“Have fun!” Twilight waves at you before going back inside her library.

“Y-… yeah, sure.” You mutter in response.

Why did you agree to this? Twilight quickly told you that it might help you befriend Rarity and Fluttershy, which obviously was what you thought too, but the more you think about this, the more you can’t help but worry that this will end up in tears. Your tears! This frilly stuff isn’t for you at all… even if you enjoyed that mane brushing earlier. Well, fuck. Now you got that speaking against you.

“Are you ok, Trixie?” Fluttershy comes in your point of view. You must have been spacing out badly there. Though you can’t help but notice that she does seem to be relaxed around you now. That’s a good sign, right?

“Sorry. I was just, thinking.” You trail off at the end.

“Don’t worry about your magic darling. As a unicorn myself, I can understand how scary it must be for you to lose the ability to use your magic, but if Twilight says that all you need is some rest, then I’d listen to her. Why, she is only the Element of Magic after all.” Rarity tells you.

“You ever lose your magic then?” You turn to look at the fashionista pony as she quickly gets a shocked look on her face before it turns into a thoughtful one.

“Well… not one of my proudest moments, but yes, I too have known the drudgery of being without magic for a short time. As dreadful as a time as it was, it did improve as time passed and a few days later I was back to my merry way, so I wouldn’t worry too much. These things just take time, that’s all”

You can’t help but wonder what Rarity has done to lose her magic. She does seem to mostly use hers to make clothing, but you’re already well aware that a lot of stuff that happened to them wasn’t even in the show. You can’t help but wonder what kind of shenanigans these ponies are going through when they’re alone, but the fact that you’re basically a cartoon pony yourself now, walking in a made up world by a company selling toys makes you come up blank. For all you know, this is just some really fucked up dream, or you somehow slipped in a coma after one rough night. But then, you vividly remembered the agonizing pain of Trixie swapping souls with you, or whatever the hell that was, so you know that wasn’t a dream at least. Ugh, thinking about this now won’t do you any good, so you snap yourself out of it as you notice that you arrived at the market. It’s not as busy at this time of the day it seems, but you can still feel all the ponies at this market staring at you, even though you can’t see any of them actually looking at you. You knew this was a bad idea, but you suppose they won’t try anything with two of the Elements with you. But your resolve quickly shatters when you notice who Rarity and Fluttershy are walking towards to. None other than the orange farmer pony, Applejack, who seems to be manning a stand to sell apples at this market. You’re about two seconds from making some excuse and bolting back towards the safety of the library, but you did promise to both yourself, and Twilight that you would try to amend for the wrongdoings that you, or well, the real Trixie, caused in this town so you might as well try to start here and now.

“Hello Applejack!” Rarity greets her ever so joyfully as Fluttershy waves a bit meekly.

“Why howdy there, Rarity, Fluttershy,” She responds, but as she spots you, you can see her face going from a smile to a frown. “Trixie.”

Well, least she said your name and didn’t shout at you to get out of town this time. That’s a start.

If Rarity can sense the awkwardness, or is trying to ignore it, you can’t tell, but she’s trying to steer the conversation in a positive light. Fluttershy however just seems to do what she does best when things get uneasy, that being hiding behind her mane and try to make herself as small as possible. Funny, you wish you could be the one doing that this time.

“How’s your day going? Why, we’re about to hit a nice relaxing day at the spa.”

Rarity tries to steer the conversation away from you it seems, but somehow you doubt it’s working too well.

“Mighty slow right now since it’s still early, but it’ll pick up soon.”

For a second, it seems this will be a normal conversation after all, but that quickly turns sour when she puts the whole sentence from earlier together.

“Beg yer pardon? Did ya’ll say you’re going to the spa? As in, with that der filly as well?” She finishes while pointing an accusing hoof to you. So much for this scene not going bad, it seems.

“Why… yes. Surely if there is one pony in this town who can forgive those who’ve sinned before, it should be you, Applejack?”

“That ain’t the same and ya know it, Rars!”

“Oh come now darling, surely you’re being too rough on the poor dear? She even helped dear Fluttershy out last night!”

Applejack only looks at Fluttershy, who with a ‘meep’, quickly hides behind you, making you once again the center of attention. The entire market has come to a screeching halt at is now looking at the scene in front of them. Sadly for you, you are that scene.

Well, this is it. You can either stand here and look like an idiot, let her continue to make a scene, bolt back to the library and disappoint Twilight, and maybe ruining the one shot at befriending these ponies, or you man… uh woman, Ugh, pony up, and deal with it, in the nicest possible way of course. No need to make them think you’re still being that type of pony.

“Rarity was nice enough to ask Trixie to join them on their spa visit, so she decided to join them.” You try to act as Trixie as possible, while not going over the top with her looking down on others. But that seems to sit wrong with Applejack, who’s now eying you angrily. Fuck, this is going all wrong.

“Ya don’t strike me as the type of pony who would join others in the spa. More like shove them aside or even try to drown them, so you can get pampered before others.”

Ouch, that one actually stung. Is that how Applejack views Trixie? But you got to stay calm, or this will go all wrong.

“Trixie can hardly drown ponies without her magic now, can she? She’s trying to turn over a new leaf, and is trying to apologize to the ponies she wronged before, as well as try to befriend them. Trixie would even be happy if you can forgive her!” You’re laying it on a bit thick there, but who knows, it might work!

“Lookie here, ah just don’t trust ya. Ya barge in here, acting all sad about past events, but ya done fooled us all before. Not to mention the timing of this here story is mighty strange if y’all ask me. Ah can tell yer hiding something or ah ain’t the Element of Honesty, and until you explain what that is, yer not welcome in this town. Now ya’ll can kindly leave me, so ah can try to make some sales.”

So much for your sappy story working. Damn Earth pony is freaking cold, and it seems she’s even telling her own friends to take a hike now? The real Trixie must have really done something horrible to make Applejack act this pissy. If only you knew what.

“Applejack, darling. Don’t you think you’re being a bit too harsh? The poor dear has been trying.”

“Rarity, do ah got to remind ya of yer mane? Or Rainbow’s wing? Or the fact that she’s currently mooching of Twilight, but had no quirks with banishing her of our town? Ah don’t trust her, and that’s final!”

You can tell Rarity is trying to think up something to defend you, but even you know how pointless this is. Trixie has really been a right bitch to these ponies, and it doesn’t seem Applejack is ready to let that go yet. You do the only thing you can do in this situation, and that is telling Rarity to let it be, and move on. There is no point in trying to patch things up right now, especially when you’re both pressured for time, and got a crowd ready to make matters worse. Better to back off for now, and try another time.

