Vampire Futashy Likes Big Walrus Phallus
The moon was hanging high in the sky, the stars where shining with a brilliance that even the most prestigious painters and sculptors could not hope to achieve. Many of the critters and insects were singing, creating the most beautiful symphony ever. The night seemed perfect. But with all things, nothing was ever perfect. Fluttershy looked up at the night sky, it was her only friend that she thought truly understood her, it would never hurt her, judge her, call her names. It was the only true friend she had that she felt safe with. She looked up to the stars.
"A-All I want is a f-friend that will understand me" Fluttershy muttered under her breath. At this point she noticed a new star twinkling in the sky...
The Engines of the Great USS HAMUM Battle cruiser roared as it neared the blue planet.
"Give me a status report" The great general Wally MacTusk commended one of his lessor crewmen.
"All engines optimal, the invasion force will be ready in but a jiffy!" The crewman was instantly vaporized by Wally's magic for using a forbidden homosexual word.
Wally began flopping down one of the many corridors of the massive vessel until stopping at one of the view ports and looked upon the planet below.
He gave a content sigh, the USS HAHUM was a nomadic ship used for detecting un-fucked resources. The great Emperor Waliver had put Wally at the task due to his vast experience in the matter. It had been many months since they had found a virgin planet, but the general would not stop until he had taken the entire universe's virginity.
Wally flopped over to one of the on-board scientists.
"What's this planet's virginity levels?" His voice bellowed, startling the scientist.
"Sir, this is one of the highest levels of virginity I have ever seen!"
"Even higher than-"
"Yes, even higher than George Zimmerman" The scientist was immediately vaporized for cutting off the general and being a potential Gaynigger spy.
Wally looked at his flipper watch and gasped as he was late for his pre-fucking speech and teleported to the podium in the main hall. All of the present walruses began urfing and clapping at the sight of their magnificent general but quietened down as he was about to speak.
"My fellow Walri" The general's voice filled the hall "For too long have your desires been abused and your balls blue. We have found a planet where the natural resources are vast and plentiful" some of the walruses urfed and cheered at this news. "The dropships will be ready in but a few hours so go equip all of your battle armor and ready yourselves for the greatest planetary raping your phallusi have ever experienced!" Now all of the walruses where urfing and began to prepare themselves for the greatest fucking of their lives.
2 hours later
General Wally looked upon his army with glee, he could practically feel the tight moist underparts of the pony virgins sliding up and down his glorious 40 inch walrus shaft. His mustache started to vibrate and glow with a grey aura and then a apparition of the Great Emperor Waliver MacTusk first of his name appeared. Wally gave a bow.
"Awk stop bowin' ya numptie! Ah'm still yer brother and a stupid title doesn't change that!" He spoke with a Scottish accent because Scottish people are awesome.
"Erm, sorry- brother" Wally was too homosexual to speak his great father's tongue, hence he became a general instead of the holder of Tusktopia like he was destine to be.
"So, how goes the search?" Waliver asked.
"We've found a planet that succeeds all previous virginity records levels"
"You mean..."
"Yes, we've found a Bieber planet." Waliver's mustache tingled with delight, the last time a Bieber had been found was during the rule of Emperor Waldo II The Magnificent many centuries ago. The orgy that would follow will be remembered by walruskind for many eons, and it was about to happen again. Finally Waliver's name will be remembered for centuries, school calves will be taught of this great day for as long as the Empire of the Walri remains strong.
"Mmmmm" Waliver dreamed "Begin phase one brother. Waliver oot" Wally gave a salute before his brothers face was replaced with a rotating coat of arms for the 501st Walrus Guard.
MacTusk used his magic to amplify his voice above the sounds of the soldiers and crewmen.
"BEGIN PHASE ONE" His voice echoed through the ship, all of the walruses began working.
All was fine and dandy in the town of Ponyville. Dawn had just broke and Celestia's golden globe was rising high in the sky many of the townsponies where down by the market. The Apple family where just setting up shop near the centre of town.
"Wow wee, we sure got a good spot today didn't we sis?" Applebloom said to Applejack, who was placing freshly picked red apples on the counter.
"Ah know! Isn't this great we'll get muh self that new iDildo!" Applejack shouted at the top of her lungs.
A costumer approached the counter.
