What would you do if you were insane? Even the tiniest things that make you insane, you could just go to therapy, and hopefully just forget about them and start anew. But........What if it were the big things that fuck up people's minds? The big things that make people crazy enough to get them locked up and away. Those people can't just turn away, they cant just say no and walk away from the things that could have hurt them. That especially didn't work for Bass Drop.
Bass Drop......... he hated that name, the only pride he took in that name was the fact that his cousin was the very famous Vinyl Scratch, and everypony in his whole family was born with celestia-given strength and badassness. But the name itself........he hated it, and knew exactly why he did, and he never, wanted to think about why, but it just pushes itself into his mind, and it makes him insane. Not the little insane, the big insane.
He just shook the thought away, and started to laugh at a memory of him and his friend Lightning Bolt sitting on the porch.
"That's when i slapped her in the face and that was enough to make her cum like a fucking water hose jet stream. God that one was amazing." said Lightning Bolt as he finished his story about sex with his girlfriend the other night.
Bass just laughed pretty hard.
"right cause getting slapped can drive you to cum like a jet stream, jackass." said Bass, still laughing.
"hey! you go fuck my girlfriend like i did, you will see!"
"No thanks, i already think its a fucking black market of STD's in there, cause i see syphilis, vaginitis, and your friendly neighborhood Gonorrhea. WAIT! I take it back!"
"yeah you better"
"It's not a black market, its a festival!" said Bass, now laughing like no tomorrow.
"Motherfucker." said Lightning Bolt.
"holy hot damn, Bass! look over there!" said Lightning, pointing his hoof over to Cheerilee, washing her yard.
She noticed very well of them staring at her, and made sure to turn around to show them her back side every once in awhile,and her pussy was on full view for them, which made them drool a little.
"Hi Ms.Cheerilee." They both said like hypnotized zombies.
"Hi boys." She said, while swaying her flank at them.
"damn man, Ms.Cheerilee just don't know! She needs some young meat." said Lightning.
"wouldn't that be cheating on your girlfriend, dumbass?"
"ah shut your damn mouth"
Bass laughed some more, knowing that was a good memory back in Trottingham. That was also another reason he was moving to ponyville, cause that's where Cheerilee moved to.
Before he knew it, a light purpish zoom when flying by, and Bass spaced for a minute, it had made his head spin, and he knocked his cart over.
"ahhhh shit." He said, as he got up to start cleaning up his mess.
He looked over and saw the same purplish thing flying back at him,but this time it stopped all of a sudden, and it made a big dust cloud. He coughed a little, and decided whoever this pony is, he was going to give it a piece of his mind. Once the dust settled, he saw who it was. She was a pegasus mare, with white and a really light blue-tipped mane, and a Purple coat. Bass thought she looked just perfect, and decided he wasn't going to be mean, just a little agitated.
"oh wow, mister, i'm really sorry i flew past you like that, i guess i just wasn't looking where i was going, heh." She said, he even thought the sound of her voice was perfect.
"Hm? oh uh.....i-it's okay, i'm a bit of a clutz, so it might be more my fault than it is yours." said Bass.
"Well, let me help you clean this mess up, since i helped make it" she said.
After a little bit, they got it all cleaned up, and stacked neat in Bass's cart.
"thank you miss........."
"Cloudchaser, my name is Cloudchaser" said Cloudchaser.
Cloudchaser, he thought it was perfect. Such a beautiful name for such a beautiful girl.
"well thank you very much for helping me get this cleaned up, Cloudchaser." said Bass.
"your welcome, may i get your name? You seem pretty cool, I'd like to hang out sometime" said Cloudchaser.
"My name is Bass Drop" said Bass.
"Bass Drop? You must be Vinyl's cousin!"
.
"That's right"
"Vinyl is so ecstatic about you moving to Ponyville"
"She is is she?"
"uh huh!"
"Well then, I best not keep her waiting, see you around, Cloudchaser"
"Bye!" said Cloudchaser, as she sped off.
Bass watched her fly away, looking at her magnificence. He thought she was just perfect, beautiful, kind, and had a cute voice. She had also said she'd like to hang out with him, now there is no way that Bass Drop, the lady wooer himself, was going to pass that one up.
He got out of his train of thought, and began to walk again, and soon saw Ponyville in view. He knew he first had to go to the Town hall to get his house key, and pay for it too.
When he walked up into Ponyville, he looked around to look at all the ponies, they seemed pretty nice, because they walked up and warmly welcomed him into ponyville.
