Vinyl Scratch, after breaking into a gold factory, suffers an unfortunate smelting accident. However, she is saved by the wonders of nanotechnology! Now she must become Equestria's greatest hero/threat and use her powers for great moral ambiguity!

Oh, and to seduce a forklift. For as the Good Book says, in Flavaflav 18:9…"We shalt bone inanimate objects, at thy discretion, o Lord. For when we get badass nano enhancements, what the Hell dost thou expect, Lord?"