“But darling, surely-“

“Don’t worry about it Rarity. She’s right, and I don’t think you’re going to talk her down like this.” You respond while trying to calm them down. The last thing you need is for them to fight each other, especially if you might need the Elements of Harmony to undo this thing. You turn to Applejack and speak your final speech before dripping off like a soldier who just lost the war. “Just, Trixie know you hate her, but don’t hate Rarity and Fluttershy, please.”

“Why would ah hate ma friends? We might not always see eye to eye, but that’s what friends do. They fight, and make up. But ah still don’t trust you, or ah ain’t an apple!”

Well fuck, this was supposed to be a fun day for these two, and now you ruined it. Why do these things keep happening to you? Did you piss off some deity back home that is now making you suffer and relishing in it?

You feel somewhat depressed, as you walk away from the market. In truth though, you just want to try to salvage this day, as this isn’t exactly the place to be right now. Even as you walk away, you can feel everypony their eyes on your back, but you decide to suck it up. You walk slightly slower once you leave the market to allow Rarity and Fluttershy to catch up.

“I’m ever so sorry about Applejack, darling. I swear she’s normally never this mean to strangers.”

“Trixie is hardly a stranger now, is she? Though I can understand why she’s so mad at me. Still, I don’t like being called a liar, when I really can’t use my magic.” You finish with that, since that does feel the worst for you. You’re being blamed for trying to do something with the appendance atop of your head, but right now, it’s a useless thing.

“You have to understand that ponies are frightened by what has happened back in Canterlot. Nothing like this has happened in hundreds of years. Why, the last murder in our borders has been eighty years ago, and that was a single case. This was an act by many in the name of bigotry, and even though the mercenaries and rebels are currently sharing a cell in the dungeons beneath Canterlot, the masterminds of this are still at large, hence why ponies are still terrified. Ponies like our dear friend Applejack for example. They don’t like being afraid, and thus see ghosts everywhere. Why, she still thinks you’re a spy of all things.”

“But I’m not. Why in the world would Trixie come here, just to spy and try to destroy this kingdom?”

“Relax darling. I believe you, so does dear Fluttershy here, and I’m sure Pinkie would have warned us in that very unique way she often does, if you really did come to harm us in any way. But you have to admit, that the timing is peculiar. Even more so, when you claim that you haven’t heard anything about these events. Once again darling, I’m not trying to be rude here, but it all speaks against you.”

You hate to admit it, but it does make so much sense. It doesn’t help that you woke up in a prison cell, and even though it was for gambling and owning money, it still reeks fishy. For all you know, the real Trixie really was helping into overthrowing this government somehow. You can’t help but feel depressed once again, and it must have registered on your face as Rarity is quick to apologize.

“Oh goodness me, do forgive me. I do like to go off at times like these. It does sound like some mystery novel, does it not? Let us never speak of it again, and let us finally go and enjoy some much needed relaxation!”

The rest of the trip is met in silence for the most part, though you did fake an interest in how Fluttershy came to join Rarity on these weekly visits. You can’t exactly tell them that you know that already, thanks to the actual show, so you pretended to be actually curious. It also helped to once again bring out Fluttershy out of her shell, as she seemed to have fallen silent after that incident at the market. Still, it was a nice little chat to learn some background on their friendship – which you made sure to make a mental note of for later usage if needed - and ended up being timed just right to arrive at the spa right as she finished explaining. You got to say though, that from the outside this place doesn’t look that special. Sure, it’s bigger than most of the houses around Ponyville and it does have a sign that reads something, but it doesn’t look much different from the rest of the place. What does that sign say anyways? As you come closer, you can see the sign that reads ‘Aloe and Lotus Blossom’s Day Spa’ which once again doesn’t exactly make you jump for entering this place. These ponies sure are bad at marketing their stuff, but since this is the only spa in town, that sign might not even be needed.

You allow Rarity to enter first, before following yourself, and turning to hold the door open for Fluttershy. She actually seems startled for a second, but quickly thanks you for the gesture before walking in, all the while giving you just the tiniest of smiles. It can’t help to try to score a few brownie points with the few ponies that do seem to like you, just in case.

The income hall is actually not as big as you expected, with a few chairs and plants in a small area. You spot a round desk, which must be where they welcome their guests, but it’s currently unmanned. You can see a long hallway behind said desk though, that does seem to have a few doors, and in the end you can spot that big pool that you’ve seen in the show before, so maybe this place isn’t as tiny as you expected after all.

As you look around the place, you can see Rarity from the corner of your eye, walking towards the desk. Just what is she planning to do? Before you can ask her though, you can see her press her hoof on something, and a millisecond later, you hear a ding song ringing throughout the place. The hell was that? It sounded like a bell, but you swear it rang throughout the entire place, at the same exact tone, as if the sound moved from place to place like a gust of wind. As you look at the desk again, you can see a round shaped bell that you would see in buildings like hotels, but you swear it was glowing just ever so slightly. Magical bells? This world is getting weirder and weirder, that’s for sure!

It takes a few more seconds before two almost identical ponies approach from the hallway. While one looks to have a pink color scheme, the others has a light blue, but both look the splitting image of one another. You of course already know who those two are, but you can’t help but notice that the way they walk is a bit odd, the way they swing their hips in an almost sensual way. You actually got to shake your train of thought as the two arrive at the desk, as you were already starting to think of a dirty fantasy. Damn, sexy twins is a fetish on its own for you.

“Ah, miss Rarity.” The blue one starts to speak with an accent that sounds Scandinavian or something like that. “Are you here for the usual special course with miss Fluttershy?”

You can’t help but overhear that special course part. Rarity must really be spending a ton of bits here if she has her usual special course. You’ll never understand why woman fret so much over these beauty parlors, but maybe you’ll learn that today.

“Oh not today I’m afraid, darlings.” As you look over at Rarity, she almost seems to be blushing? You wonder what that is all about. “As you can see, I brought a new friend along for today’s soirée.”

“Ah I see.” The blue earth pony walks towards you. Shit, you forgot which one is which, but then again, does the real Trixie know these ponies to begin with? “Good morning miss, my name is Lotus Blossom, and over there is my sister Aloe. Would you be so kind as to give us your name?”

That fixes that problem, you think as you give her your name.

“Uh, I’m Trixie.” You reply sheepishly. It’s honestly weird when you got to actually say it yourself, though a small part of you is happy that these ponies don’t know you. “Rarity was kind enough to invite me over today.”

“Trixie, as in the Great and Powerful Trixie?” So much for these sisters not knowing you it seems.

