Terror in ponyville! (newspaper article)

TERROR IN PONYVILLE.

Yesterday morning at around 8:45 AM, A mare was viciously assaulted by wanted homicidal murderer, Jane The Killer.
Although this has yet to be 100% confirmed, description of a 'white pony with coal black eyes and an evil smile'. This seems to fit her description, Local animal caretaker, Fluttershy was one of the victims of this unprovoked attack. Weathermare, Rainbow Dash (Winner of the Cloudsdale flight competition for her sonic rainboom) Was also attacked. When she attempted to defend her friend. The two are currently hospitalized but are expected to make a full recovery.

BOUNTY.
Princess Twilight Sparkle, has put up a large bounty of 300 bits to whoever can bring Jane The Killer to justice! This is suspected to put an even larger strain on the already substantial amount of coin that weighs over her head. Jane was last spotted with Jeff The Killer in Manehattin but is suspected to be hiding in somewhere outside of Ponyville.

SLENDERMANE SIGHTED AGAIN.
The odd paranormal/extraterrestrial entente known as the Slendermane was sighted once more in the Sweet Apple Acre's Orchard. 3 Young fillies were out at play when they found what appeared to be a note on a tree. The note Was taken by a group of personnel who refused to identify what branch of government they served. Only a logo was seen to identify them. See picture below.

The Slendermane supposedly arrived shortly after and the 3 fillies supposedly ran away in panic only to followed. Applebucker, Applejack was quoted in saying "Them little youngin's came running out of that orchard faster then a timberwolf runnin' from a fire!" Another farm-worker by the name of Big Macintosh was quoted in saying "Yup," No investigation is to be conducted.