"$7.50 for a fuckin' apple? You can shove yer apple up yer arse ya fuckin' cow." A Scots-pony said while violently throwing the apple at the ground.
"Yeah fuck you too ya bentshot!" Applebloom shouted back.
"Well hellooo there sailor!" one of the gay sailor ponies said to Big Macintosh who became nervous because he was a secret Nazi communist jewish muslim.
"You leave him alone homo!" Rainbow Dash drop kicked him from the sky killing him instantly. But it was alright since killing a homo counted as self defense. Also he was black and probably had a gun.
The skies began to darken and all of the ponies looked up to the sky. The was a huge metallic disk shaped object floating above the ground. Suddenly many smaller objects began to leave the object, one landed right next to Applejack's Stall. All of the ponies either ran or approached the object. Slowly one of the doors on the side of the craft and a hulking figure flopped out. It began mounting one of the ponies as more and more left the craft. The ponies tried to run away but this was futile as they could not out run the walruses magic. Some of the ships remained in the sky as it used tractor beams to pick up ponies that would be used for the grand orgy on the planet of Tusktopia.
General MacTusk's personal ship had spotted a small settlement on the out skirts of the town and decided to investigate with his guards. It was a peaceful little cottage, probably home to a super virgin so he commanded the pilot to land his ship. Once landed the bay doors opened and Wally and his guards flopped out and prepared for breaking and entering(LAWL GET IT?) Wally used his magic to blast down the door.
The house appeared to be empty until...
"H-Hello?" the head of a small yellow pony popped up from behind the furthest away couch in the room, her hair was obscured by a large pot she must have wore for protection after she had heard all of the commotion in the town. Wally and his crew of merry walri's mustaches started to vibrate violently at the sight of the super virgin. The general finally spoke up.
"We are here on behalf of the princess to escort you to safety" Wally and his guards had shape-shifted into ponies because walruses could do that. They all left one by one back to the ship which was now a carriage because it could do that too. Only to notice that the timid virgin had not moved beyond the door's archway.
"Come along miss, the princess is waiting"
"Erm... n-no I'm just fine h-here t-t-thank you." Wally had had enough of the charade and used a levitation spell to lift the pony out of the house only to see her scream in what appeared to be physical trauma. MacTusk through her back in the house and went to go check if his suspicions were true. Upon approaching the horsey he noticed many burns across her coat confirming his fears. She was a gayniggling, a being that had been corrupted in to becoming a gaynigger. Wally felt bad for the poor pony and decided to put her out of her misery right here, but first sex.
Fluttershy had no idea what she was doing, but she was now positioning her self in front of the the walrus who was now relaxing on her couch.
"What's h-happening?!" she squealed.
"Don't worry popit, it will be all over soon" as the walrus said this his armor shifted out of the way to reveal a massive 40 inch phallus. Fluttershy tried to run put there was a strong influence stopping her from doing so. Her lips started at the tip of his ankle spanker and rubbed all the way down to the base, getting a feel for her new master. Now she started using her tongue, licking from the base slowly back up to the top.
"Es fühlt sich so gut auf meinen Schwanz!" Wally urfed in ancient Walnese. Once her lips reached his bell she attempted to deep-throat his yogurt gun but alas it was far too big for her to mouth. Captain Yoloswag had had enough and gave in to his desires flopping up and inserting his 34 inch banana into the pony's rectum his pre-cum making as a good lubricant for once. Fluttershy screamed in pleasure allowing the big walrus to have his fun.
"Praise Allah!" The captain shouted before exploding inside her. He had never had such a tight bumhole before. But he was not done yet. He went straight for the pony's snatch, only to reveal...
"HOLY WALRUS DA FUK IS THAT" He shouted, for you see in stead on tight horsey pussy he was acquainted with a pair of sweaty hairy testicles and a puny 14 inch willy.
"ACH TEN LIEBER!" shouted Wally as he came on Fluttershy's eyes, he was unaware of the fiasco.
The captain through the abomination against the wall and incinerating her with his heat vision.
"What did you do that for! I wasn't done!" Wally shouted.
"She was a class 8 gaynigger sir." Yoloswag replied.
"You don't mean...?"
"Yes sir, we are gonna have to go into homosexual detox again" But it was alright since his brother was the emperor and he got away with everything.
DA FIN