“Um… yes.” You reply weekly. Fuck, why is Trixie so well known around this town?

“I see.” Lotus mutters to herself before going back to her sister. You see them speaking quietly with one another for a bit, and can hear some whispering, but you can’t actually hear what they are saying. Now you’re even more curious and slightly worried. Are they going to tell you to take a hike too?

You’re about to look at your company, when the pink sister finally speaks for a change.

“Right this way, please.” Aloe smiles at you and the two element bearers as she turns around and walks back into the hallway, accompanied by her sister.

You wait for Fluttershy and Rarity to start moving, before you walk next to them. This hallway is actually pretty spacious, and a lot longer than you expected. You can see doors every few feet, which you assume are the rooms they do massages in, but as you walk you can’t help but smell something sweet, almost richly intoxicating even. As you try to look around to try to find where the smell is coming from, you are flabbergasted as you notice the two masseuse ponies walking before you. Once again, they got the same enticing hip sway going on, but it seems to be accompanied by their tails going back and forth, and every time it does, you can briefly see mare genitalia. Don’t these sisters realize that they’re flashing your party with their goods on full display? You quickly look over at the two ponies next to you, but neither of the two seems to notice the act, or if they do, they sure as hell aren’t showing it. You try hard not to stare, but dammit, you’re still a male in there somewhere, so you can’t help but let your eyes wander. All too soon though, you arrive in the big area in the back that seems to be the room that you have actually seen in the show. Sure enough, the big round pool takes up about half of the room, while there are some tables and massage chairs for various acts present here. You do wonder why they got those tiny rooms then, but as you look around, you can actually see a staircase going up. This place got even more rooms?

You snap out of it as you hear Aloe talking, though you can’t help but see Lotus stare at you for a few seconds in a weird way. You can’t really explain how exactly, but at least it’s not the angry look like the rest of the ponies so far have given you.

“Here we are. Unfortunately Vera has fallen ill, and since miss Rarity doesn’t want the special today, I’m afraid that one of you will have to wait, as it is only me and my sister today as the masseuses.”

You once again can’t help but feel confused about that. Why wouldn’t you have to wait on that special course? They’re only with two ponies, and there are three of you here. These sisters are starting to freak you out for some reason, and once again you can’t help but see Lotus stare at you for a brief moment. My god, if you weren’t accompanied by Rarity and Fluttershy, you’d be totally freaking out right now. For a second, you actually wonder if these two are planning to murder you somehow, as you still haven’t forgotten that scene earlier at the desk. Just what were these two whispering about, and was it some plot against you?

“I… um… I don’t mind waiting.” Fluttershy squeaks out. Damn pony is way too shy, even amongst her friends.

“Nonsense dear, you’re my guest as is Trixie here, so I shall be going last.”

Are these two seriously bickering about who is going last? You aren’t exactly thrilled for this anyways, so if anyone should be going last, it’s you.

“Um, Trixie doesn’t mind going last. She has never done this before anyways.”

It was a line like any other, but you swear that it must have sounded like you just confessed to a murder, as all four mares look at you as if you have grown a second head.

“What?” you blab out at their looks.

“You have never gotten a massage, or been to a spa treatment before?” Aloe asks you while slipping out of her gentle role for a second. As you nod, she’s coming closer, as if she was afraid that you would die then and there. As she does though, that intoxicating smell from before hits you again. Is that some perfume or something they are wearing?

“You poor darling! Now I really insist that I go last.” Rarity looks like she’s about to have a heart attack.

What? Oh hell no, that’s not what you wanted “No really, go ahead. Trixie isn’t good with these things.

“But I couldn’t even possible think about doing such a thing, why it would be so uncouth of me!”

“Trixie insists that you go first.” You start to get annoyed, and for a second, you almost sound like the actual pony when she gets annoyed. You got to be careful with that, before you start another scene.

“Now miss Rarity and Trixie, calm down please.” Aloe walks in between you. “Perhaps I got the solution to this problem.” She looks at you both, to make sure that she got your attention, as well as Rarity’s. “Maybe it would be best if I took miss Rarity to the mud baths, so my sister can start to massage miss Fluttershy, and when I have finished setting up miss Rarity, I can come back to start massaging miss Trixie. Unless you’d like a mud bath as well, miss Trixie?”

“Uh, no thank you. That won’t be necessary.” You fight the urge to grimace at that. You’ll never understand why people would pay to sit in mud for a while, even if it brings about relaxation and helps to rejuvenate your skin or whatever that actually did.

“Well, I suppose that does seem like a fair deal, but I insist that you give my new friend here the best massage she can possibly experience.” Rarity beams at you, and for a second you’re actually happy at the word friend. That is until you see Aloe looking at you with that same creepy look Lotus gave you. And this time you actually recognize it. That’s a come-hither look if you have ever seen one, and for a brief moment you feel your cheeks flush. The heck is all that about?

“Of course miss Rarity. When have we ever not.” The pink earth pony replies, while she’s still giving you that same look, and for a second you’re wondering if you actually entered some sort of erotic massage parlor, but you quickly shake that thought away. Surely you’re mistaken here, as you’ve seen these ponies do regular massages before on the show. Even if you’re not, you doubt Fluttershy of all ponies would even set a hoof in a place like this in a million years, if your assumptions about this being some erotic massage place are right. Still, as you notice Rarity walking away, and Aloe walking next to her, you are once again greeted with that same hip swaying moment, and can once again briefly see her vagina. Ugh, calm down. These ponies are usually naked, so maybe they just don’t pay attention about covering the goods like humans do?

“Miss Trixie? Could you sit here please, while I start to massage miss Fluttershy? My sister will be back shortly.” Lotus breaks your inner monologue, and with a nod you follow her to a seat. As you sit down, you actually notice that you’re looking directly to the end of the massage table, and see Fluttershy taking place atop of it. You can’t help but find this odd, as you can basically look directly at how the yellow pagasus is going to be massaged. You expected these massages to be done in private, but apparently that’s a mistake. You watch as Lotus appears with a bottle in her mouth before placing it on the table, and you realize that it must be massage oil. So they do use that at least. Somewhere in the back of your mind, you can’t help but wonder how hooves of all things can feel nice and relaxing, but these ponies must be used to it. Funny, you wonder how they would react to being massaged by hands, and for a second you can’t help but giggle softly as the image of Lyra screaming in ecstasy of being massaged by a human pops into your head. That damn fanon sure ruined your already dirty mind, that’s for sure.

