equestria girls the real story

by sparkfyre

Rating: everyone
Tags: Romance
Length: 136

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So you think you know it all niggah? Not even close so shut your mouth bitch and let me tell you a little story.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-25 03:42:05 UTC

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"Bitch fit yo fat ass through that portal right now" said Celestia

"I'm trying" said Twilight as she tried to jam her fat ass through the mirror.

"Try harder fatty" said Celestia

Twilight flipped Celestia the bird before finally fitting through the portal.

-Page break-

"Yo spike where the fuck are we"

"Idk you tell me you fat cunt," the little dog said.

"Watch it or I'll arrange a meeting for u with Michael Vick" said Twilight.

"Whatever loser"

-Page Br8k-

"Look girls! you all used to be friends!"

"Yeah wow how cute and fucking sentimental you should join a fucking gay parade already" Rainbow dash said

"This coming from you with the rainbow mane-"

"Don't judge me based on my mane-"

"As well as the fact that you're hooking up with pinkie pie