Bob's vacation

by Naruto Uzumaki

Bob's vacation/arrival

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javascript:void();A fresh new day starts, Bob wakes up and walks down stairs, getting ready for customers. He walked up to the door and flipped the tag.

"Another new day...." He sighs after the comment to the day.

"DAAAAAAD!!!!" Louise shouts "GET UP HERE!!!!!!" She shouts again.

"Not now sweetie, the stores open, and i have to feed our customers!" He shouts back, then sighing after he said it.

"BUT DAAAAAAAD!!!!!, THERE IS THIS AWESOME VACATION WE CAN GO ON!" She shouts back.

"Vacation? But we cant sweetie, we don't have enough money!" He shouts.

Across the road Jimmy Pesto waving at him and puts up a sign that says "Bob is a idiot" He then laughs and walks in his store.

"That Jimmy pest, Come out of that store and show me what you are made of you asshole!" He shouts angrily

"He cant hear me, that little pest." He whispers to himself angrily.

Linda walks down stairs, she comments "Whats with all the shouting?" Linda speaking to Bob.

"Stupid Jimmy, always making fun of me..." He says sadly.

"I heard about the vacation stuff...." She whispers close to his ear.

"Linda, no just n-" He was cut by Linda.

"Hmmm, how about it?" She replies.

"N-"

"Mmmm Yeees! Come on bob, we can go on vacation, a couple of days off, also you have been working too hard the past week"

Bob sighs. "Fine... but we need more money" He replies

Linda gasps "I have an ideaaa!'

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Louise runs around. "Come on dad, don't make me sell my favorite DVD!, it ain't for sale for 35 dollars!" Louise says angrily.

"Come on Louise, you have watched that creepy thing called Slender man 68 times!"Bob replies.

"Wow, you have counted that many times? then you deserve it!" Louise replies back, handing the dvd to him.

"W-wow, that was easy." He says surprised, walking to the yard sale box, chucking it in.

"Are you sure this will get us 143 dollars?" Bob says, not amused.

Linda smiles."Of course darling, its a yard sale!

A couple of seconds, they gain 146 dollars.

"Wow, that really worked..." Bob says surprised.

"See bob? The town always go crazy for yard sales!" Linda replies.

"THEN LETS GO TO THE VACATION!" Says Louise.

"Uuuuuh........ i'm not very sure about this... what about Jimmy pesto Jr.?" Tina says.

"FORGET THE PESTO FAMILY!" Bob yells.

"Uuuuuuuuuh................" Tina softly loops it.

"AND YOU ARE NOT GOING ON A DATE WITH HIM FOR 5 MONTHS!" Bob yells again.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh..........." Tina softly loops it again.

"Now, can we please have a nice vacation." Bob

"Dad i made new fart