You hear Fluttershy udder a ‘meep’, so you quickly glance over to see that Lotus has started putting on the massage oil onto her body, but you quickly realize that Fluttershy is lying with her face away from you, which means… that her plot is facing directly towards you. Why the hell do these things keep happening to you? This is like a male’s dreams, if he wasn’t a pony, or if the girls weren’t ponies either, or if you still had your penis and weren’t a pony girl yourself…

“Sorry, miss Fluttershy. I know it is cold, but it will heat up soon enough when I work it into your skin.” Lotus explains as she places the bottle down again, and starts to work the massage oil into Fluttershy her fur. You still don’t know how hooves of all things can feel good, but pretty soon Fluttershy seems to relax under the ministrations of the masseuse pony working her. That is until Lotus starts to work on the kinks in her back. You do briefly remember something about Fluttershy having issues with her back from the chat while walking to this place, but the last thing you expected was for Fluttershy’s wings to spring wide open and stand fully erect. Did she just pop a wingboner? Surely that fandom shit was fake, right? Maybe Lotus plans on massaging her wings as well, and you’re just looking way too deep into this. That must be it. You’ve just been corrupted from reading all those fandom stuff that you keep seeing sexual content in stuff that isn’t any at all, even if this would be highly suggestive back in your world. Well, if girls had wings at least… and walked around naked, and had tails that sometimes showed of their backside.

And imagining human Fluttershy being massaged by a naked Lotus is enough for you to feel your tail start to raze again. Crap, not this shit again! Everything is fine, your newfound friend is just getting a massage for the pain in her back, nothing more, surely there is nothing sexual about that and… did Fluttershy just moan? You glance over at the scene again and… OH BOY. Whatever Lotus has been doing with the yellow pegasus must have felt good, as she’s having her goods on full display. Her tail has been lifted up as well, and by now you knows what the hell that means, but what’s more importantly right now is that you can see Fluttershy’s slit. What is this? Are you some protagonist in some harem anime that keeps getting into perverted situations?

You take a few deep breaths, and try to calm down. After you glance once more at the shy yellow mare, you can see that she hasn’t moved her tail down again, and Lotus is currently working her magic on her. A loud gasp however makes you right back to where you started.

Calm down, this is a massage, nothing else. Certainly nothing sexual, even though you can see pony labia, and she’s letting out tiny gasps as Lotus is working on the kinks in her back. Sure, Fluttershy is groaning in pleasure and has started to slightly bend and twist on the massage table as Lotus is for some reason starting to look as sexy as can be in your mind, and when you take a deep breath to try to calm you down you can smell that intoxicating sweet smell again… well, that’s not helping. You can’t help but glance every few seconds, before quickly turning away, only to repeat the action. As Fluttershy her movements is increasing when Lotus does indeed start to work on her wings, and she’s getting more movable, you do hear Lotus kindly asking her to lie still, but you’re certain you just saw her crotchboobs that sure as hell don’t look as tiny now that you got a look at it. Even though you don’t have a comparison for the rest, you’re actually pretty sure that your assumption of Fluttershy being the stacked one seems to be correct.

But this isn’t helping one bit. You’re almost glad that you lost your penis, as you’re sure it would be rock hard by now and leaking all over the place. You’re actually thankful for being a mare for once, though this hasn’t made you any less turned on. You can’t help but wonder if that is your own male mindset, or if this body is reacting to the scene. Maybe Trixie really is a lesbian after all? It would explain those raunchy images of Twilight… great, now you got that stuck in your head again.

“Miss Trixie?” you jump out of your train of thought as a voice calls out for you. As you turn around, you spot Aloe standing behind you, so that means she must have returned from having set up Rarity her mud bath. How long did you space out there though, and why does the pink earth pony have that weird grin on her face?

Oh. You come to the realization.

Oh crap. You totally spaced out, but at the same time, your view was right on Fluttershy’s haunches and the goods between it. Does she think that you were peeping? Well, ok, you actually did do that but having her know is bad, very bad!

“Miss Rarity is relaxing in her mud bath right now so if you could follow me, I can start your massage.” Even though she says it so surreal, like nothing happened, that little grin stays on her face. Christ, everything these sisters do reeks of sex in your mind, but after those scenes earlier, you’re more than ever convinced these sisters do more than just give plain massages!

“I uh… I’ll be right back! Toilet!” Is all you can blubber out before you bolt it out of the room and leave the alluring mare named Aloe behind. You need a breather, and frankly, some time to calm down as you don’t exactly want to writhe around like Fluttershy has been doing there. For some reason, you’re starting to feel really hot, and your tail has been refusing you to calm down, and that perfume isn’t helping you either. Man, you really are either one horny bastard right now, or this body is going through some sort of sexual desire.

Your eyes fling open as you realize ponies actually got these moments, and for a second you fear your estrus is upon you, but it’s not like you’re dying for sex right now either, though you’re not that far off from it either. More than likely, this is still the male you in there getting some kind of reaction to constantly seeing girl parts, though it seems you’re fine with pony vagina’s now? Maybe you’ve always had a thing for them, and never realized it? That alone makes you cringe though, as the last thing you wanted to find out was that you’re sexually attracted to pastel colored ponies. Though none of the mares who’s you seen in all their splendor right now are giving you the same affect Twilight had earlier on you, so that’s a good thing. Though, that once again begs the question, as to why you almost dived in between her legs to feast on that perfect slit. And while you’re imaging that scene, where you’re eating out Twilight, as she is saying your name over and over, you once again start to feel incredibly hot. The fuck is wrong with you?

You can’t help but to slam your head against the wall, in some weird effort to calm down. Maybe you need a freaking cold shower instead of the toilet?

“Miss Trixie, are you alright?’ A voice rings out behind you, and with a startled yelp you turn around to see Aloe looking at you with a worried face. Drat, how long has she been there, and did she see what you did?

“Um, yes. Trixie couldn’t find the bathroom.” You finish with a weak, embarrassed laugh, in the hopes that she hasn’t seen you do that, though from the look of her face, she sure as hell did.

The masseuse pony looks at you a bit more with a worried look, before she points her hood to one of the front doors in the hallway. “That’s where the toilet is, miss Trixie. I’ll be waiting for your massage, so don’t be long.”

“Trixie won’t be long!” You nearly run in the freaking bathroom, as you feel embarrassed as can be. Can you seriously get any more awkward right now? It’s bad enough that you see sexual stuff everywhere, but now this? Maybe ponies just do these things completely different, and while it might be alluring, and definitely hard for your male self, this might be the norm for them. For all you know, they think you’re the weird one for reacting like this. Ugh, you need to clear your mind!

