

[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/38185920/Wario's%20TELMET%20v2%20Teriminal.png[/img]

General Info

This story is told from Wario's perspective and the occasional narrative perspective, the narrator always talks like this. This is also a continuation of the ending of Wario: Master of Disguise (Nintendo DS) in a extent to where I ask "What happened afterward?" and made this story as a response.

Published 2013-07-20 23:40:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-26 04:21:43 UTC

Episode #1: What Show Is This Anyways?!!

Wahahaha! I’ma Wario, #1 greatest treasure hunter ever! You think you can beat me in a duel for money? Try me!

Ahh...so anyways, I’ma here because I just lost all my treasure because I failed to steal it from this weird dude named Silver Ze...Zepir...bah, I don’t know how to say his name! But that doesn’t matter, for I need to make a new TELMET to get back there and regain what was rightfully not mine!

So Wario goes in to his HQ...er back room to make the TELMET v2! This device should not only teleport him, but any treasure that’s within a 10 feet range!

Now THIS... looks awesomer than my last one! Now then, let’sa go and grab back my treasure!

Wario then uses his TELMET v2...only problem is it appears to have malfunctioned! Wario is going in between shows and shows...mainly bad cartoon shows found on 3 popular networks, but eventually it stops malfunctioning on a very specific cartoon show that wasn’t found in any of the 3 cra-err just cartoon channels...

Grr...ow... my device just malfunctioned! Now where the heck am I?

“Hi there!” A figure emerged from somewhere.

“What the?! Who are you, what are you, and where am I?” I say in my great voice.

“Calm down! I’m Pinkie Pie!” The figure said.

“Yeah yeah, but where am I?” I say with my still awesome voice.

“You’re currently in the Everfree Forest! You might want to get out of here, it’s dangerous here...” Pinkie Pie says while shuddering (like a coward)

“Ha! Dangerous? Nothing’s too-a dangerous for me, Wario!” I say with my almighty voice.

“But I’ll trust you on this, where’s the next safest place at?” I continue with my great and almighty voice.

“It’s just around here, I’ll show you!” Pinkie Pie says while...hopping around like a bunny? The thing looks like a pony, but hops around like a bunny! I’ma utterly confused now...

“Has there been known treasure around here?” I ask Pinkie Pie.

“Oh yeah, I have a friend who’s known for gem collecting and using it for clothing!” She replies to me.

“Well...do you mind if we go visit your friend you talk of?” I ask, with my still almightingly, AWESOME voice!

“And I have a friend who’s great with magic,” She starts off

“Wha? Magic?” I say to her

“And one that can fly around,” She continues

“You things can fly?”

My brain is starting to hurt because of all this confusion!

“And one th-”

“STOP! You’re making my brain-a hurt!” I interrupted the pink freak.

“Sorry...”

“Can you just take me to one of them and get us out of here?” I ask her with my...bah, this is getting old! You all know how awesome my voice is!

“Sure! It’s just around here, I’ll show you!” She says (again) while hopping around like a bunny again!

These things are strange, I’m not calling them a horse though ‘cause they act nothing like one! I don’t even see Link shoving carrots up their-oh, nevermind...

“Aaaaaaaaand we’re out!” She says as we exit the forest.

“Well, that was quite-a easy.” I reply.

“Hey! There’s Rainbow Dash!” She says excitedly

“What and wha?”

A rainbow haired thing lands in front of the both of us.

“Hey Pinkie Pie! What’s up?” She begins to ask the pink thing next to me.

“Oh hey Dashie! I found this guy here, he doesn’t seem like a pony at all though! What are you anyways?” She asks.

Well, I guess they are a horse of some kind. I wonder if this is where Epona went...

“I’m a human, and I forgot to mention my name. My name’s-a Wario, #1 at everything!”

“Wario huh? I’ve heard of you before, you made those games that last a few seconds right?” The rainbowed-mane pony asks.

“Wha? You know about my-a games?”

