The Ultimate Fanfiction!!1 ever!!1!!!one
chapter 1: Awakning of epic power dude
Thanks for reading this everypony. Before we get into this fiction, I must tell you this is not serious. This is meant as a story to make fun of all the Mary sue's, all the shoddy quality, and everything else that makes up a nightmare fic, enjoy.
Dracoliat's horn glowed brightly as Nightmare mon and Dischord tried to keep up with his amazing magic. His horn glowed even brighter as he quickly overpowered the two weakling enemies. "How could celestia ever had any trouble with you two?"
"We're sorry for attacking Equestria,w e won't ever do it again. Nightmare moon said. "ya, we won't,a t least not while you're here." discord chimed in.
"Youll have to wait quite a bit since I am immortal, and I can't die from old age. After all, I am the long lost of starswirl the bearded and Celestia." Dracoliat said, his amazing green spiky mane sticking in the air. Causing all of the ponies and pegasuses acrross equestria to become insanely jealous. His fur was a awesome blue color that was at least 20% cooler then any other ponies, including RD's.
With a single bright flash, Draco's amgic banishe the two evil doers to the moon for another ten thousand years, effortlessly.
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As he deserved, when he got home to ponyville he was greeted with applause from everypony including Rarity, Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Appleajck. Along with a purple dragon and everyother pony from all of ponyville. "Tjhanks for saving us again! Pinkie screamed as she grabbed her party cannon. "Let's throw a party for saving us again, Dracoliat!!!" She shouted so loudly her voice almsot cracked and her cheeks began to blush as Dracoliat's red eyes looked into hers.
He saw what nootherpony could have ever seen, something beyond her eyes, she loved him, but a quick glance around presented him with a big problem. All of the mane six seemed to be in lvoe with him, but pinkie pie took a step towards him and gently stroked his chn. "You deserve better then me!!111!!!!!!" she shouted at him as he kissed her lightly on the pink cheek.
"Ya I do, but so waht, I like you isnt that all thet matters?" he said, his lips touching hers,
Ya I guess," pinkie said while kissiig him back passionately. Her hoof grabbing him tightly and stroking hsi alicorns wings. A loud noise, of somepony clearing their throats caused Pinkie to back away quickly and blush brightly as Dracoliat kept his calm perfectly.
The pony who had cleared their throat, was surprisingly flutter shy, she took a brave step forwards as her lips met his. Her lips tasted like the sweetest flowers, and her tongues was so smooth, but before she could get into it Draco pushed her way. "You'd regret this later, I promise," Dracoliat said as everypony's applause got louder because of his self control before he raised his hoof dominantly causing it to fall silent. Celestia satepped forwards.
"Thanks for saving us eyt again, me and luna who jsut freed herself from nightmare moon and teleported of the moon, are here to offer you a position as our succesor. You'd be king of all of Equestria."
"Thanks you ever so much, but before I accept," Dracoliat said, "I have to find a proper queen...
"Dow aht you have to," Celestia said as she flew away into the fading sun. Immediately Dracoliat was swamped by almsot every pony from equestria, but he raised his hoof again and everypony went quiet again.
"Everypony please line up, I will do an... inspection. everypony quickly stood in a line waiting for Dracolait to choose his awesome quuen. He had all of Equestria's mares gathered but soon dismissed msot of them due to irregularities in their body's or their flanks. Leaving only Octavia, Cheerilee, DJ_p0n-3, and tha mane 6. He clapped slowly as he said, "Congratulations on making it this far, btu only one of youc an be my queen, so whow ants to?"
Thunderous sounds came from the assembled mares as they shouted over each other to try to get Draco's attention. Finally Rarity's voice broke over them all, "Why would ytou want anypony but me? Obviously I'm the best choice because I'm so generous and humble and beautiful."
"No way, I'm the fastest and coolest choose me!" Rainbow Dash said as she stepped towards him, her hoof gently strokign his amen ebfore she stopped. A blue glow surrounded her as she levitated back to the line.
"No cheating RD!" Draco shouted as Rainbow Dash looked down ashamed
"I'm sorry, I couldn't control myself, you just look so very extremely awesomely hot. Dash said ashamed. She was embaressed as she developed a blush in her cheeks.
"Just don't do it againb ok?" Draco asked as Rainbow nodded the affirmative. "Good, now let's continue this quest to find a good and propper queen."
"I don't knwo if you should choose me... Fluttershy said, "I'd like you to, but, no You should choose Twilgith Sparkel."
"No Fluttershy, I choose you as my queen." Dracolait said, causing to Fluttershy to blush immensely as he continued to keep his calm. He knew he could get any mare in all of equestria, even outside of it, but he chose Fluttershy because he liked her.
With a large hugh, him and Fluttershy disapeared as they teleported to Canterlot castle, and there awaiting them was Princess Celestia. Her mane insignificant compared to Dracoliat's, his eyes locked into Celestias and he nodded slightly.
She raised her hoof demanding silence but the crowd continued to talk until Dracoliat raised his own hoof and gestured for her to continue.
"Thank you, now we shall welcome our ewest king and queen!!! Dracoliat and Fluttershy." She said.
The applause that followed was the most deafening sound heard in equestria ever. It could be heard all the way down in Canterlot and was echoed there by otehr ponies as the rumbling slowly spread across the entire world causing everypony and animal and griffon and dragon to clap or stomp in applause.
All was right with the world.
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Pretty bad, isn't it? A few notes, if you could not find anything wrong with this fic, then please learn about the English language. Also don't really call that number, someone random will answer. Unfortunately, I have seen and had to review fics this bad, only they were unintentional.
Either way I just wanted to get this out there as a quick little project to maybe bring a smile to your face.
