My name is Gabriel and I have a boring life. A very boring life in the 21st Century filled with idiots.Oh my God. So many idiots. So many. Geez, I wish I could be somewhere happier than my gloomy house and this anger-inducing work space.
It was a grey morning with the gloomy clouds hanging overhead my work office. I woke up on my slobbered covered slips of paper with data on them. The chair next to me squeaked and an annoying little chipmunk(he's not a chipmunk,alright? He's just a stupid little idiot)named Jacob."Hey Jackass, wake up, it's time to work." I had raised my head and peeled off some sticky notes attached to my cheek. "Thanks,why are you here early?" He turned to me with a smirk. "Cause' you have my report which I had given you yesterday to solve." I had turned on my computer and printed his report off. I looked at him. "Why do I always have to do your reports?" An annoying rap song interrupted us. It was his ringtone."Hold on, gotta take this. Hello? Oh,Hi Dad.....Nice.......Awesome.........Do you have the iPhone?.....Well, why not?....Fine,do whatever you have to." I turned away as soon as he was done so that he didn't think I was eavesdropping. "Can you believe that? He still doesn't have the iPhone for me and I'm still stuck with this stupid Droid." He tapped on my shoulder rudely and I turned around. "What is your greatest dream Gabriel?" I sat down and thought deeply. "To go to a place that's nice and sunny and full of.....happiness." He snickered at what I just said. "What are you, childish?" "Alright, what's your stupid dream?" He looked at me and said "I want a mansion full of money and a ocean view." With that,he turned and started to work. It was about two hours until I decided to get up and get myself some coffee. I don't like to drink coffee, but I need caffeine to survive. I had set down my coffee on the machine and had grabbed a newspaper. There was a little click form the machine and I went to retrieve my coffee. I had picked my cup up and walked back to my desk. Then, I felt a breeze. A light cool....wait WHAT? A breeze. Inside. Then, I looked at my coffee inside my cup. There was no coffee in the cup. I had looked up and....it was floating. Not floating in the air, but it was floating slowly in a spiral motion. I'm not not sure what's going on. Am I going into a black hole? Am I in a dream? Is there a Jedi messing with me? Suddenly,the breeze got faster. Each second it transformed into a faster wind. This portal, or something, was dragging me into its suction. I turned around and tried to run, but it ended up sucking me in with its spiral. The spinning background of my office turned into the inside of a bright color tornado. Faster and faster. Colorful and more colorful. Finally, everything turned black. I had woken up with a really bad pain in my head. 'Agh. Ow,ow,ow. Oh my......ouch.' I opened my eyes. "Ah. Why is it so bright out? Geez." Then, I sat up and looked around. That's strange, I'm seeing a bunch of colorful....ponies.....WOW, I must've hit my head REALLY hard. Okay. Just get up. I opened my eyes again and saw something purple. I looked up and saw a unicorn. A Unicorn. 'Okay,' I thought, 'at least its not talking.' "Hello, my name is Twilight Sparkle." said the voice from the unicorn.
I don't know how long I screamed. Maybe an hour. Fifteen minutes, probably. Then I blacked out.I woke up and saw shapes in front of me. There were ponies. Colorful Ponies. I shook my head and looked around. I was in a library. I have never seen more color than a crayon box. I looked back at the ponies. Two unicorns,two pegasi and two er......I don't know....regular ponies?
One of the unicorns spoke.She was purple "Hello, strange being. My name is Twilight Sparkle. I'm a unicorn and these are my friends." She pointed to her hoof at the ponies. She pointed first at a yellow pegasus with a pink mane. "This is Fluttershy.", Next to the blue pegasus with a rainbow colored mane. "This is Rainbow Dash." Then, she introduced me to the rest. "This is Pinkie Pie, Applejack and Rarity." I got up and shook my head again. She turned to me and forced me to sit down. "You shouldn't get up and move around right now. You must be sore stiff." I turned to her and exclaimed, "I'm fine.....er,what was your name again?" She had did something with her hoof,which I'm pretty sure was something like a face-palm with her hoof. "My name is Twilight Sparkle, being, and-" I interrupted,"My name is not 'being'. My name is Gabriel. Gabriel Sawdust." The pink pony with a pink, cotton-candy mane walked up and said,
