Pinkie wants all of her friends to be happy. And everypony in town is her friend. The only problem is, no matter what Pinkie does, sometimes her friends just won't straighten up and be happy. Pinkie is determined to make everypony happy... Even if it means getting rid of the unhappy ones.

This fanfic has been rated Mature by the author due to the extreme sadistic graphic violence and gore in it. Reader discretion is heavily advised!