Star Trek: The Equestrian Galaxy

by Mystery Psychotic Studio

Rating: teen
Tags: Adventure, Crossover, Human, Dark, Comedy
Length: 1714

If Captain James T. Kirk, Spock and the rest of the crew had to go anywhere in the galaxy they had to end up in Equestria.

Spock has been working in his science bay for days and Kirk is getting worried. He stops by and is surprised to see that he has created a wormhole….. Just as it starts going out of control and as it sucks the entire U.S.S. Enterprise into itself. And where do they end up? In the magical land of Equestria. How will they learn to live in a society that has no species of humans? How will Spock be able to keep his cool around Pinkie Pie?

Sidenote: This is based on the 2009 Star Trek crew.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-10-12 02:40:02 UTC

Spock's Mistake

Captain's log, Star-date: 41159.8. We have just returned from a search and rescue mission on the planet Klin. The Klingons lost they're most royal ruler and turned to us to save him. After we saved the Klingon leader he showed some wormhole technology he was researching to save himself from a giant space eel. After we left First Officer Spock had been in his Science Bay and hasn't come out since. I'm starting to get worried so I'm going to go check on him.

Captain James T. Kirk had just finished another entry in his Captain's long and made his way to the turnolift. He pressed a couple buttons on the pad and it closed and moved downward. It reached it's destination and Kirk walked out and towards the Science Bay. When he entered it what he saw blew his mind. A wormhole was right in front of him and it was sucking in everything. Spock happened to be clinging to a table trying to hold on.

"Spock! What happened here?" Kirk shouted looking extremely worried.

"It appears that I made a slight miscalculation. I was trying to do what the Klingon leader couldn't.... Open a wormhole. But it apparently was unstable." Spock said without any emotion. Although the look on his face looked like he was freaking out and scared. He then started loosing his grip and then lost it but Kirk grabbed Spock's arm before he was pulled into the hole.

"I gotcha Spock." The captain said. He then preceeded to pull hard on his arm to get him outta there. Unfortunately Kirk lost his grip and they were both sucked into the wormhole along with the entire ship!! And the entire wormhole went away with a pop.

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Space: the Final Frontier. These are the voyages of the star ship Enterprise. Its five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life, and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before

Star Trek: The Equestrian Galaxy

Chris Pine as Captain James T. Kirk

Zachary Quinto as Spock

Karl Urban as Leonard "Bones" McCoy

Simon Pegg as Montgomery "Scotty" Scott

John Cho as Hikaru Sulu

Zoe Saldana as Nyota Uhura

Anton Yelchin as Pavel Chekov

and Alice Eve as Carol Marcus

With Tara Strong as Twilight Sparkle

Ashleigh Ball as Applejack and Rainbow Dash

Andrea Libman as Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy

Cathy Weseluck as Spike

Tabitha St. Germain as Rarity and Princess Luna

and Nicole Oliver as Princess Celestia

A Mysterious Galaxy

Captain Kirk awoke from unconsciousness and so did First Officer Spock and they saw that the Science Bay was in shatters.

"You okay Spock?" Kirk asked worried about his friend.

"I am quite alright as I'll ever be, Captain." Spock said showing no emotion, as always.

The captain then grabbed his communicator and called up the crew.

"Captain to Crew. Is everyone alright?"

"I'm okay Jim." Bones said.

"I'm quite alright Captain." Scotty said.

"Everything's in check, Captain." Sulu said.

"As alright as I ever be." Uhura said.

"I am wery good Captain." Chekov said.

"I'm alright to, Captain." Alice said.

"Alright. I'm on my way to the bridge. Spock's with me so we'll try to figure out where the hell we are." The captain said.

Kirk and Spock made their way through the Enterprise and saw that most of it was in tatters and most of the people on it had evacuated. They got to the turbolift and pushed in the floor they want to go to and then when it stopped they got to the bridge. They saw the bridge was completely shattered. The two saw the crew was alright and trying to comprehend what just happened.

"Mr. Sulu, Report." Kirk said.

"Captain, we appeared to have been pulled into a wormhole." Sulu explained.

"Which I happened to create." Spock said disappointed although his non-emotion like voice sort of made it hard to tell.

"Wow. The great Spock made a mistake.... That's a shocker." Bones said with a cocky smile on his face.

"Indeed it is." The First Officer said.

"Alright, everyone let's get things situated. Chekov try to figure out what galaxy we're in." The Captain ordered.

Chekov got his position to work and did research on the galaxy.

"Um... Captain. It appears we're in a galaxy called The Equestrian Galaxy." He answered.

"Equestrian Galaxy? That sounds like something horse-like. Species sure name these galaxies the weirdest of names." Kirk said with a chuckle after hearing the ridiculous name.

"I agree with you captain. Whomever named this galaxy must of had horse troubles." Spock said.

"I agree captain. We'll just have to figure out if the species is hostile or not." Sulu said.

The crew made their way to the transporter and Scotty tried to get it to work.

