A day with Trixie

Suddenly the two of them found themselves on the dirt path outside of Applejacks farm. Suddenly a familiar voice from above yelled "will you stupid fillies shut up for at least a few seconds I am trying to take a nap up here". Looking up above Twilight recognized a familiar Pegasus on a cloud above her. "Hey Rainbow Dash why are you taking a nap outside I am worried you are going to freeze" Twilight said with concern in her voice.

You unicorns are so pampered it’s not even funny especially you Twilight, besides you forget us Pegasus ponies are nearly weather proof" casually waving one of hooves in the air. "If we had to worry about a bit of cold weather we would not get nearly as much done you know". "Thats what I said Trixie yelling up to Rainbow". "Shut up Trixie" Twilight said getting flustered "It’s not like it’s the first time I was told that" Twilight said rolling her eyes. Your friend seems awfully familiar Rainbow Dash said looking at the azure unicorn next to Twilight. "This here is Trixie, Trixie this is Rainbow Dash. You two had quite the introduction last time you met" Twilight said.

"You mean little miss douche rocket, flying high all over the sky right?" Trixie said rolling her eyes. "Yeah I know her alright I bet she finishes in the bedroom as quick as she finishes clearing the clouds, oh wait she doesn't even do that right". Rainbow Dash zipped down from her cloud suddenly getting right up in the azure unicorns face glaring at her. Say it again i dare you, go ahead say it again with rising aggravation in her voice. "Okay little miss douche rocket, In ten…… seconds….flatttt" drawing out the last word in her longest most obnoxious tone she could muster.

Suddenly Rainbow Dashes eyes widened with fear and pointed a hoof behind Trixie and Twilight. "L..L…. Look behind you" her hoof trembling. "Gaaaaahhh I’m out of here" Rainbow Dash screamed in terror kicking up a bunch of snow as she flew off quicker than the two could process what was going on.

"Jeez what in the name of Celestia is her problem?" Trixie said rolling her eyes again. Her question was quickly answered when the two of them heard the rapid pounding of hooves and a very loud but familiar voice that they both would soon dread to hear. "GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!" Pinkie Pie screamed as she was bolting towards the two of them at a lightning quick pace.

Cmon Pinkie Twilight yelled "can you at least try not to kill somepony out of rage for at least one day?" Twilight Sparkle powering up her horn covering both her and Trixie in magic teleported out of way of the mental case earth pony that was seemingly out for their blood. A bright flash appeared in front of both of their eyes then old wooden floorboards, both of them landed hard on the wooden floor with a loud thud. Looking up Twilight noticed Big Mac on top of Applejack on a bed right next to her.

"It’s not what it looks like" Applejack said startled in her usual Southern accent; Twilight brushing off her hard fall looked Applejack in the face for a few seconds as did Applejack looking at Twilight. "Applejack what in Equestria are you doing" Twilight said, Trixie piping up said "I knew you would be the type of pony that would be into that being a country mare and all" with a look of disgust on her face. "And to think the whole incest thing was just a country mare thing, I stand corrected".

Applejack quickly turning from embarrassment to rage yelled "you two get out now" in her trademark country accent, suddenly she grabs Trixie and throws her out of her bedroom window, next Twilight feels herself being grabbed by Applejacks strong hooves just to shortly find herself joining her as her face is rapidly heading towards the ground below.

Hitting the ground with an audible thud she finds herself on top of Trixie, having the air knocked out of her lungs from the fall, getting up off of Trixie and brushing herself off she uses her magic to lift Trixie off of the ground. "Way to defuse an embarrassing situation" Twilight said with frustration in her voice. "Oh come on you know that was funny seeing that hick so embarrassed" Trixie said.

"We have a long ways to go to get back home so you better not start with me on the way back" Twilight said with a stern tone in her voice, "I would keep my finger crossed but you know ponies have hooves not fingers so I'm sure you know how well I'm going to keep that promise" Trixie said. "Great, its bad enough Pinkie says nonsense now you are doing it too" Twilight said.