“Yeah! They’re pretty cool!” Pinkie Pie says to me.

“Ah good! Back at Diamond City, I used to be the guy they’d talk about all the time! But anyways, who’s this friend who likes gem collecting you were talking about earlier Pinkie Pie?” I asked as we started walking...somewhere.

“Oh, you mean Rarity?” Rainbow Dash replies.

“Rarity huh? I’m starting to recognize these names now! One of you is...err...something related to cereal and fruits I forgot now.” I say to them.

“Fruits? You mean Applejack?” Pinkie Pie says.

“Yeah that’s her!”

“And one of you turned into this thing called a alihorn?”

“Alicorn. That’d be Twilight Sparkle!” Rainbow Dash told me.

I’m beginning to recognize the show I’ma stuck in! It’s commonly known as Friendship with Magicians or somethin’, don’t see any magicians here though. Talk ‘bout a misleading title!

"Wait a second, that's Rarity's house over there!" Pinkie Pie spotted.

"Ah good! I'd like to have a talk with her then." I say to them, walking toward the house.

So I'm outside the door, and I knock on the door. I heard a voice from inside say

"Come in!"

So I come in.

"Hello there, and welcome to Carousel Boutique! ...Hmm?"

"You must be Rarity then? I'ma Wario, and I hear that you are interested in gem collecting!"

"I sure am, just as much as I'm interested into making dresses!"

“Well I’ma interested in treasure hunting in general! I was-a woundering, maybe we could do a deal of some sort. We can both find gems, and we both do 50:50 between them.”

“Ehh...” She begins.

“Not into it huh? That’s alright with me, I can find them on my-a own anyways!” I say as I start walking out the door.

“Before you leave, mind the fact that there’s another group that’s interested in the treasure’s more than you are.”

“Hah! More interested than ME?! Nobody is into the treasures like me!” I then go out the door and start my adventure into finding the treasures!

...Wait a tad sec, my TELMET v2! It’s not on my head! Crud, where'd it go?

Episode #2: Reclaiming the TELMET v2!

Well, I’ma gonna have to find my TELMET v2 if I want to get out of here, with my treasure too!

So I started off by going into the caves.

“Yoohoo? Anyone in these caves?”

Then an angry swarm of bats chased me. I threw a few punches at them, and then fled. What, those crazy bats really looked like they wanted my blood!

I then gone and checked with other ponies. They all gave the same response.

“What’s a TELMET? I don’t have that, whatever it is.”

I’m not kidding, they all said that! Well maybe one said something different.

“Get out before I punch you in the face.”

Don’t worry though, he’ll be-a fine in the hospital!

Meanwhile, at Twilight Sparkle’s tre-wait she isn’t there anymore...errr...at Canterlot Castle...

“Hey Spike!” Twilight Sparkle walks in.

“Oh hey Twi! What the heck is that thing?” Spike says, looking at the device she’s holding.

“I don’t know...wait a second, there’s something written in here...TELMET Version 2? I’m not sure what this thing does, I’ll find out though.”

Now back to Wario, because I’m the narrator. He arrives at Rarity’s house to see if she has the TELMET v2.

“Hey Rarity, you there?” I ask in front of Rarity’s House.

“Hello again Wario.” Rarity greets me.

“I was wounderin’, do you happen to have the TELMET v2?” I ask her.

"What's that?" She asked.

"The thing I had on top of my head when I first got here."

“Hmmm...no I don’t, Twilight says that she’s picking up devices that have been scattered around here.”

“Who’s doing what?”

“Go by Canterlot Castle, it’s all the way up there.” She points into the direction of a place that looks like it’s going to become a avalance any second now. Just replace snow with buildings and you got it!

“Eh, okay. How does she look like?”

“She’s a purple pony with straight hair, and is a alicorn.”

“Okay then, now what the heck does is a alicorn?”

“Combination of Pegasus and Unicorn. They are by a princess as well.”

