A day with Trixie

It was a nice sunny but cold day in Ponyville, a nice blanket of snow coating the tree home that the two ponies lived in. It was early in the day leaving the snow outside have a nice shiny and sparkly texture to it. Not even a single cloud was to be seen in the sky. Sitting at the table Twilight and Trixie were having an attempt at a nice breakfast in their nice and warm home.

Trixie banging her hoof off of the table yelled "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!!?, it tastes like burnt flank". Twilight looking at her mouth agape in shock and disgust said "Trixie is there any need to be this rude? Seriously the least you can do is thank me for putting in the thought of at least making you something to eat".

Trixie sitting on the other side of Twilight completely ignoring Twilight's reactions like she usually does said "seriously Twilight but no offense your cooking is absolute crap, I mean last month when you cooked this so called “special casserole” of yours I had gas for almost a week and whatever that shit you made me last week was it was so bad it made my asshole bleed, like what the fuck kind of food makes a pony’s asshole bleed?".

Twilight facehoofing herself said "did I honestly need to know that, seriously?!!? I don’t mind getting honest feedback about how I do things, but seriously Trixie sometimes you really take things too far. Did you ever think you could possibly hurt someponies feelings with your attitude"?

"I could honestly give two shits less about this thing you speak of called feelings. If a pony can’t handle honest criticism, then that is not my problem. I mean sure you know all kinds of fancy smancy magic and read all kind of books like the egghead you are, but c’mon learn to cook for fucks sakes Trixie said".

Twilight heaving her chest in frustration said "Trixie I have a book for you it is called how not to be a rude pony when somebody actually does things for you". "Oh yeah and I have a book for you too" Trixie said with a smirk on her face. "Oh and what would that be Trixie? This just has to be good considering I have never seen you so much as touch a book in here or even open one, let alone even read" Twilight said intrigued. "Oh its real good Trixie said it is called learning to cook and not be a know it all bitch 101 I am sure you have a copy somewhere in this library" as a grin spread on her face.

Twilight her face turning a hue of red, steam coming out of her ears at Trixies remark said nothing as she was not able to find a comeback for such a remark. "Yeah that is what I thought, I totally roasted and toasted you" Trixie said.

"Okay change of subject now, I am going to be visiting a couple of friends today you want to come along with me" Twilight said. "Spending some quality time with the local nerd why not?" Trixie said shrugging her shoulders.