Holy singularity

These events are based after twilight sparkles coronation: "Twilight, we are so proud of you today," princess celestia started "and I am most proud of a-" celestia was interrupted by the sound of cannon's firing and laser's sizzling the ground, "Princess, we are under attack by an unknown airship, they are flying an unknown banner, we susp-" a royal guard started but was cut of by a loud piercing voice, "attention weak ponies, we are the holy singularity pirates and are sick of all this peace and quiet, we're serious, you want some action and you're getting arrested for looking 'suspicious' so, we are  denouncing our citizenship to equestria, Singularity, i want you to fire the right Artemis cannons, natural guardian, i want you to order your pack to man magic rifles, and the rest of you, i want you to get ready for a jump, we've made our selves known," he finished his rant with a large burst of cannons that tore through the walls and shields set up by the unicorns, celestia herself received a small burn from a rifle on he leg while rainbow dash took a hit to the wing effectively stopping her from flying, "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS," shouted celestia in the royal canterlot voice  "we do this because we are bored, besides i can't get arrested, your laws state nothing about humans, heh your laws also say no-'pony' can do anything, we are just one big political loophole, and there aint anything you can do about it," he said the last part in a bullie's tone as his ship vanished with a bang,"twilight, i want you to hunt down these pirates and bring them to justice, they may not go to jail, but we can still wage war on them." celestia told her student.