He walked around a bit, and saw a pretty big building, about the size of the capitol building in Trottingham, but, maybe, just maybe, a little bit smaller, but not too much smaller, but some smaller. Bass looked over, because he felt something tugging at his leg, and smiled pretty big, he saw a kid he watched and baby sat before he moved, it was Pipsqueak!
"Bass! I'm so happy you have decided to move here! My parents said once you got here, they would fire my old mean babysitter, and would rehire you to watch me!" said Pipsqueak.
"Well little man, you better believe i am going to take that job!"
"I don't doubt that for a minute! I'm sorry, but i couldn't talk for long, my friends want me to hurry up and come back, i will see you later!"
Bass watched as Pipsqueak trotted off back to his group of friends. He liked Pipsqueak, and he knew the kid liked him, they both like the same things, so they do those things when Bass watches him.
Bass walked up the steps to the town hall, eager to get the keys to his new house, and walked in and too the front desk, and rung the bell. An older mare, with a brown coat, and a grey mane, walked up.
"Greetings! My name is Mayor Mare! You must be Bass Drop, correct?" Said Mayor Mare.
"yes I am, i'm glad to make your aqquaintence, Ms.Mare"
"I suppose your here for your house key, right?"
"That's right" said Bass
Mayor Mare went into the back room, and came back out with a key in her mouth. Bass extend his wing to get it, and mayor mare spit it out onto his wing, and put out a pen and signing paper.
"Alright, I'm gonna need your signature on a few things, so we know you live where your staying." said Mayor mare.
Bass held the pen in his mouth, ready to sign wherever she says.
"Hold up, I'm not selling my soul am I?" said Bass.
Mayor Mare laughed, knowing it was a joke, and said "no your not selling your soul, we just need you to sign so we know where you live"
Bass shrugged his shoulders, and signed the paper with some pretty good mouth writing, and spit the pen out next to the paper.
"Alright! Thank you Mr.Drop! I hope you like Ponyville and decide to live here for a very long time, now, it is suggested you head on over to Sugarcube corner" said Mayor Mare.
"Thank you Mayor Mare" said Bass as he turned and left the building.
He was debating on if he should go to Sugarcube corner, or just head on home. But, from the sound of the name, it sounded like a place where they serve treats, and Bass's stomach had been rumbling all day, since he hadn't thought to grab some sort of breakfast food before leaving this morning.
So he decided to take the directions, and went around the corner of the building. When he rounded the corner, the first thing he saw was a building that had a whole lot of pink on it, had a sign that said "Sugarcube Corner", and it sorta looked like a cake or gingerbread house of some sort. And it looked good enough to eat, and as if on instinct, he headed straight to the place, and went up to the steps and walked in, of course hitching his cart up before going in.
When he walked in, he was greeted with quite a sugary scene, he saw cases filled with treats, ranging from cake, cookies, ice cream cakes, and cookie cakes, to different flavors of different kinds of shakes. Every kind of sweet tasty treat anypony could want, was right there in that case.
Bass didn't even think and he was already up at the counter, ready to order. He rang the bell, and an all pink pony, and i mean all pink, except those beautiful blue eyes she has. But aside from that, her mane, he tail, and her coat were all pink. He noticed her cutie mark, that showed 3 balloons. He looked up, and began to order.
"Hi, i'll have a-" he said before he was majorly interrupted, by her extreme, exaggerated gasp, and she rushed into the back room.
A rather large, but kind of cute Blue mare with an icing looking mane came out of the back room, looking a little agitated at the pink pony's action.
"Oh, so sorry dearie, that's what she does when she sees somebody she hasn't met before. So sorry again, were you here to order something?" said the blue mare.
"Oh, its okay, it wouldn't be the first reaction i got from meeting mares" said Bass.
"Well i sure can understand that, your pretty cute" said the giggling blue mare. "i'm Cupcake by the way, or Mrs.Cake"
"nice to meet you Mrs.Cake, my name is Bass Drop" said Bass.
"Would you like to order something?" asked Mrs.Cake
After an hour of just wasting time and money and eating, Bass left the place, treats stuffing his his pockets, and he called over his shoulder.
"Thanks mffs cake!" Bass said waving, pulling the cart back to his new home.
When he got there, he hitched hit cart up to the stable outside, and walked in. When he shut the door, he got the biggest suprise of his life.
"SUPRISE!"