Thankfully, there is a big sink here with a long mirror, as well as a few stalls. While the bathroom thing was a little white lie to get away for a little bit, you do walk up to the sink and start to splash some water in your face. You glance at yourself in the mirror after having done that, and thankfully there isn’t any bruising from just having slammed your freaking forehead against a wall. The hell were you thinking, doing that of all things?

You still feel that something is off about those sisters though, and you can’t help but start to think about that special course they talked to with Rarity. That blush plus the way these sisters act, walk and talk definitely isn’t innocent at all. Ugh, fuck. Why are you even reacting this badly to it? You’re a dude for fuck sakes, so if anything, you should be thrilled about seeing their girly bits in full display! Besides, if they’re taunting it, you got every right to look.

With renewed willpower, you decide to go back out there and get that massage. It would be rude after Rarity and Fluttershy brought you here to begin with, even if you start to realize those two must come here for more than just some weekly spa relaxation. And while you wouldn’t exactly call this place relaxing for you, the massage itself might help you regain that magic that you’re so dead set on getting back. No matter how weird it might get, you’re going to suck it up, get that massage, somehow get on even better terms with the fashionista and the pet lover, and get one step closer to getting that magic back, and thus one step closer to home!

You’re about to leave the bathroom again, but as you come closer, you see a note pinned to the door. Ever so curious what it says, you pick up the note and read the text.

The pawn has been placed. Which path shall it pick?

“…”

What is this? Is this some joke?

You shrug and crumble the paper before tossing it into a nearby trashcan. Probably someone playing a prank on you, or maybe it wasn’t even meant for you to begin with as you’re sure more ponies use these toilets. If anything, it might just be some bored janitor putting notes up all over this bathroom, just like you would find sleazy pickup lines and telephone numbers that undoubtedly would lead to sex, in toilets back on earth in places like trucker bars and such.

And yet, you cannot help but look back one more time to the trashcan, before going back to the big room in the back. Now that you managed to calm down somewhat, you might as well get this over with.

As soon as Aloe sees you, she smiles and beckons you over. “Everything alright now, miss Trixie?”

“Yes, Trixie is fine.” You respond, but you’re quick to notice something is of, or more importantly no longer here. Where did Fluttershy and Lotus go? “Um, Trixie can’t help but notice that we’re all alone here.”

“Ah, my sister has brought miss Fluttershy upstairs, to set up a steam bath for her. She’ll be back shortly, but for now, why don’t you lie down on the table, so I can start to begin your massage.”

You honestly couldn’t help to think that maybe Lotus was giving her a more personal massage somewhere in this place, but once again it seems that it’s just your dirty mind coming up with scenarios. You’re a bit of a pervert sure, but you’ve never been this bad before, and today you’ve been keeping at it. Aloe isn’t even acting weird at all even though she’s alone with you here, so why did you think that this pony was going to do something sexual again? You really need to find out what the hell is causing this, as you’re becoming creepier and creepier.

You get on the massage table as Aloe instructs you to lie down with your front hooves to your sides. As you do so, you can’t help but smell that perfume again.

“Trixie’s been wondering... just what is that smell?”

“Oh, is it not to your liking, miss Trixie?”

“Oh no, nothing like that. It’s just nothing I am used too.”

“It’s the sweet fragrance of the lotus flower, lilacs to be precise.”

“Oh, that makes sense.” You let out a dry laugh as you notice it’s their cutiemark. “Must be a hard perfume to come by though, I assume.”

“Who says it’s a perfume?” Aloe softly whispers in your ear.

Wait what? Your eyes fling open as you stare at the pink pony besides you, but she’s acting like nothing is wrong. Did you mishear that, or is she playing you for a fool? But if it isn’t a perfume, then where is that smell coming from?

You’re about to question that remark, if it wasn’t for the sound of somepony walking towards you two. You turn around to see the other Blossom sister, Lotus approaching you.

“Ah, did everything go fine with miss Fluttershy?” Aloe asks her sister.

“Yes Aloe, I set up her steam bath and came to help you with miss Trixie.”

“Help her?” You can’t help but ask. How in the world are these two going to massage you together? Come to think of it, why are you even allowing one of them to touch you? Those hooves will break your back!

“Oh yes, miss Rarity asked us to make sure that you would enjoy your first ever massage.” Lotus starts to speak, as you feel Aloe move around and open a closet close to you. You turn around and spot her taking out some bottle. Didn’t they already have massage oil?

“What is that?” You ask once again, as you start to feel nervous.

“It is just some massage oil, miss Trixie, nothing to worry about.

“But didn’t Lotus already have a bottle out that she used on Fluttershy?” You seriously can’t help but think something is terribly off about this whole thing. Who ever heard of getting a massage by two masseuses at the same time? Unless it’s the type of massage you can’t help but keep popping up in your head. Damn perverted mind of yours might not be so off after all.

“This is a special brand, that helps you relax even more.” Aloe smiles at you, as she undoes the bottle and let some of the content drop on your back. A small yelp is let out by you, as Fluttershy wasn’t kidding about it being cold. Is that normal? The more you think about it, the more you start to panic.

“Relax, miss Trixie” Lotus this time smiles as you feel her hooves on your back. She’s going to break your freaking back! WHY DID YOU AGREE TO THIS?

You start to struggle something fiercely, to try and get away from whatever horrors these sisters plan to unleash upon your poor weary pony body, but when Lotus starts to increase her grip on you, you feel a second set of hooves start to work the oil in your body.

“Please, miss Trixie.” Lotus struggles to hold you “There is no need to be afraid. Just let us do our job, and we promise you won’t regret it.”

Like hell you will! Sure, Aloe isn’t hurting you yet, but she’s just rubbing that oil around your upper body. Once she slams those hooves into you, you’ll be a broken husk if you’re lucky! You try to struggle even more, but the blue masseuse pony has an iron grip on you, and it actually takes all your willpower not to scream in terror. Various images of these two beating you half to dead, before tossing you in that pool of water to let you drown flash into your mind.

Aloe stops rubbing the oil into your skin and for a second you think that you’re save. That is, until you actually feel her hooves back onto your body, and starts to apply pressure. Oh god, this is it! This is how you die! They’ll find your mutilated body somewhere, broken and drowned. Or perhaps they’ll just dump you into the forest somewhere and… this… this actually doesn’t hurt at all. In fact, it feels pretty good. You swear you hear the two sisters giggle above you, and for a second you wonder why, until you realize that you just sighed in pleasure. You can’t help but feel embarrassed about your acting back there, but at the same time you make a note that it was once again something you wouldn’t normally do. It reminds you of that anxiety attack last night back at Fluttershy’s cottage, which means that once again, it must have been that spell gone haywire and messing up your emotions.

