SpongeBob Finds love in ponyville

"Damn, yellow bitch, you cray cray!", said the ebony doctor as Spongebob awake. The doctor resembled a stock photo, just looking a little to perfect.  "Were am I? Patrick, Pat, were are you body?! Who are you?!", a worried Spongebob said, face turn white as his realization that a he down cleaner to try and end it all in a display of "WELL FUCK MY LIFE SUX I'M A BITCH :( #SAD". "Damn, yella brother that pink guy died!", said the doctor "My names Tyrone, Negro, Black". "HE DIED! *GASP* WHAT WHAT WHAT!". A look of terror loomed over the Sea sponge,