Spongebob awake to another day with a mouth that tastes of negro, last night he must have been hammered. After a good two years of binge drinking in morning the death of his bitch he fucked for nights he felt extra horny , he no longer got hang overs, just the occasionally yellowing of the skin here name was Sandy, no one cares about her but Spongebob. He misses her more than crack if had been cut off for a week. From once living out his life under the sea with a bitch he is exiled to Detroit. "why the fuck does the my mouth taste like dick?! And black dick! Am I in Detroit again?" ,said Spongebob in a voice only a drunk could do. Spongebob picked up his phone than opened the Google maps app to find out were his drunken stupor left him. "God dammit I'm in Detroit again. "GOD DAMN BLACKS! I HATE THEM ALL!" Shouted Spongebob. Laying next to him was a fat homeless black man, his wang up ageist Patrick's face. "That retreaded asshole." ,muttered Spongebob his eyes shaming the dead looking Patrick, his face clouted in the black mans seed. "uuummmhhhh, Spongebob? Were the fuck am I? Why is there the a negro next to me? With his dick out?! I hope I don't get aids.", stated Patrick whipping his face off. "Pink bitch, you were good. If you ever go to midtown ask around for Old man Zimmerman." said the old Homeless man as he walked off "Don't forget me bitch" . Spongebob drank from his back pocket flash, his face starting to redden. "Pat, my buddy I hate my life.", said Spongebob. "I feel the same.", said Patrick. "We've been nothing but drunks for three years.", said Spongebob in a sad tome " Maybe we can just end it.", said Patrick his face growing darker, "There's bleach in the corner over there, it may just be hobo cum through...". Spongebob says in a quiet voice starting to zone as his on hard was lost. Spongebob reached for the bottle and took a swig with out even thinking. "Fuck it, my life sucks, my bitch is dead, I'm surrounded by negros ,and to top it off I may have gotten raped by that homeless black man.", thought Spongebob. He Drank about a liter or so than passed out, the chemical was hobo cum (in Detroit the air so dirty that jizz is toxic). Patrick did the same, but only to look cool.
A Visit from The Black Doctor Of Detriot
"Damn, yellow bitch, you cray cray!", said the ebony doctor as Spongebob awake. The doctor resembled a stock photo, just looking a little to perfect. "Were am I? Patrick, Pat, were are you body?! Who are you?!", a worried Spongebob said, face turn white as his realization that a he down cleaner to try and end it all in a display of "WELL FUCK MY LIFE SUX I'M A BITCH :( #SAD". "Damn, yella brother that pink guy died!", said the doctor "My names Tyrone, Negro, Black". "HE DIED! *GASP* WHAT WHAT WHAT!". A look of terror loomed over the Sea sponge,
