In need of A Princess.

Nick’s Room---6PM

As Nick was drawing like he normally would do, he occasionally saved his work every 10 seconds due to the chip accident 1 year ago. As he was working Derpy crashed through the window and smashed into the monitor and destroying the computer.

“FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU” Yelled Nick.

“Whoops, sorry about that mister, I just don't know what went wrong.” Replied Derpy.

“Just give me my mail derpy. I'm not in a good mood.” said Nick

“Ok, well here you go!” Derpy then said.

As Nick was opening the mail chao the rushed into the room and threw a a 12.oz soda which knocked Nick down and caused the computer to explode into confetti. Nick then pulled a handgun out of his drawer and shot Chao’s kneecap.

“OI, WHAT NOW YOU BLOODY WANKER!” Nick said in Relief

Nick’s Living room---9PM

Chao was spinning in circles on the ground when Nick dropped a letter in front of his face, Chao then started to chew on the paper. Nick then bitch slapped him and told him to drop it.

“This is a wedding invite. And I hate weddings. So you're going for me. You have no argument in this so go and do something useful with your life life.” Nick said as he was walking back to his room.

“Um....Ok. Oh and before you go. What's a wedding?” Chao asked.

“Fuck you.” Nick said as he walked away.

Ponyville Streets--11AM

Outside Wub Wub’s house---Fuck Time

As Chao was walking home Vinyl ran straight into his legs and he fell over.

“AHHH! MY FUCKING KNEE!” Chao yelled in pain.

‘Would you just fucking man up Chao? You seem like a women every time I’m near you.” Vinyl Laughed after making a insult.

“What do you want Vinyl? I’m kinda in a hurry.” Chao said worried.

“I need a favor from you, and I’m trusting you with this.” Vinyl said.

“Um sure, as long as I’m not lighting a fire again.” Chao said.

“Thank you! Anyway I need you to host the music for my wedding. Can you handle that?” Vinyl asked.

Chao then remembered the wedding invite. He knew Vinyl was a very great friend and he also knew what she could do if she got pissed. He was scared to decline and mess up.

“Um yea sure I can handle that.” Chao then said.

“Thanks Chao,alright I’ll see you tomorrow to show you what to do. Alright?” Vinyl then turned around to see Chao gone.

Pyromancer’s house---Fuck Time again

As Chao knocked on Pyromancer’s door the door suddenly opened. Chao was then pulled into the dark house. As soon as he flew in, torches were then lit to show a pathway into the next room. As Chao walked into the room he saw Pyromancer at a desk. Chao walked up to the desk to see pictures of a mare in a black jumpsuit with a mask covering the face.

“Chao, listen this mare is a assassin. Its going for Tavi or Vinyl, on the wedding day. I created something for you. Its like a bow but it requires no arrows. I think you will like it.” Pyromancer said

“So, I’m going to be the eye in the sky I guess? Chao asked.

“Yup. Now get out of my house” Pyromancer said with a tone.

Chao then jumped through the window running for his life. It then started pouring chocolate rain out of nowhere.

Nick’s house---Seriously why are you giving a fuck about time?

As Chao walked inside the house with a broken knee, he went to the kitchen and saw Luna making a mess with the food.

“Why is there food all over the floor Luna?” Chao asked

Luna then looked up towards Chao and then said “I made a cake!”

Chao then replied “Just clean this mess up. Please.”

Wub Wub’s house---9PM

As Chao was walking towards  Vinyl’s  house he heard the loud sound of Techno Music called “Dubstep.” He opened the door to see ponies dancing all over the room. He then noticed Vinyl getting a drink over at the bar. As Chao rushed towards Vinyl he then fell to the ground due to his knee. He then started to use the wall for leverage and finally got to Vinyl.

“Oh Hey Chao! Thanks for helping me out earlier today. Though why did you have to leave so soon?” Asked Vinyl.

“What? I was never here today. You sure you were mistaken?” Chao asked confused.

“Yea, Another human was here that looked just like you. Sorry.” Vinyl said sarcastically.

“Well i'm just going to leave now if theres nothing i need to do.” Chao said walking away.

Nick’s house---11PM

As Chao was starting to fall asleep in his bed he heard Nicks window smash open. Chao then smashed through his door and went to Nicks room. As Chao walked in he saw a bloody skull with a note on it. Chao then picked up the note and started to read it.

If you wish to live do as I say in this Note. KILL Pyromancer. He is framing me for a assassin. He is just using you to kill me. Go to the Everfree forest and head to the largest tree you can find. Around the tree you will find a Knife. Use that to kill him. If you do not, I will ensure you die a slow and painful death.

Chao then loaded up his backpack and took his bow with him knowing what kind of creatures are in the Everfree. Nick offered to help but Chao declined.

Rooftops---12AM---Wedding day.

As Chao was waiting for Pyromancer to show up he knew he had to kill him or the mysterious mare.12 minutes went by when Pyromancer finally showed up and had a flare gun and flamethrower on his back.

“Heres your scope you need. You better know how to aim.” Pyromancer said.

As they

waited they could then see inside the Chapel were Vinyl was standing near the front. They then saw Octavia walking down the Isle in a beautiful white dress followed by the Cmc throwing flower petals on the ground as the bride music plays.

“Oi. I fucking hate this song. How do people listen to this?” Pyromancer asked.

“I don’t know. I’ve never even been to a wedding.” Chao then pointed out.

As the wedding went on and the wedding minister was talking Chao noticed a mare getting closer to Vinyl with a sharp object.

“PYRO GET UP! I see two of them. Look! One on the roof above Octavia and one going for Vinyl. What is this?” Chao asked scared.

“I have no clue. But look across the way. Two guardians. There watching the assassins.” Pyromancer told Chao

“So murderception?”Chao asked

“Yup.” Pyromancer then replied.

As Chao released the bow string the arrow flew across the open field and smashed through the chapels window and took a direct shot to the assassins head as she was jumping towards Vinyl. As Pyromancer took out his flare gun he shot towards the second assassin and missed hitting the curtains inside of the chapel creating a fire inside of the chapel. As the fire started to spread ponies were running out of the chapel as fast as they could as Vinyl and Octavia were running, Octavia was then trapped by wooden planks. Vinyl then noticed Rainbow dash was also trapped between the seats. Vinyl knew she could only save one.

As Vinyl was rushing towards Octavia, Rd was then crushed and burned alive. She put Octavia on her back and carried her out of the chapel. As Vinyl got to the entrance of the chapel she fell down covered in smoke and could hardly breath she told the paramedics to take Octavia first.

As Pyromancer and Chao were taking fire. Pyro then knocked Chao out and said.

“Forgive me comrade”

He then then threw Chao over the roof and Pyromancer then flew away. As Chao was falling he landed into a pool a broke his hand due to the impact. Chao then passed out.

Ponyville Bowling ally---9PM

As Chao took Vinyl and Octavia bowling they had fun until Chao noticed a familiar mare in the door way.

“Fuck me.” Chao said.