George Zimmerman goes to Equestria.

by Wally McTusk

Rating: everyone
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Length: 541

George Zimmerman goes to Equestria.

George Zimmerman goes to Equestria and helps them with the Zebra problom.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-24 22:02:43 UTC

Chapter 1

George Zimmerman was driving home in a #Swaged out Mitsubishi with fuckin'  flame decals and shit while he was on the phone (And no, he wasn't using a headset either because he don't give a shit.)

"Yes Herr Walrusschafuhur, the Gaynigger spy is dead." He was talking to the Supreme Walrus commander Lord Wally McTusk about his recent mission to destroy the Gaynigger (The race the magnificent Walri were at war with.) spy, Trevon Martin, or as he was know on his home world Lt. Arminass. "Yes, the humans bought it and I was released."

Just then a Rainbow sihloette of a Walrus appeard in the seat beside him and Commander McTusk appeared in the seat next to him.

"Good work Zimmerman." McTusk said

"Please, call me by my Walrus name." Zimmerman said

"Ok, Good work Captain YoloSwag." McTusk said whilst swirling a glass of red wine. "We have a new assignment for you."

"What is it Herr Walrusschafurhur?" Zimmerman asked his superior.

"We are planning on anexing a land of talking ponies for use in the war effort against the Gayniggers. But it appears the Gayniggers have placed troops there."

"You mean..." Zimmerman asked

"Yes my son. We are dealing with pony-niggers." McTusk said with sorrow. "A land of peace and love has been infected with niggeritus."

"What must I do Herr Walrusschafuhur?" Zimmerman asked, his voice autotuned like the greatest musician ever, Li'l Wayne.

"You must visit this land of ponies, and rid them of the nigger scourage." McTusk answered diligently.

"But Herr WAlruschafuhur, How do I get there?" Zimmerman asked

"My son, you are already there!" McTusk said as he dissapeared.

At that moment the car enteered a tunnel made of rainbows and Zimmerman did the only thing a walrus agent could do. He put on some shades, a #YOLO wrist band, put on some Drake over the radio and lit up a joint. He also took his true form as a noble walrus.

"Awww shit nigga!" Commander Yoloswag shouted as his car crashed into a rock. He tried to stay awake throught the searing pain but said "LAWL YOLO!" and passed out.

When Yoloswag awoke he was in a bed. Only it looked off, like it was animated by a retarded 3 year old that was trying to pass time while being locked in his uncles wine celler in between hardcore, incest, rape bondage sessions.

"Oh my, are you awake?" Yoloswag heard an angelic voice and looked to the pony he assumed saved his sexy walrus ass. "I didn't want to wake you." The pony blushed shyly behind her pink- oh fuck it, we all know im talking about Fluttershy.

"Did you save me miss?" Yoloswag asked.

"Why yes I did." Fluttershy answered.

"In that case you must be rewarded." Yoloswag answered. He used his walrus magik to pull flutters onto the bed and then began raping her with his big sweaty walrus cock. LAWL

At first the pony tried fighting it but then gave in because she was female and as such she was a dirty skank who drools over all dick LAWL.

"Oh yes! Fuck my dirtyy ass! Im a dirty little nigger!" Fluttershy said then she died because she was a jew.