A Saucy Interaction

by Luna P0nY

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 1558

This is a tale of 3 ponies who go from having a discussion to turn into pure chaos

These three will be taken on an adventure through many types of things, from famous memes, to group quotes, to the very acclaimed actors, video game references, and even two cameos from Achievement Hunter of the real world in this very funny and quite random story, we hope you enjoy. (We couldn't make a cover art to describe how chaotic this story was so we gave you the mighty corn punching Pizza Pasta in the face)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-25 02:40:01 UTC

Chapter 1

                                      A Saucy Interaction

This is the story of a pony in the kingdom of Equestria. In the small town of Ponyville. It’s a story of several ponies so we shall concentrate from several points of views. Let’s just get to it.

We begin at a restaurant a few doors down from Sugarcube Corner. The name of the restaurant is Lickety Split’s. It is known for its fast service and great Italian food. The business has been slowly declining until two new ponies from Manehattan came in to save the day.

These young men are Pizza Pasta and Lasagna Larry. Pasta is a turquoise colored pony with a hairline worse than LePon James. Larry is a brown unicorn with purple highlights. These two are looking for a job when they meet the owner of Lickety Split’s. Of course the owner is none other than Lickety Split himself. “Ah hello’a welcome to Lickety Split’s, you are’a some’a new faces” (He’s Italian get used to it).“Oh hey, I’m Lasagna Larry and this my travel companion Pizza Pasta. We traveled to Ponyville in hope to find jobs to fit our talents in the culinary arts.” Lickety Split sighed “ Well my best workers quit.

Then... out of nowhere they all took viagra and clopped to some gay pony porn together and came on each other’s eyelids... Rendering their eyes useless and making them blind... But they didn’t give a fuck because if they hadn’t done that Michael Jackson would have went all smooth criminal on their asses, taking their eyes and feeding them to his baby Mike Tyson

"OMG SO GUD" Pizza Pasta yelled as he shoved his head up Lickety Splits anus and ruptured his spleen, his neck soon snapped and the head ripped off being sucked up Split’s ass like a vacuum, his head being sucked into his stomach and dissolving in stomach acid. Lasagna Larry was shocked and decided to play with Pizza Pasta’s body, wearing it like a set of armor and acting like master chief up in this bitch as he grabbed his magnum and shot himself multiple times in the chest, believing he would survive...

Leisure Suit Larry came and bit his testicles so hard they swelled up so quickly and dropped, he did not have balls of steel like Duke Nukem and he teared up and fell down, his body disintegrating into many lines of binary code, shooting into Lickety Splits head, making him become Neo, teleporting him to land of Venture Bros where he has to choose to take a red or blue pill, he says fuck that and takes the purple pill, deciding his fate, fucking all the bitches and making blue meth and injected 1,000 pounds of pure african crack straight from a rhinoceros’ asscrack with a crooked, rusty needle, soon that dumb shit Coconut Head from Ned’s Declassified  came out of nowhere and started to licking his giant horse cock violently, making his dick bleed because his tongue and saliva are formed from acidic material.

“But wait there’s more!” Billy Mays said as he resurrected himself from the grave and threw multiple slap chops and sham wows at the new Neopet from The Matrix, then died again, a rose upon his shiny head,

“WHERE THE FUCK IS NICOLAS CAGE” is what you’re asking yourself.... He's busy with the bees alright? “NOT THE BEES” Nickelodeon Cage screamed at the teletubbies as they trapped him in the room of tentacles, having nothing to do with bees, I don’t know if he’s retarded or something or he’s saying that cause its his best line from the movie Wicker Man, on DVD by the way, go buy it and watch it for THE UFC CAGE of Nicolas. But because this is a clopfic, Nicky C got violently raped by the tentacles. His ass being splooged in side with the cum of thousands of thunder cats trying to pull the sword of excalibur as fuck face Squidward shitted on himself again, no wait I meant R Kelly, fuck me... Whatever Backspace is for n00bz anyway... continuing with Applejack and Vin Diesel porn...

Chapter 2

Vin Diesel busted in saying “Not todaaaaaayyyy” Applejack then got her lasso and choked Vin to death as she then turned all necrophilia on him and fucked the shit out of that dead body until she was killed by maggots and dissolved into more binary code... 0100100100100111011011010010000001101001011011100010000001111001011011110111010101110010001000000110011001100001011000110110010100100001 is what showed when she dissolved.

