I'm an OC

by Posh_Mudcrab

I Don't Wanna Die Ironically

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"What do you mean you're special?" Twilight was about to have another meltdown, I saw it in her purple eyes.

"I don't mean anything I'm just a special pony that doubts you'll meet another like me." She was in my face, I was a bit creeped out so I got out of the hospital bed and was about to walk out and ask the front desk if I could leave.

"And where do you think you're going?" Twilight blocked the only exit. Her mane was frizzy and her smile was Cheshire like.

I looked around to see Luna teleport the group out of the room.

"Thanks, that really helped me!" I yelled hoping that Luna didn't forget about me on purpose.

"You're welcome!" Pinkie shouted back.

'Dang it Pinkie.'

"You can't leave yet, I need to do experiments." Twilight sounded so happy, but to me she sounded like a madman willing to open you up for the benefits of what they call "science".

'Oh wait, that's happening right now!'

Twilight powered her horn and I was dangling in the air, locked in place.

"Think of the benefits Equestria can have, if only we had your talent! And we will after the experiments." Twilight had an insane smile.

'Nope! Nope! So much nope! I'm not being abducted and cut open to learn that they can't have...,' I showed the mental audience my cutiemark in the same fashion one of the TV women show off a brand new car,'...my special talent'

"Yeah, not gonna happen" I focused on my cutiemark and turned it into a Twilight copymark, a surge of magic power started to course through my veins and up to my horn.

It was a painful process.

'Note to self: don't copy powerful ponies, in this case, the princesses'

As I was going though the painful process of regret, Twilight teleported out and came back with her machines. Each one bigger and weirder than the last.

"Now just stay still and this won't be as painful" Twilight began to walk forward holding a piece of machinery that looked like a plunger and a buzz saw combined.

'What type of show has psychopathic ponies? apparently this one!

As the pain receded from my body, I started to charge my magic.

"You can't escape, your magic isn't strong enough." Twilight started to prepare the plunger-saw.

"But yours is." Before Twilight could figure out what I meant I threw one of her machines at her with my magic and Twilight's magical hold on me disappeared, I dropped to the floor rather pathetically and made a dash to door.

As I made my way to the counter I heard Twilight shout, "You'll never get away from me!"

Doctors and patients hiding from the frightening witch called Twilight.

I got to the counter and started to hit the little bell on the counter rapidly, the receptionist was very annoyed.

"What!"

'Jeez lady'

"Well?"

"Huh? Oh right, do I need to sign papers or something in order to leave? I need to get out of here fast!" I was panicking now I could hear Twilight heading to the lobby.

"No you can just leave, Princess Luna said that as soon as you needed to leave, that I should tell you to head to the castle."

The mare pointed behind me I turned around to see the castle at least a few blocks from the hospital.

I turned back and see Twilight turning a corner at least ninety feet away.

'oh no'

"I gotta go, bye!" I ran out the door, sprinting to the castle.

"Get back here!"

"Never!"

Two minutes later

"Must...work on...stamina," I was at the verge of passing out, " At least...I'm...almost...ugh, I'm gonna be sick."

I stopped running to catch my breath, looking behind me my eyes widen with fear and confusion. Twilight Sparkle was no longer following me, and like finding a spider and losing it the next second, I was frightened as to when and where she'll appear.

'W-where did she go?' I was began to look around me making sure nothing was out of place. 'If she gets the upper hand I'm screwed! just gotta make it to the castle.'

With the thought of a stalking purple pony hiding in the shadows pushed to the back of my head, I cautiously made my way to the castle.

Canterlot castle looked kinda like a Disney castle expect the towers that branch off  from another with no support, it looked extremely huge. Everything was white, banners of the two princesses hanged in the front entrance, and good chunk of guards were waiting outside standing at attention.

I tried to walk to the entrance and into the castle, but the last two guards blocked my path.

"State your business!" the guard on the left ordered.

"You gotta help me!" I was pleading,"Twilight sparkle is trying to experiment on me!"

"Of course go right in." said the guard on the right.

"Really?"

"No."

"Of course not," I started to hear Twilight laughing from who knows where,"You gotta let me in she's coming to get me!"

"No can do citizen, Princess Celstia ordered that no pony shall enter the castle due to a mishap with two ponies."

I facehoofed myself psychically and mentally

"Okay, lets piece this together," I was very annoyed at this point,"Princess Celestia order a lock down becuase two ponies are causing a disturbance, right?

"Yes sir." Why the guard had a smile on his face I'll never know

"Now, me and Ms. Sparkles are the only two ponies out side, correct?"

"As far as we know, yeah your probably the only two citizens outside...ooohhh." The right guard look at the other to see if he understands.

"oooohhhh, yeah now let me in before I get turned into a science experiment."

The sound of magic was heard, the unicorns began to open the gates with their horns.

"You might want to enter I see Ms. Sparkle coming." said a random guard.

I looked over to see that he was right, the purple ball of insanity is almost here.

ZAP!

'S-she disappeared!' Twilight had disappeared in a matter of seconds

FLASH!

"Hello Mr. Cat, I was starting to worry that you left town. I was just about to let the princess know, but I find you here." Twilight was in my face her smile even wider.

I was frightened, a psycho in my face trying to abduct me into her experiments, but a guard put a spear between me and Sparkle.

"Miss you'll have to stop scaring the citizen." Twilight turned her gaze to the guard. Her mood shifted dramatically from I wanna cut a smile on that face to I will annihilate you, your future, and your past  generations.

"But he's my experiment he has to come with me!" Twilight was furious that the guard was trying to separate her from her "work".

The guard was shaking feeling Death breathing on his shoulders and hearing his grandmother calling his name from heaven. "Guard One, I'm here Guard One."

The guard gulped down his last bit of saliva

"Go and talk to the princess, they're in the first room when you enter." the guard knew he wouldn't see tomorrow," Go, hurry!"

The other guards readied their spears and magic walking up to the mare.

I backed up and began to run to the throne room, before I made it to the throne room door i heard of of the guards," Oh Celestia, the pain!"

I opened the door to the throne room, closing it behind me.

On the other side was the remaining elements and the princesses, sitting there staring at me with concern.

"What in tarnation is happenin' out there?" Applejack was the first to break the silence.

"Your element of magic is trying o cut me open!" I had replied in a calmed yet worried tone.

Every pony in the room was trying to sink in the information, until suddenly...

"What?"

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