It was a pretty day in Equestria and Twilight was on her period when suddenly psychodelicsnake barged into her room and whipped out his dick fo no reason.
“I DON’T PLAY THAT GAY SHIT DOPPLEGANGER MOTHAFUCKER! SPREAD THEM LEGS BITCH!”
He then grabbed her and spread her legs and thrust his giant solami into the hole of holies and began to do the fuck. Twilight forgot that she was on her no no time and began to have fun. Snake released his load and squired like a bath hose on over inside her tubby spraying the fucking goo all around her walls.
“I’M ON A HORSE! I’M ON A HORSE! GOING 90 ON THE FREEWAY ON A HORSE!”
Then suddenly Pinkie hopped in through the front door with her giant booty. Snake looked at her and smiled.
“OH! THIS LOOKS LIKE A FUN PLACE, WHERE FUN THINGS HAPPEN! YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR GOING TO GET?”
“What?”
“A FACE FULL OF FUCK!”
He then grabbed her and began to eat her pussy out like a lollipop and guess what it tasted like a lollipop because pinkie pie is lollipop and taste like lollipop and lollipop is good because they tasty and “I’M A MOTHA FUCKINGING MONSTA!”
Just then Chuggy-conroy flew in on his Pikaman rocket and crashed into the library landing on Spike who was sleeping for some dumb reason and crushed him and then killed him because he chuggy and he do what he want. Then he joined the orgy with Steve the red pikman and they had hot sex with Twilight fucking her horn with his asshole because he da man. Then Rainbow Dash was thrown through the window and she crashed along the floor before landing in Snakes bum hole, getting stuck in his ass who liked it. Futashy then flew in with a huge evil grin and stick her soggy hot dog into the bun and became the caboose of the train like a chatanooga choochooo. Snake then realize he is doing a bad job and yells “WHY THE FUCK DO HAVE TO BE NOT JAPANESE!” Then Applejack came in with the beercake tied to her back who had his penis up her butthole because he actually likes da ponies even though he too fuckin scared to say anything about his deep dark secrets and he say “OH MY GOD YOU FUCKING SLUT FUCK” Then he jumps off of applejack because he untied now and leaps into snake’s bumhole with rainbow and begins to fuck the shit out of her. Meanwhile Rarity and Nintendocaprisun were doing it in the bathroom like the dumb asses they are. And they all had fun. Oh, except for Spike of course because he dead but then Pewdiepie who is a fucking asshole came out of now where with his gang of hoes and piggy brought him back to life.
“Oh thanks guys.” Spike said. “I thought I was a gonn…” But then Piggy of course got horny and began to fuck him like a toilet while the chair danced around like a dumbass. Pewdiepie then through the barrles out da window like donkey wonkey kong which hit Lyra and Bon Bon while they were having sex unda da sea. Bon Bon accidently swallowed a barrel and died because it was evil and Lyra decided to laugh until the gang from Smiling Suncake Studios came along and began talking about the dumbest shit she had ever heard, then she died of laughter. Then nelly found derby and the two decided to act like retards howling at the moon because it was out and shit while Chongo did the chongo inside of sunny’s cake and they had tons of fun in the sun wait what?
Meanwhile Twilight finally died of her period and snake became happy. ”PONY MAKE ME HORNY!” Then he put on cheesy grin and monicule. “OH! DAT ASS YOU KNOW I WANT DAT ASS!” Then did some psychodelicsnake shit and brought her back to life but then through the unicorn out the window and decided to have sexy orgy with Pewdiepie because he always dreamed of beating that little shit. Twilight luckily found Charlie unicorn and of horse the two kissed and fucked and made tons of babies and had happy life together forever ever. Oh wait, that was till the gang from yogcast decided to visist Equestrian and together with their surpreme awesome powers of awesomeness decided to ty to blow up the world even though their videos are secretly lame pieces of shit that I’ve never gotten the hang out what the fuck are people thinking. Luckily Discord broke out of his stone prison becauase shit happened and said “SURPRISE MUTHA FUCKA! I COME TO FUCK YOUR ASS!” Oh wait that was snake who was secretely Discord all along the real psychodelicsnake was banging up the grudge bitch because he can. Discord did some trippy magic shit that destroyed yogcast and blew up their channel killing every single video they made which screamed out in pain like a dying sofa. Chuggaconroy then decided he had to go safe warld as usual and after kissing Protonjon on the lips he ran out of Equestria like a gay boy and grabbed an invincibility star out of no where which made him start the flashing and then crazy moosic play that goes DADADAA DADADADAADAA DADADAA DADADADAADAA and safe the world from universile destruction. Then Pewdiepie became awesome and killed the Josh Jetson because he talked shit about the glitches in Rayman’s Oranges and I hate him for that because I just fucking love that game it is so fucking awesome how dare he talk shit about it how dare he how he how he and…HOLY SHIT THIS STORY IS EXACTLY A THOUSAND WORDS LONG! EPIC! THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE HOLY SHIT! WHAT YA SAY SNAKE?”
“YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH IM GONNA FUCK UP YOU’R COUCH MOTHAFUCKA!”