  And those assfucks Daniel Tosh and Dane Cook showed up too, I don’t know what happened to them, I think they got stoned to death by angry “fans”. Then Ash Ketchup and Bella spoke and Belle the Disney Princess was like “how long have you been ten” and He said “ a while”

Yama Yugi came inside that cunt Cole Sprouse after he filled Cole Sprouse with cum and after he finished he said “Oh, would you look at the time” and shouted ”It’s time to-” He was cut off by that digimon bitch, the one with big ass ears... Ohh yeah Agumon, that whiney bitch Sausage from Naruto stepped in sometime too, he was too busy being a little bitch to notice Agumon coming for his delicious buttocks.

Then Batman made his special cameo in the clopfic titled “A Saucy Interaction” by slapping everyones ass and singing “Don’t drop that thun thun!” And twerking for everyones amusement, after that he went back to helping out with the game Arkham Origins, Can’t wait for that game... I’m gonna eat it...It’s gonna taste like BBC... (that means two things: British Broadcasting Corporation, and Big Black Cock, yeah... I’m really proud of that joke...)

Then the resurrection of Pizza Pasta commenced as Alakazam revived his ass, recreating his head to put on like he was DeadPool with the whole ripped off arm thing in the game... Luna then denied access and ripped the head back off and fed it to her big brain dead sister Celestia, who was chanting “Pizza Pasta, Pizza Pasta” only reason she did this was because she was NATURALLY BLONDE! Michael Jones, from Achievement Hunter came in and bipped Luna in the cock with his ginger afro shavings as Ray shouted LETS PLAYYYYYY and resurrected Fapplejack and bitchslapped Sluttershy to death, making Mike look at it, he was so in shock that he jumped off a cliff, breaking his legs and dying of dehydration,

Ray then rode Fapplejack to Narnia and fucked shit up, eating all of the queens sweet rolls and jumping her fence because he is a brown man, a fucking beautiful puerto rican and ate every rose in Gavin’s garden because he’s a bitch and then went to cry on his tower of pineapples. He then got down and said to himself “When is this shit gonna end!?” Then they all played Rapala Bass Fishing 2010 and all died from sheer greatness.

Samuel L. Jackson and Morgan Freeman then warped through worlds into Ponyville went into LicketySplit’s and Freeman said “ Ma’m I’m sorry your salt will be late but as a consolation we shall give you free breadsticks!” They then proceeded to slam their large penis on the table and it was then cut by the knives on the table blood spewing everywhere until they died of pony AIDS.

Then Captain Falcon came riding on Sonic yelling “ YOU’RE TOO SLOW NEGROS” They ran at the speed of light into a wall crushing every bone in their body creating a black hole that swallowed itself whole. This was the completion of Pizza Pasta and Lasagna Larry’s trials to become italian food maker thingy masterminds, the secret sauce for everything would be their very own moisturizing dick shampoo. If you didn’t know yet it tastes amazing! BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS FUCKING WONDERFUL! Robocop and Carl from Family Matters then made the perfect cop combo eating donuts and shitting. Then Bill Cosby came in and said ”bippidy boppidy pudding poplez when ma pimps in ma crib ma drop it likes its diggigy dang hawt”

Chapter 3

Raven Baxter and Lizzie McGuire made sweet love on a porch in  West Bubblefuck, Wyoming But after that the announcer for all Lionsgate movies came in with an announcing voice and said “Take off your top and get killed by Greg Kinnear” Woody Harrelson was murdered brutally in Tiananmen Square by Harrison Ford who was then murdered by Antoine Dodson because he did not heed the warning to “hide your kids, hide your wife and hide yourself cuz they rapin errybidy out thur” I’m out of ideas so umm yadda yadda PIzza Pasta wins the fight  against Broccoli Obama and brings safety to the world of PonyVeal, Lasagna Larry and Lickety Split became gay married lovers and the restaurant's business went booming, Pizza Pasta went on to kill George Lopeez and win a lawsuit against Sarah Jessica Parker to reveal her true identity, A MAWFUGGIN HORSE! Diamond Tiara is still a slut and Silver Spoon killed herself with Snips and Snail’s spines. A chicken died.

Credits: There will be more from the Three Muskebeers

Several ponies were harmed in the making of this

The authors were murdered for the sheer pain it took to create this

Man, Pickolas Cage just wanted some cake....

If the authors are dead though... WHO UPLOADED THIS!?

Answer is Johnny Test uploaded it.