Why does the universe crave insanity?

4/12/9 A.D. (After Discovery) Journal of Applejack.

It has been 5 days since Nightheart Solaris visited this Professor Dumbell pony that we captured.

It's not like that matters anymore. Nightheart destroyed Canterlot.

He didn't burn it like last time. He dropped a 40 megaton bomb on it.

Equestria is suffering.

And it doesn't help that he has clones of himself as his army this time, patroling around, killing everypony.

Don't get me started on the Hellraiser. The Hellraiser seems to be a giant flying machine that resembles Nights old airship, The Math Homework Gondola. It shoots giant fireballs at its foes and has spotlights that burn your skin.

And it is entirely operated by Nightmare Moon clones. That doesn't help at all that me and the rest of the girls are hiding in this here bunker being bombarded with cannonballs, so the ceiling keeps shaking.

Shining Armor is dead.

Spike is missing.

Discord is helping Nightheart.

Cadance is dead.

The cutie mark crusaders have been brainwashed and have been turned into spies.

I'm writing in this journal.

Owliscious or whatever, i forgot, has been eaten.

Ponyville has been raided and destroyed.

There are mutants and spores outside so we are forced to wear gas masks.

The mutants are like 8 feet tall.

Applebloom is still missing from when I told her to go deliver some apples to fluttershy.

I heard Nightheart took up Necromancy and has summoned a spell of undeath on most cemetaries.

Luna has been captured as a prisoner of war.

I think Celestia is dead. I think. I hope not.

I'm hungry.

wait here a minute.

[5 minutes later]

Ok. i got some random headache.

And i think that's enough to write down today.

Oh and i ate some stale bread.