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          Princess Twilight Sparkle Of The Ghetto          
                      -by sparkfyre-                       
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Twilight arrived at Princess Celestia's bedroom at precisely 9 A.M., just as she was asked to.
"Princess?" she asked, knocking on the door. She heard a groan and a "god damn it" come from inside the room.
"Come in," sighed Princess Celestia, "might as well get this over with."
"Hi, Princess!" Twilight squealed. "What did you need me for?"
"Well, I've finally found the perfect place to get rid of y-" Celestia cleared her throat "-for you to be a princess."
"Really, where?"
"You're gonna be the Welfare Queen of Chicago! And Detroit! And all the other u.S. shitholes!"
-2 months later-
"Yo niggah! You called me up to da crib what do u want homiee boy?" Asked Welfare Queen Twilight Sparkle.
"your behavior is completely inappr-"
"Fuck u niggah!" Twilight's chainz rattled around in anger. "U dont tell me what to do! Fuk da cops! Am I gonna have to go all George Zimmer-"
"Twilight waht has gotten into-"
"The hood blood thats what! My niggahs back in Chi-ca-go are