The Night Shy

Luna was walking next to Soarin down the hallways of the castle.

"No way, then what happened?" Soarin asked laughing.

"Then, I said, your mom!" Luna said jokingly.

Soarin burst out laughing. "Oh my Celestia that's hilarious! What did she say?"

"She just turned around and walked away."

"That must have been embarrassing!"

"For her."

The two ponies turned the corner to the kitchen to see Celestia with her face halfway in a chocolate cake.

"Sister?!" Luna asked surprised.

Luna looked up and quickly swallowed the mouth full she had.

"Oh, Luna, hi there. I see you and Soarin are still together."

"You made chocolate cake and didn't tell me?"

"Luna, I need to talk to you in private." she said trying her best to sound official."

Celestia walked a little ways away and Luna followed. Soarin waited. Then they started talking when he was out of earshot.

"Luna, I'm happy you found someone and all, but Soarin isn't the one." Celestia said.

"What makes you say that?"

"I know Soarin, he is a cheater. He is a huge celebrity and it gets to his head, he doesn't care about you, he does everything for himself."

"I don't believe you. He is doing this because he likes me!"

"Ok fine, don't take my advice, but when you find out the truth, don't come crying to me."

"Fine, but I'm going to be right, not you."

And with that, the two sisters went back into the kitchen. Luna and Soarin left the room together and Celestia looked at the half devoured cake.

"Well it would be a shame to leave it like this." then Celestia plunged her face in the cake again.

When Luna and Soarin arrived at Luna's room again, they started playing chess, then checkers, then monopoly, then every other board game at their disposal. All the while, they were flirting with each other and cracking jokes. The only thing that could make it better would be hot chocolate. Oh wait, nope, they have hot chocolate. Now the only way to make it better was to add bacon. Mmm bacon. Eventually, they were done with board games. So they went back to jumping on the bed and throwing pillows at nearby objects, just like yesterday. What, that's not what you thought it was? Why do you always suspect my stories have sex references?

"Luna." Soarin said eventually.

"Yes baby?" Luna asked.

"These last few hours made me realize how funny and loving you are. I honestly love you and hope we stay together."

"Aww, me too."

"So, do you want to go on our first official date?"

"Right now?"

"Yeah."

"Where?"

"Sugar Cube Corner."

"Sure."

Then they left for their first date, completely oblivious to the white alicorn following them.

"I will be right, he will turn out to be the stallion of your nightmares." Celestia said to herself as she turned on her night vision goggles.