"I'm sorry captain, due to the crash of the Enterprise I don't have the power to get us out." He said.

"Don't worry. I have a way." The captain said.

The crew grabbed the necessary equipment and then Kirk got them to the bridge, went to the front and then kicked one of the windows breaking it. The crew then crawled out and saw that they were in a dark forest.

"Captain I'm not so sure about this. If we are spotted by any of the denizens we'll be violating the prime directive." Spock reminded Kirk since he was a stickler for rules.

"Relax, Mr. Spock. We just find the nearest civilization..... See if they're hostile and then get the hell outta here...... What could possibly go wrong?" Kirk asked.

Apparently his question was answered by an extremely loud roar.

"Jim...... What was that?" Bones asked.

The captain got out his tricoder and apparently spotted a large dot approaching the dots which represented them.

"I don't know but it's coming in fast...... Prepare your phasers. Set for stun." He ordered.

The crew got out the phasers and out of the bushes came out a lion....... But it had bat ears, a scorpions tail and dragon wings.

"Fascinating...... A manticore. I thought they were just myths." Spock said amazed.

But his fascination was cut short as it roared again and charged to tear them to bits.

"Scatter!!!" Kirk shouted and the crew of the Enterprise got out of the way.

When they got up they fired their Phasers at the Manticore but it didn't seem to have much of an effect..... It slowed it down a bit but it was still coming for them.

"Captain, I advise we set our Phasers to kill." The science officer advised.

"Good call. It's a last measure." The captain responded and the crew did so and blasted away until the Manticore was on the ground dead. The crew put their Phasers away and then saw some more bushes shake a little bit.

Kirk raised his Phaser towards the bushes and said,

"Come outta there!!!"

"Captain I advise against this. If this next creature is hostile as well we might as well drop down dead." Spock warned his friend.

"Why do you think I have my Phaser pointed at the bush?" Kirk asked sarcastically.

The creature hesitated slightly but it eventually came out...... And it completely surprised the entire crew.

It was a yellow horse, with a pink mane and tail and wings.

"Fascinating. A Pegasus." The science officer went.

Kirk scanned the Pegasus with his Tricoder but the sight of it sent the Pegasus back into the bush.

"Don't be afraid. We're peaceful." Kirk said friendly.

The Pegasus then went back up the bush and hesitated but said,

"Y-y-you sure?"

That blew the mind of Spock immediately.

"Fascinating!!!! It also has a form of speech." He said.

"Wait, you speak Equestrian?" The yellow Pegasus asked.

"Equestrian? That must be a new language." Kirk said,

"Well we happen to speak English. Which must be impressively similar to your language....... Well with that aside we should introduce ourselves...... I am James T. Kirk captain of the starship U.S.S. Enterprise."

"Captain, we are violating the Prime Directive just by speaking to her right now..... I advise we leave immediately...." Spock tried to convince Kirk.

"Just introduce yourself." Kirk said.

"...... Fine....... I am Spock, First Officer and Science Officer." The science officer said and did the Vulcan Salute.

"I'm Leonard McCoy. Kirk here calls me Bones. I'm Chief Medical Officer." Bones introduced himself.

"I'm Montgomery Scott, But I prefer Scotty. I'm the Second Officer and Chief Engineer." Scotty introduced.

"I'm Hikaru Sulu, I'm the Helm Officer." Sulu introduced.

"I'm Nyota Uhura, The Communications Officer." Uhura introduced.

"It is wery nice to meet you, I am Pavel Chekow, The Nawigator." Chekov introduced but due to his speech impediment it was confusing.

"D-d-d-d-d-don't you mean very?" The timid Pegasus asked.

"Oh, yes he does mean to say that.... He's Russian so he mixes V with W a lot. And his name is actually Pavel Chekov and he's the Navigator of our starship." Kirk explained.

"I'm new aboard the Enterprise..... I'm Dr. Carol Marcus....... I'm a Lieutenant and I'm a Science Officer as well." Carol introduced.

"Y-y-y-y-you are all so friendly...... I-i-i-i-i'm Fluttershy." The Pegasus introduced,

"And may I ask..... What are you carrying? And what's wrong with that Manticore?"

"Well..... This here is a Tricoder...... We use it to scan things...... This is a Commuincator which we use to talk with the other crew members........ And this is a Phaser..... It's our main way of defense it can stun things and it can kill things..... When we first arrived that Manticore attacked us and our Stun Phasers didn't do much so we had to do a last resort and....... Put it down." Bones explained.

Upon hearing this Fluttershy passed out on the ground.......

"Great......... Now she's passed out and we've violated the Prime Directive." The First Officer said.

"Well we'll just have to get her back to wherever she lives." The Captain said.

Kirk picked up Fluttershy and the crew of the Enterprise followed behind him. However back at the Starship a freezing pod was shown empty and then standing next to it was none other than Khan.....

"Kirk...... You and your crew will pay."

He then walked into the forest to cause some mayhem.