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Celestia Uses An Online Dating Website

by RainbowBob
Trying to spice up Celestia's love life, Luna signs her up on a dating website. Now Celestia has to go on a series of dates with other immortals. This should end nicely.

Tired of Luna's constant nagging, Celestia agrees to give internet dating a try. Using the website www.notforeveralone.com, Luna helps Celestia go on dates with potential immortal suitors. Shouldn't be too hard to find true love, right?

You can make a suggestion for any immortal across any manner of genre or fiction for Celestia to date next. Just make sure they're immortal for it to work.

Updates every Tuesday and Friday.

Guest chapters for immortals I have not covered are welcome, since I won't be able to write about every suggestion someone has. Note that all guest chapters are non-canon from the main story, so there is a bit of leeway to them. Talk to me over PM's for any further discussion.

Thanks to my editors The Ponytrician and Garnot for all their help!

Cover art from the hilarious tumblr you all should check out, ~Letters For Celestia~

Teen
Incomplete
Comedy
Slice of Life
Crossover
Sex
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Romance
 
DPTOP

128249 words: Estimated about 11 hours to read
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88 Chapters:

  1. Chapter 1: Let's Get Started! 2013-07-25 20:11:51 UTC
    1790
  2. Chapter 2: Date Numero Uno 2013-07-26 23:34:09 UTC
    1214
  3. Chapter 3: Date The Second 2013-09-03 02:14:58 UTC
    1294
  4. Chapter 4: Third Time's The Charm, Right? 2013-09-27 01:03:09 UTC
    960
  5. Chapter 5: Nope, Previous Date Definitely Wasn't The Charm 2014-03-25 03:47:07 UTC
    1031
  6. Chapter 6: Onward To A New Future... Hopefully 2014-03-27 22:36:51 UTC
    1019
  7. Chapter 7: Grey And Going On High 2014-04-01 03:01:17 UTC
    806
  8. Chapter 8: Oh No-Din! 2014-04-04 02:52:46 UTC
    1017
  9. Guest Chapter: The Mane Event (vren55) 2014-04-05 03:00:50 UTC
    1012
  10. Guest Chapter: Double Sun Power (FanOfMostEverything) 2014-04-08 03:38:31 UTC
    747
  11. Chapter 9: I'm Dying, Literally 2014-04-11 03:59:06 UTC
    955
  12. Guest Chapter: A Dog Eat Dog Date (Felidae0) 2014-04-15 03:53:46 UTC
    1506
  13. Chapter 10: The Date Of The Gods (Part 1) 2014-04-17 03:25:55 UTC
    1529
  14. Chapter 11: The Date Of The Gods (Part 2) 2014-04-22 04:00:41 UTC
    1917
  15. Chapter 12: The Date Of The Gods (Part 3) 2014-04-25 04:53:07 UTC
    1433
  16. Guest Chapter: Though When He Does, He Delivers The Goods (The Ponytrician) 2014-04-23 02:35:32 UTC
    1303
  17. Chapter 13: You Guessed It! 2014-04-29 02:45:17 UTC
    969
  18. Guest Chapter: Many Bothans Died To Bring You This Chapter (The Ponytrician) 2014-05-01 22:17:23 UTC
    1955
  19. Chapter 14: Sharply Smart 2014-05-06 00:41:14 UTC
    1012
  20. Guest Chapter: Writing Ponies Leads To Writing Gods (Razalon The Lizardman) 2014-05-06 22:58:57 UTC
    1042
  21. Chapter 15: Anarchy Arachnid 2014-05-15 16:28:58 UTC
    1248
  22. Chapter 16: Geez Louise! That's Your Name, Right? 2014-05-16 00:02:22 UTC
    1382
  23. Guest Chapter: The Worst Type Of Twilestia (Smallz) 2014-05-19 03:32:03 UTC
  24. Chapter 17: Interludes, Aren't They Convenient? 2014-05-20 02:04:31 UTC
    769
  25. Chapter 18: Double The Dates, Double The Fun! 2014-05-23 03:58:50 UTC
    1644
  26. Guest Chapter: Is It Hot In Here, Or Is It Just You? (Razalon The Lizardman) 2014-05-24 01:14:37 UTC
    1729
  27. Guest Chapter: The Last Caveman (MrAskAPirate) 2014-05-26 00:00:01 UTC
    4867
  28. Chapter 19: A Bro In Need 2014-05-27 03:17:02 UTC
    2409
  29. Guest Chapter: A Quiet Morning (Colgate is best pony) 2014-05-28 00:54:18 UTC
    1012
  30. Guest Chapter: Come And See (The Ponytrician) 2014-05-28 22:11:35 UTC
    2425
  31. Chapter 20: Looking For A Looker 2014-05-30 01:53:21 UTC
    1120
  32. Guest Chapter: Aliens In Canterlot (Rytex) 2014-05-31 04:16:33 UTC
    3699
  33. Chapter 21: Eight Ways To Wrong 2014-06-03 02:51:46 UTC
    1157
  34. Guest Chapter: What A Pig (Razalon The Lizardman) 2014-06-04 02:02:20 UTC
    1930