“Sounds interesting. I’ll be on my way, thanks for the info!” I say as I take off.

Then right ahead of me, I almost tripped over my motorbike! What that’s doing here is beyond me. But anyways, I use that and I take off toward the castle. I just hope bowser ain’t here, because it’s not my job to save princesses! I leave that to the guy in the red.

Anyways, I go through a forest, then through a plain, then through hills, and I had to leave my motorbike behind to climb up the mountain. This place isn’t welcome to vehicles! Then I FINALLY get to the castle and ask someone there “Have you seen a purple alicorn princess thing?”, and he replied “Go to the room ahead of you. Be wary, she’s collecting many devices today.”

So I go ahead, and see...WHAT THE HECK!?

“Spike, what is this doing?!”

“HEY! STOP! THAT’S MY TELMET!” I scream at the purple alicorn pony.

I then grab a hold of her and turn off the device.

“Not cool man. Not cool.”

“S-Sorry, this belonged to you? I was collec-”

“I’ve heard. Anyways, it’s alright now. So who would you be?”

“Twilight Sparkle. You must be Wario, yes?”

“Yep! How’d ya know?”

“Me and my friends liked playing your games, so we know you!”

“Ah, would one of your friends name be Rarity?”

“Yes.”

“Well then, it was a pleasure to meet you, despite you almost teleporting outta here.”

“This thing can teleport?”

“You’re in a TV Show, so I can teleport in here, and back out to the real world. You don’t want to know what my goal here is. I’ll see you later!” I walk out of the room, and see that Twilight is confused. Don’t know why, she should know she’s in a TV show! Otherwise...bah, nevermind...

HEY, IS THAT SHINY GEM?!

Episode #4: Weird Good/Bad Dude!

So, I see some weird lookin’ guy from the distance.

“Twilight, is that you dear?” Rarity says to the shady looking guy.

“Yeees...” it replies.

Believing that the shady guy is Twilight Sparkle, I go up to her.

“Hey there! How’s things been since we encountered each other? And don’t take this personal, but what’s happened to your eyes, they’re kinda...greenish.”

“The gem.” She replies.

“What about my gem?”

“YOUR gem? It’s mine now.” She say-HEY! I feel something tugging on my gem, and it seems to have a green glow to it! Wait a minute, that’s her doing that!

“Hey, let go!”

“It’s MY GEM!”

“Let me ask you this, are you a PERSON who wears YELLOW and PURPLE OVERALLS, loves GARLIC and TREASURE HUNTING, and most importantly owns a MOTORBIKE?”

“Uhh...”

“Exactly.” I say as I tug it even harder.

Eventually the thing slips from my hand! The culprit runs away from me, and I try to catch her. I go through a forest, then hills, then go through a mountain, and back to Canterlot Castle I go. When I got there though...

“Aaah, the gem...” A strange looking dude says.

“Who are you and what do you want with MY GEM?!” I exclaim to the figure.

He then gives off an evil chuckle.

“What’s so funny, you being beaten to a pulp by me?”

“You don’t realize the potential this gem can have...” He says as he emerges from the darkness.

I just ended up laughing at the way he looks! He’s got body parts that don’t fit where they should! A goat’s head, a some other animal’s body, and he’s even got mixed arms and legs!

“SILENCE!” He says.

“Well now then, now that I got that out of my system, how’s about you hand me back the gem I rightfully owned? Or would you rather see the wrath of my beatings?”

“Like you can beat me!” He replies to me confidently.

“Oh, I can. If I can beat a fat turtle, a fat plumber, a evil gem that can turn my money into enemies, a princess peach not-lookalike, and a evil floating chinese queen, I’m sure I can beat you into a paperweight too!”

“Well then, bring it fatso!”

“OH YOU’RE ASKIN’ FOR IT NOW!” I say as I throw a punch at him, but he just teleported!