After noticing that you have calmed down, Lotus stops trying to pin you down, and starts to work in tandem with her sister. For a second you wonder just how four hooves are capable of applying pressure at your tiny back, but they sure as hell do it without issues.

As the two sisters start to really make work of your back now, you got to admit that you’re actually amazed of their skill and teamwork, so you just allow yourself to slip back and relax. Incredibly girly and embarrassing or not, this just feels so good.

“See, miss Trixie. Nothing to worry about” You don’t even know which sister just talked, as you had already closed your eyes. Maybe you needed this? You do feel your body relaxing more and more, as they work on you.

You continue to mutter silent groans as you can feel all the tension slipping away from you, surprised that you were so tense to begin with. But that is most likely from all the stress accumulated these last few days. No doubt anyone else in your shoes - or would that be hooves - would be just as stressed as you are, and that’s just from waking up as a pony - female none the less - in a strange world that only supposed to exist as a cartoon. That doesn’t even mention the really weird part about not being able to tell the truth, or your messed up emotions and somewhat lust driven body.

“You can’t Aloe. Remember what miss Rarity told us.” A sudden voice rings out and you open one eye to see Aloe standing before you, her mouth open and nearly enclosing around your horn.

“Oh that’s right.” Aloe glances at her sister before looking back at you with that same come-hither look from before. “It’s such a pity that you lost your magic miss Trixie. I would have loved to give your horn a nice little massage of its own.”

You swear you saw the pink mare licking her lips as she said that, so it’s not too hard to imagine what she meant by that. It takes every ounce of your willpower to try and stop your tail from lifting itself, as you try to calm your mind. That was no longer something you could mistake, as it was a pure, one hundred percent certainty that she was talking about licking and sucking your horn. You do wonder if your horn is actually a thing that can derive pleasure, but you rather not find out like this.

But that basically means that you really are one step short of receiving an erotic massage, or are already in the midst of one if that flank rubbing was anything to go by. Should you allow this? If these two want to step it up a notch, you don’t exactly know if you’d relish the thought, or stop them. You haven’t forgotten how you kept exploring your new body two nights ago, and how good that felt on its own. If recent events are anything to go by, you’re about to be serviced in a very special way. By twins, none the less!

But it seems you’re not so lucky, as Lotus finishes the last of your massage before she starts speaking to you. “There we go miss Trixie, I hope it was to your liking.”

You nod, even as you feel a tad disappointed that you’re not getting that erotic massage after all. You quickly shake that thought away though, telling yourself to stop wanting this. A polite cough from one of the sisters makes you stare at Aloe, as she starts to walk while talking. “Miss Trixie, we’re going to set you up for a nice hot bath now, so we can bring in miss Rarity and start her massage.

As you follow the pink sister, you see from the corner of your eye that the blue one starts to walk away, most likely getting Rarity, but you quickly halt as you notice that you barely walked ten feet. Glancing up, you spot that tub of water in the middle of the room, so you quickly turn back to Aloe as you give her a bewildered look. Surely they don’t want you to go in there.

As Aloe walks up the stairs, you sigh realizing that it is exactly what she wants. You begrudgingly follow the earth pony as you end up on the pool.

“Get in the water please, miss Trixie.” Aloe meanwhile holds up a small bottle before dumping it in the water. Quite quickly you smell several types of flowers like lavender, roses and of course lilacs. “This nice bath will help you relax and will get the oil out of your fur.”

You sigh again but decide to just get in it. You have to admit that massage was great, so perhaps this will help too. Slowly crawling in the water proves to still be a tad of an issue, not exactly being used to doing it with this body, but you manage to get in without drowning yourself at least. You do see Aloe staring at you with a worried look, but you quickly snort and tell some fib of not having done this before. The pink mare stares at you for a little while longer, before giving a shrug and walking back down. You have to admit the temperate is a nice type of warm, but not too hot either, and you do feel relaxed. As you see movement from the corner of your eye you glance down to see Lotus walking towards one of the massage tables, followed by an absolutely beaming Rarity. As she spots you, she waves quickly with a hoof before laying herself down, once again plot right in your direction. Thankfully, this mare manages to not writhe and moan all over the place as Lotus works on her, but you start to feel quite drowsy as the warm water lulls you to sleep.

***

You get snapped awake when a blue hoof retracts. You glance up to see an amused looking Lotus grinning down on you. Still somewhat groggy you mutter out something that either sounded like what’s going on or was gone none.

“You fell asleep, miss Trixie.” Lotus giggles at your predicament. “We let you sleep though after we noticed that there was no danger of you hurting yourself.” She continues to speak as she helps you out of the tub. Before you can protest she grabs a towel and starts to dry you, and you quickly feel a secondary towel working on your back side. Turning your head around you spot the other sister just giving you a small grin of her own as they work in tandem to dry you off. Once again the sisters work in perfect harmony, as if they do this every day – which just may be – and in no time finish drying you before tossing the towels in a round looking hamper next to the tub.

Silently giving you a sign to follow, you walk behind Lotus as Aloe walks right behind you. Once again you briefly wonder what they are planning but you quickly spot Rarity and Fluttershy wrapped in towels lazing about in two of the chairs. Before you can ask something, you get wrapped in a similar getup by Aloe, in a speed that would rival Pinkie’s antics. These towels do have that same lilac smell as half the stuff in this place by now, but it doesn’t make it any less bad of a smell.

“Ah, there you are, darling.” Rarity’s voice suddenly rings out as Lotus leads you to a chair in between the two. You briefly wonder why they’re not sitting together, but by the look of Rarity’s face, this looks planned. Not really liking what might still happen, but relaxing anyways as you realize that these sisters won’t act creepy with these two next to you, you go and sit down. “How did you enjoy your first ever massage?”

“It was fine…” You trail of wondering how to really word it, but not really finding anything you shrug before continuing. “Trixie really enjoyed it, and it made the stress disappear in no time.”

“That’s nice to hear, but we’re not done yet.” The fashionista unicorn suddenly beams at you. “We still need to get facials!”

A facial, really? You give Rarity your best are you shitting me look, but it seems the fashionista won’t take no for an answer.

“Oh come now darling. After a nice relaxing day, you cannot end the day with having some work done on your face. Just think, a nice relaxing chair, a nice chat amongst friends while our dear hosts give us a mud mask and make all that pent up stress melt away. Not to mention the wrinkles. Not that I have any of course, but one can never be too save.”

