The Doctor is In

Pinkie Pie was on a walk. Well, her friends Applejack and Twilight Sparkle were on a walk. SHE was skipping quite quickly, far in front of them.

"C'mon, slowpokes!" Pinkie called to her friends.

"Pinkie!" Twilight groaned. "We're on a WALK! Why don't you try to slow down a bit?" Pinkie stopped dead in her tracks. Not because of Twilight's complaint, but because she almost ran into Caramel. He looked sad, and Pinkie noticed right away. Caramel had a frown on his face, was walking bent over like a hunch-back, and his brown bangs drooped over his eyes. It was obvious that he had been crying.

"Hey, Caramel! What's wrong?" Pinkie asked. Caramel didn't say anything. He just looked up, hair still over his eyes, and pointed at Twilight. Twilight looked alarmed. What had she done!?

"Me!?" She exclaimed. Hearing a higher, more sophisticated voice, rather than a southern drawl, Caramel pointed to the left of Twiligh. No answer. Finally, he pushed his hair out of his face, and shouted, "Oh, for the love of Celestia!" He pointed to Applejack. angrily. "It's her!" He then closed his eyes and started crying.

Twilight turned to Applejack. Pinkie questioned her,

"What did you do to this guy?" Applejack rolled her eyes.

"I didn't do anything to him. He's just gotta soft skull, that's all."

"C'mon." Twilight reasoned. "No boy would cry in front of girls unless he had REALLY been hurt."

"Unless he's Caramel." AJ muttered under her breath.

Caramel, not bothering to look up, said, "I asked you on a date, and you just walked away and said you were too busy for me!"

"Okay, maybe he DOES have a really soft skull." Pinkie second-guessed. She offered him a hand. "C'mon. I'm sure AJ just doesn't want to be embarrassed being seen with a boy. I bet she really likes you." Twilight deviously smirked at Applejack. Applejack felt her whole face grow red-from both embarrassment and anger.

Caramel stopped crying and stood up. Finally realizing everyone was staring at him, he brushed himself off, wiped his eyes, and cleared his throat.

"So, uh," He asked casually. "What're you guys doing?"

Pinkie jumped up, "WE'RE going on a WALK!!"