Holy singularity

by Techpriest Eh

Rating: teen
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Human, Comedy, Adventure, Random
Length: 1120

a pony, a human and a humanoid timberwolf and there journeys as pirates of the skys's

equestria, thanks to discord, is a dimensional hub, it is here that 3 lost souls are made. these souls consist of Holy light the pony, Mathius Honor the human behemoth, and natural guardian the humanoid timberwolf, they meet together and decide that they are sick of life and want to become pirates, thus the holy singularity pirates are born with there warship: the matriarchs repentance.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-26 13:42:15 UTC

Intro to the crew

Over the mountains of an island out near zebrica a ship appeared in a snap as the ship used all of it's power to teleport to their destination, the rift city, a city of pirates. it is here that the 4 rotor airship docked into the air harbor and a strange being stepped out, it was tall, around 6'7 and wearing a Golden trench coat that fluttered in an invisible breeze, underneath it's trench coat was a Tartarus gold chest-plate with a DPCU uniform underneath. on it's lower legs it wore the same patterned pants as the shirt bit had Tartarus grade golden shin pads, greaves and boots, on it's right boot was a strange sheath designed for something no species on equiss had seen in a long time:a m1911 pistol with a gold flames for it's paint job, on it's back was another weapon of unknown origin, it looked like a long metal pole with pieces of wood and other metal sticking out of in strange places it was a MK14 EBR semi-auto rifle with exploding rounds and a laser sight and acog scope. On it's head it wore a Strange helmet painted green with a khaki netting over it and pieces of grass and hay on it, there was also an eye piece attached to the helmet which led to it's eye, this was it's custom made HUD which it built with a fusion of magic and technology from it's time. Behind him came a unicorn which was wearing the same style clothing and armor as the previous being but had a crossbow and a large back pack filled with liquid magic and a crossbow on it's side, it's fur was silver with chains marking leading up to it's horn where a key hole was formed around it, it also had the same helmet and eye piece as the other being, it's cutie mark was a strange mask which was also what each of the crew had on the sides of their clothing. next came an earth pony, yet again, same armor, clothing and eye piece as before but with a sword on it's side and some small canisters marked as gas and smoke. the tall being spoke, "Alright Holy, us three are gonna go into town to sell some of our loot and buy more supplies, don't forget to get yourself a hot mare like usual won't ya," it's voice had a commanding tone that demanded respect that if he didn't get it, you would die, "yes captain, and please don't speak about that here, i know can defend yourself but speaking like that here could get us attacked by others," the unicorn said looking left and right before strolling into town, "hehe, captain, do you think we should follow him or not," asked the earth pony with the tone that hints pranks are in order only to be shot down as he was told not to prank anyone, "now, you go do something while i go off to finish our buisness," The captain said as he also strolled into town.

[5 minutes later]

"listen 'ere ya freak, we don't know what ye are but our kind don't particularly take unknown specie's 'ere, don't we stallions," said the leader of the Black widow's, a horrid pirate crew who hate non ponies to the point of death, "Yeah, and i don't like being stopped in the middle of a street while trying to sell me loot," yelled the captain as he tried to barge past only to be punched in the stomach, "oh that's it, Ignis" he shouted as he drawed his and knife and shouted the magic word for fire setting his knife ablaze, as he finished pulling his knife out he lunged at one of the goons and did a quick jab to the chest, he moved so fast that the other thugs didn't even see him do it, the captain dodged a punch to the legs and a buck to the face while quickly dispatching those 2 with his pistol and knife by shooting one in the head and slashing the others neck open only for it to be sealed shut by the flame's on the blade, as he dodged another punch he pulled out his EBR and started firing into the thugs *BANG *BANG* BANG* resounded through the streets as lead casing fell onto the pavements to be accompanied by the dead bodies of the thugs and their blood leaking into the street, as he fired his gun again into the leaders head he slashed the last thug in to the gut "EXPLODO" he shouted as the he channeled his magic into the body only to have said body explode in a shower of blood and gore, splattering his uniform. "heh, never mess with special forces" he whispered to the bodies before walking off to finish his task.

Prologue

These events are based after twilight sparkles coronation: "Twilight, we are so proud of you today," princess celestia started "and I am most proud of a-" celestia was interrupted by the sound of cannon's firing and laser's sizzling the ground, "Princess, we are under attack by an unknown airship, they are flying an unknown banner, we susp-" a royal guard started but was cut of by a loud piercing voice, "attention weak ponies, we are the holy singularity pirates and are sick of all this peace and quiet, we're serious, you want some action and you're getting arrested for looking 'suspicious' so, we are  denouncing our citizenship to equestria, Singularity, i want you to fire the right Artemis cannons, natural guardian, i want you to order your pack to man magic rifles, and the rest of you, i want you to get ready for a jump, we've made our selves known," he finished his rant with a large burst of cannons that tore through the walls and shields set up by the unicorns, celestia herself received a small burn from a rifle on he leg while rainbow dash took a hit to the wing effectively stopping her from flying, "WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS," shouted celestia in the royal canterlot voice  "we do this because we are bored, besides i can't get arrested, your laws state nothing about humans, heh your laws also say no-'pony' can do anything, we are just one big political loophole, and there aint anything you can do about it," he said the last part in a bullie's tone as his ship vanished with a bang,"twilight, i want you to hunt down these pirates and bring them to justice, they may not go to jail, but we can still wage war on them." celestia told her student.