The shit you put up with. You think to yourself as you agree to do it. You watch somewhat intrigued as Lotus and Aloe starts to work on Rarity, by first putting yet another towel over her face, before doing the same thing to you and Fluttershy. You can feel that the towel is hot, and briefly wonder why they did this. Thankfully, they remove the damn thing after only a minute or so, before Lotus starts to work some ugly green goo on Rarity her face. Surely they don’t expect you to get the same treatment?

Before you can even voice a complaint, Aloe appears before you, flashing a smile before she starts to work that same goo on your face. It feels weird as hell, but at least it doesn’t smell bad, as you can make out the tiniest hints of cucumbers. While you’re not that excited about this whole thing, you just allow it to happen, since you are getting it for free. After Aloe makes sure your entire face is covered in the green goo, she places two slices of cucumber on top of your eyes. With nothing else to do but just sit there and letting that stuff harden on your face, you hear one of the sisters walk away from you and going to another patron, most likely Fluttershy, to receive a similar getup, or that’s what you assume anyways.

“So, darling.” You hear Rarity’s voice all off the sudden. “How are you finding Ponyville?”

“Um, I’m not really sure how to respond to that.” You respond honesty. You haven’t really been exploring the town much, and wherever you go, bad stuff tends to follow.

“Right, do forgive me dear, I can assume that it’s not easy for you but don’t worry. Ponies will turn around as long as you don’t give them anything to fear you.”

That’s not really helping there. You mutter inside yourself as you withhold the notion to roll your eyes. Probably for the best with those cucumber slices over your eyes.

“Pinkie seems nice, as does Twilight, Spike, and of course current company.” You hear a few laughs and thank you’s being said. “The rest… well, let’s just say Trixie is grateful for not being stoned to death.”

“Oh, come now, darling, surely it’s not so bad.” It’s too bad that she can’t see you, or you her, as you really got to fight the urge to deadpan at her. “Well, admittedly some ponies aren’t thrilled to have you back, but you have turned over a new leaf, so they’ll just have to come around sooner or later.”

“Something tells me it will be much later.” You snort. “Rainbow Dash and Applejack don’t even trust me, I’ve not seen Pinkie Pie since we all got together at Twilight’s house and even Spike still seems afraid of me.”

“It’s um… you got to um… give them time.” Fluttershy’s voice rings out as you nearly forgot the quiet pegasus was with you two.

“Fluttershy is right. Just give them some time, and they’ll turn around in no time, and the rest of the town will soon follow. Why, you already started on a good path when you joined myself and Fluttershy!” You fight the urge to snort again as Rarity starts to brag. “But enough about these depressing matters. How’s time with Twilight?”

You swear you can practically hear the gossip meter explode inside her head, and you suddenly realize why she had you take place in between her and Fluttershy. Like this, you’re basically surrounded for a cross examination and the fashionista doesn’t seem content with letting you go before she knows it all. And even though you can’t see it at all, you feel all four mares eyes on you.

“What do you mean?” You suddenly don’t feel so keen to answer these questions anymore.

“Oh, I’m just curious. You two haven’t exactly gotten along in earlier conversations, but now it seems to be going fine?” She ends it as a question.

You sigh, something you’ve been doing quite a lot lately as you ponder how to respond. “Twilight’s just allowing me to stay at her place until I regain my magic, and Trixie feels bad about how she acted before. Hence why I’m trying to apologize to Twilight, her friends, and hopefully the entire town. She never meant for that Ursa to come to town.” You finish although you do mutter that it wasn’t your fault but Snips and Snails for luring the thing to Ponyville in the first place.

“I see…” The white unicorn responds. “Twilight seems happy though.”

“She is?” You respond as you hear movement to the right of you before you feel the towel around your mane being undone. “Um, what’s going on?”

“Nothing to worry about dear.” Rarity responds from above you, so she’s the one undoing the towel. “Normally Aloe and Lotus would also be so kind as to shampoo our manes, but since you’re new to this, I thought it would be best if I did it.”

You shrug, not really caring, though you do feel a bit weird about a spa doing hair washing.

“Anyways, as I was asking dear, has anything strange happened?”

This time you can’ help but snort. “If I didn’t know any better, this almost feels like a cross examination.” You decide to just worth it.

It stays silent for a few seconds, before a fake laugh is heard. “Nonsense dear, just curiosity… Well, I do admit I’m ever so curious to hear about your… friendship, yes.”

“Nothing much happened. Twilight is friendly to me, and the only weird part was when Lyra visited.”

“Oh…” Rarity trails off again as you feel a shampoo of some shorts being rubbed into your scalp.

“Aren’t we in massage chairs?” You’re pretty certain there is nothing for that shampoo or any water to go into.

“Not to worry dear, just relax and we’ll be done in no time!

You mentally shrug again, and close your eyes, letting the fashionista work on your mane.

***

About twenty minutes has passed now, and Rarity has been asking you a few more questions. For some annoying reason, she really wanted to know what you and Twilight have been up to ever since she left the place. You recalled the stuff as best as you could and told them, all the while wondering just why she is so curious. Granted, she’s most likely worried about you not trying to fight the purple princess anymore, but there is a freaking limit. Thankfully though, that mane brushing was over rather fast, so the last minutes have been spend in silence, until either Aloe or Lotus told you three that it was time to remove the mud masks, which you are currently undergoing. You’re honestly ever so glad to get this icky stuff of your face, even if it has hardened onto it. Thankfully though, it peels right off and in no time you’re done and being led back to the entrance, almost as if they all off the sudden wanted you gone. The really weird part is that ever since your mud mask has been removed, Fluttershy has been almost afraid to look at you, and whenever you see her stare at you, she quickly lets out a ‘meep’ before turning away. You almost worry that something is still in your face, but you felt around and couldn’t feel a thing out of place so you just assume its Fluttershy’s way of being embarrassed about one strange thing or the other. Deep down though, you do have one final question in that she might have seen you stare during her massage though you’re quick to dismiss that.

“Ever so much grateful Aloe and Lotus.” Rarity uses her magic to pay the two, before she turns to you. “Well dear, I hope you enjoyed your massage, but know this.” She suddenly gives you a neutral look “A lady always gets even.”

You blink while looking at her confused. “Come again?”

“Nothing personal.” She almost sings it out as she opens the door and leaves, Fluttershy close behind. “This is where our paths stray I’m afraid darling, toodles.”

…That was really fucking weird. You can’t help but think as you turn at the two sisters, but they too seem to look at you with some odd look before quickly turning away. Was that compassion? Ok, what the fuck is going on?