  35. Guest Chapter: Fully Functional... (Tatsurou) 2014-06-04 20:35:47 UTC
    2267
  36. Chapter 22: A Ship That Needs Sailing 2014-06-06 03:27:21 UTC
    742
  37. Chapter 23: O Captain! My Captain! 2014-06-08 00:40:47 UTC
    1862
  38. Guest Chapter: Beelzebub Has A Table Set Aside For Me (71NYL-5CR4TCH) 2014-06-09 01:19:12 UTC
    1400
  39. Chapter 24: Game Night 2014-06-10 04:01:32 UTC
    1027
  40. Guest Chapter: For Truth, Justice, And The Dating Game (Flanagan) 2014-06-11 22:01:01 UTC
    2782
  41. Chapter 25: Back In Jack (Part 1) 2014-06-13 03:16:52 UTC
    2440
  42. Chapter 26: Back In Jack (Part 2) 2014-06-15 03:21:09 UTC
    1473
  43. Chapter 27: Back In Jack (Part 3) 2014-06-24 01:57:53 UTC
    1209
  44. Chapter 28: Back In Jack (Part 4) 2014-07-01 03:53:30 UTC
    1845
  45. Chapter 29: End Of The World... Sorta 2014-07-06 03:46:17 UTC
    1759
  46. Guest Chapter: Date With The Devil (The IDA Official) 2014-07-07 00:01:19 UTC
    1821
  47. Guest Chapter: Two Kingdoms, One Queen (Junglehero) 2014-07-08 03:14:27 UTC
    2892
  48. Guest Chapter: Sunny Letdown (Razalon The Lizardman) 2014-07-11 01:29:16 UTC
    1655
  49. Chapter 30: Oh, This Definitely Won't End Well 2014-07-13 04:41:07 UTC
    776
  50. Chapter 31: First Up To Bat 2014-07-14 03:46:35 UTC
    1040
  51. Chapter 32: First Is The Worst, Second Is Best 2014-07-15 03:36:58 UTC
    1081
  52. Chapter 33: Third In The Back 2014-07-16 03:40:38 UTC
    1231
  53. Guest Chapter: A Pirate's Life For Me! (Samurai WAAwee) 2014-07-17 04:13:28 UTC
    3714
  54. Chapter 34: Fourth In Front 2014-07-22 01:16:28 UTC
    920
  55. Chapter 35: Eye Five! 2014-08-05 03:38:10 UTC
    1098
  56. Chapter 36: The Sixth Is... Well, Slimy 2014-08-10 05:14:34 UTC
    430
  57. Chapter 37: Intermissions Are Magic 2014-08-12 05:12:05 UTC
    1442
  58. Chapter 38: Intermissions The Second 2014-08-15 04:37:51 UTC
    1592
  59. Chapter 39: Seven Ain't That Lucky 2014-08-19 03:21:57 UTC
    1042
  60. Chapter 40: Eighth Isn't So Bad 2014-08-20 03:30:31 UTC
    897
  61. Chapter 41: Intermissions Are Commonplace Now 2014-08-21 03:57:33 UTC
    1165
  62. Chapter 42: Life Is Still Kicking After Nine Lives 2014-09-01 03:28:59 UTC
    1037
  63. Chapter 43: Tenth Place Isn't So Bad 2014-09-05 04:14:58 UTC
    1477
  64. Chapter 44: Intermission Is The Mission! 2014-09-07 04:08:51 UTC
    1522
  65. Chapter 45: Eleven Is Literally One For One 2014-09-09 03:34:30 UTC
    1255
  66. Chapter 46: End Of The Doctors (Part 1) 2014-09-13 03:32:46 UTC
    1059
  67. Chapter 47: End Of The Doctors (Part 2) 2014-09-14 04:00:27 UTC
    1630
  68. Chapter 48: End Of The Doctors (Part 3) 2014-09-16 03:58:51 UTC
    2552
  69. Chapter 49: Change Of Pace 2014-09-23 03:02:33 UTC
    1239
  70. Chapter 50: Another Change In Pace, Much Like The First, But Much More Drastic 2014-09-30 04:22:06 UTC
    1394
  71. Chapter 51: Nameless, Not Heartless 2014-10-03 02:52:39 UTC
    1823
  72. Guest Chapter: Memorized (Tatsurou) 2014-10-04 03:57:12 UTC
    1439
  73. Guest Chapter: Fool (Dawn Flower) 2014-11-03 03:23:22 UTC
    2849
  74. Chapter 52: Good Date, Bad Execution 2014-11-04 01:17:25 UTC
    989
  75. Chapter 53: Chocolate Never Tasted So Sweet 2014-11-05 03:53:26 UTC
    1210
  76. Chapter 54: Nighttime Surprise 2015-01-23 23:37:26 UTC
    1100
  77. Chapter 55: Infestation 2015-01-28 02:15:06 UTC
    977
  78. Chapter 56: Decimation 2015-01-31 02:27:38 UTC
    1063
  79. Chapter 57: Shopping 2015-02-04 04:25:50 UTC
    854
  80. Chapter 58: Slaying Ain't Easy 2015-02-14 05:40:43 UTC
    1225
  81. Chapter 59: Before The End... Cupcakes! 2015-02-25 05:13:43 UTC
    988
  82. Chapter 60: Top Of The Food Chain 2015-02-28 04:55:53 UTC
    1602
  83. Chapter 61: When In Doubt, Wry It Out 2015-03-21 03:28:19 UTC
    927
  84. Guest Chapter: An Unfulfilling Meal (thereallegend123) 2015-04-01 03:55:00 UTC
    1588
  85. Chapter 62: All Horribles Things Thankfully Come To An End 2015-04-04 03:39:13 UTC
    794
  86. Chapter 63: Hindsight Is Gonna Be One Hell Of A Bitch Later That Day 2015-04-11 02:55:30 UTC
    1742
  87. Chapter 64: Sunny Complexion 2015-05-03 04:29:46 UTC
    1451
  88. Chapter 65: Late Arrivals 2015-05-08 04:46:50 UTC
    959