“Oh I see, you’re one of THOSE guys huh? Well then...” I say as I grab one of the clock items from Super Smash Brothers Brawl. What, I’m greedy, I like to steal! Especially if it gives me an advantage later on.

“What are you going to do with that? Throw it at my face in hopes of it hitting me?” He says and ends up laughing. That was my chance, I slowed down time and gave him the punching of a lifetime. He kept repeatedly saying “OW” as if he was really taking pain!

He eventually slapped me off his chest.

“You’re good, and lucky, but neither of those will help you defeat me! For you see, I’m the Master of Chaos!”

“I know a GOD of Chaos, and he’s sure as heck more intimidating than you!” I then throw a punch to make him teleport, then do a flip and kick him right in the face when he didn’t expect it. I think throw another hundred or so punches at him. Now he’s lookin’ real angry!

“Okay, so you really think you can beat me? Well then, let’s change the rules book!” He says as- HEY! The floor is all slippery like walking on soap or somethin’!

“Ha, very funny. I’ve beaten giant monsters on ice before ya know! And you’re not even that big!”

“You’re making that up aren’t you?”

“Oh, you want proof? I can give you proof!” I say as I throw a bob-omb into his ugly face.

It explodes, knocking him back. I then slip and slide my way to give him the final set of punches. The “arena” then becomes normal, and he admits defeat.

“I give up! I admit defeat! Just please, don’t hurt me!”

Then out of nowhere, a...rainbow beam comes and turns him right into stone! He drops the powerful gem and I dash off with it. I then store it in a chest to keep it safe from others.

Wahaha! I’m going to be rich soon, I just-a know it...

WAH! I fell down a stupid pit!

Episode #3: Shiny Gem!

WAHAHA! I found a shiny gem! Score for me! Wa-Wait a second, it’s shiny! I know gems are shiny, but this one...GLOWS!

Wario gets teleported to another part of Equestria! Where at though?

Now where the heck am I? I seem to be in a chamber! Oooh boy, those look like tough guys over there...

“What th-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?”

“Oh no reason” I say as I crack my knuckles.

“You want to fight?”

“Sure, I got nothin’ else to do!”

So I put up a fight with him, punches and kicks flying everywhere, but then...

“STOP!”

A crapload-a horses came through, all with swords! They took positions like this is some british battle and right then, I ran for it. I then realized that the gem teleported me here!

“Come on, come on, work you piece of garbage!”

I then teleported out of there. Now I’m on top of the biggest tree I’ve ever seen! I can see a balcony, which is weird, who’d live in a tree? Oh wait, these are animals, I see...anyways, I see some weird dragon dude bringing out books from the side of the tree. He’s puny for a dragon!

“HEY!” I yell at the dragon guy.

“W-who said that?” He said, shivering like a coward. I thought dragons were supposed to be tough!

“Up here!” Then I muttered “you puny dragon...”

“Whoa! How’d you get up there Wario?”

“You tell me, I found this weird gem here that teleported me up here!”

“G-geeeeeeeeeem?” He said weirdly.

“Whoa du-WHA?”

The guy’s flying towards me, and I don’t see any wings on him, he’s just flying straight at me! Slowly though.

“Get me out of here you stupid freaking gem!” I tell the dumb gem.

And eventually I teleport to Rarity’s house, of all places. And plus, my head’s stuck in the ceiling!

“AGH! HELP ME! SOMEONE, GET ME OUT! I’m going to suffocate up here!”

Eventually I felt someone pulling me down. Though when I came down, it appears that the person pulling me was Rarity. And she doesn’t even look tall enough to reach me!

“Hello again, Wario. Oooh! What’s that gem you got there?”

“I dunno, it’s the gem that got me stuck in that ceiling though.”

“Pardon?”

“Oh, this gem can teleport. I know that sounds kinda weird, but it does. Don’t ask why, because I don’t have a freakin’ clue.”

I hear a hah from her. Anyways I best get outta here...

Hey, what’s that in the distance? I see some figure...looking at me...