Not liking this one bit, you make your way out of the place, and trace your way back to the library. Thankfully, the big tree is easily spotted from here, so you know where to go, but as you glance up at the sky, you can see the sun already setting. Holy crap, either you spend all day in there, or days here are a lot shorter. It would explain why you’re so hungry though.

As you make your way home though, you once again feel all eyes on you, but as you glance around, you can see ponies looking at you. Not angry, not upset, just staring and… wait, are a few of them laughing? Really starting to get paranoid now, you increase your pace to a trot and then start to run when even more ponies start to laugh at you. What the fuck is going on?

Your run comes to a shattering halt as you pass by a window and spot your reflection. You eye the pony in the window and let out a surprised shriek before moving a hoof up to your mane. Your normal greyish mane is now a really fucking ugly looking puke green! How did that happen? What happene…. RARITY? Rarity did this? You knew spa’s didn’t do hair washing! As you once again hear laughter, you turn around to see a few ponies laughing at your predicament, so you once again bolt it to the library, but it takes every inch of your willpower not to burst out crying.

Thankfully, with the sun already setting, and most ponies either busy finishing work and other various stuff, you don’t pass many more ponies, and pretty soon you’re closing at Golden Oaks Library.

You burst into the place, glad to be off the streets as you hear a yell of surprise from Twilight as she drops a few books she was carrying in her levitation grip.

“Trixie? What’s going on and-“ That’s about as far as she gets as her mouth drops open.

“You like it!” You snap angrily. “Rarity gave me a nice gift!”

“It doesn’t look too bad…” Twilight trails off.

“Not bad?” You snap back in response. “My mane is green, Twilight, GREEN!”

“Well, I can see that, but you shouldn’t overreact to it.”

“Overreact? She dyed my mane green! And here I’m trying to become friends with them! This isn’t what friends do!”

“Actually….,” Twilight looks at you with some bemusement at your predicament. “In Rarity’s case, it kind of is.”

“Huh?”

“Just come with me.”

You begrudgingly follow the alicorn as she leads you upstairs, and into her bathroom.

“Just take a seat.”

“What, in the bathtub?”

“Well, yes. I don’t want to get the floor all dirty.”

“Dirty with what? The ugly pieces of mane that you’ll be forced to cut out? Oh wait, that’s my entire hair!”

“Trixie, can you just calm down for a second.”

“Hmm, fine. Let’s see how you react when your mane is green!”

“Just close your eyes.”

“What fo- eekk.” You can’t help but let out a shriek as water hits your head, as Twilight is working the bath’s nozzle with her magic.

“Take a peak below you.”

You’re about to ask her why, but you notice an ugly looking trail of something dripping into the drain. Upon closer inspection, you come to the realization that it’s the same ugly green your mane currently is.

“Wha?”

“Rarity’s a really nice pony, but she doesn’t forget stuff like this easily.”

“So she made me into a freak? As if this town didn’t hate me enough already, now I’ve become a mocking stock.”

“Trixie, she did the same thing that you did to her, that first time you visited Ponyville. And trust me when I say this, you got off easy.”

“Easy? EASY? I look like a clown, and everypony laughed at me on my way back to here!”

“Let me tell you a little story. A while back, our friend Applejack went missing. We finally found her in Dodge Junction but she ran out on us. Long story short, during that chase, we lost Rarity and Pinkie Pie, because Rainbow Dash wouldn’t go back for them.”

You already know all this, but decide to just hear her out as she keeps washing your mane.

“We got Applejack to come home, but Rarity was forced to listen to an entire return trip of Pinkie ranting about Chimicherry’s and Cherrychanga’s. Don’t ask for the record.” She quickly tells you as you were about to ask her about that in the pretense of not knowing about it. “Anyways, a few days after that, Rarity forced Rainbow Dash to eat a bucket full of the deserts. Let’s just say for civil sakes that Rainbow her stomach couldn’t handle it all and it came out the wrong way.”

“Ow…” Well, that doesn’t sound much fun. “So, guess I got off easy after all?”

“I’d say you did.” Twilight giggles as she stops the nozzle. “Take a look in the mirror.”

You turn and do just that, and you can’t help but gasp as you notice the usual grey mane color that you’ve come to terms with. It’s not the prettiest color, but anything beats that green muck!

“Let me say this as well, Trixie. Rarity wouldn’t do that to ponies that she doesn’t consider friends.”

Before you can reply, Twilight leaves the bathroom to let you think about that. So, Rarity got even on something the real Trixie did to her, but she wouldn’t do that to anyone she doesn’t consider a friend? Does that mean she considers you a friend? Or is Twilight just wrong? It does seem in Rarity’s nature to want to get even for things done wrong in her book, and you can just see her thinking that she’ll destroy you, after ‘you’ ruined her mane.

Besides dyeing your mane green, she was nice to you though, unless that was all an act to let your guard down. She did seem interested in you, and more importantly, how Twilight was threating you, for whatever reason that might be.

Actually, come to think of it, why did you freak out so much about it in the first place? You’re not a girl! You’re just not! You might be inside a mare’s body right now, but you shouldn’t freak out over something like this! You’d be upset if this happened to your old body, but you’d just call the guy an asshole, laugh it off, and get even on another day. But now, you felt so embarrassed, and even feared that you’d look like some abstract painting gone horribly wrong, for the rest of your duration like this. These mood swings really are freaking annoying, and you sure as hell don’t hope that it’s brought upon by hormones, like you’ve heard woman utter so many times before. Do pasted colored ponies even get their periods? God, you hope not, as the last thing you’d want to go through is bleeding from your snatch.

Still, something feels off about you though, and as you glance in the mirror again, you can’t help but wonder what. All that green icky dye is gone, and you’re back to your azure coated fur and greyish mane and tail, so what is missing? What does the normal Trixie usually have that you do- Your hat and cape! It suddenly comes to you that you barely wore that stuff, and for some reason that just doesn’t seem to sit well with you. If you’re supposed to pretend you’re the real Trixie anyways, won’t they find it odd you never wear them anymore?

As you walk downstairs, you hear Twilight asking you where you are going. “To get my hat and cape!”

Author's Note

More awkwardness for your already messy new life! next chapter, hat time!

PS: I hated this chapter, I really did... but it's so needed to get the plot and other strange things going!

PPS: Normally, I was going to use an accentish typing for Aloe and Lotus (as in turn words like "that" into "zat") but I realised I suck at accent typing (just look at how I write down AJ >-<) so I decided not to bother. Hope no one minds that, but I rather not fuck it all up!