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The Ninety-nine Nectars of Princess Luna; Or How Twilight Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love Her Wings

by NoeCarrier
Twilight must hunt down the booze of the Goddesses if she is ever to get drunk again, following the discovery that her divine biology is unaffected by the usual stuff.

After an ill-conceived stunt by Princess Celestia goes horribly wrong, and Twilight truly realises the ramifications of her recent apotheosis to Goddess-hood, she goes for the only thing in her life that's ever given her relief – the bottle. But when she finds out that the divine are unaffected by mere mortal liquor, she must track down and brew the booze of the immortals themselves; The Ninety-nine Nectars of Princess Luna.

Pre-reading and editing by Luna-tic Scientist
Cover art shamelessly stolen from wikipedia and crudely edited in Paint
"I don't know what NoeCarrier is on but he needs to stay on it." - herdlesspony, Reddit.
"The whole thing is quite bizzare (sic), really." - Pharohman777, spacebattles.com.

Teen
Incomplete
Comedy
Adventure
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Alternate Universe
 
DPTMP

228420 words: Estimated about 19 hours to read
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37 Chapters:

  1. The Night Before 2013-07-27 21:14:49 UTC
    12885
  2. Mythomania 2013-08-03 01:47:00 UTC
    5018
  3. Pareidolia and the Search for Meaning 2013-08-11 13:54:37 UTC
    5390
  4. Do Gryphons Purr? 2013-08-17 17:13:54 UTC
    4670
  5. The Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis as it Relates to Equestrian Macroeconomics 2013-10-05 19:46:04 UTC
    5640
  6. It Doesn't 2014-01-12 05:12:31 UTC
    5212
  7. Hidden Delights 2014-02-05 20:17:47 UTC
    5564
  8. Three Faces, One God 2014-03-13 01:52:37 UTC
    6001
  9. Beware of Gryphons Bearing Gifts 2014-06-22 08:32:25 UTC
    5046
  10. Confessions of an Equestrian Opium-Eater 2014-08-02 17:48:03 UTC
    7694
  11. Something Wicked this Way Comes... 2014-08-11 19:56:31 UTC
    5252
  12. Sand Won't Save You This Time, Twilight Sparkle 2014-08-17 15:36:25 UTC
    5365
  13. Concerning the Spiders from Mars 2014-08-20 19:27:02 UTC
    5226
  14. Heart of Ponyoak 2014-08-26 17:49:54 UTC
    5133
  15. Ground Control to Major Twi 2014-10-28 20:19:20 UTC
    5267
  16. Money Shot 2014-11-04 19:42:18 UTC
    5006
  17. Ground Floor: Ancient Relics, Dirty Secrets and Blood Meals 2014-11-11 16:30:15 UTC
    5109
  18. Bugger Your Decorum! 2014-11-18 15:51:26 UTC
    4994
  19. Wadi, Weni, Wedi 2014-11-25 17:04:49 UTC
    5188
  20. Coins to Pay the Ferrymare 2014-12-02 19:53:30 UTC
    5040
  21. An Eternal Golden Braid 2014-12-09 18:39:56 UTC
    4980
  22. Filthy Lucre 2014-12-16 11:47:06 UTC
    5142
  23. The One in Which There Are Reindeer 2014-12-25 21:32:43 UTC
    11649
  24. Roughly a Light Minute 2015-01-11 23:53:27 UTC
    6336
  25. Minimum Safe Distance; Or Party Fireworks 2015-01-20 16:32:00 UTC
    6136
  26. Moonstruck; Or Lunar Fantasies 2015-05-02 09:56:45 UTC
    16451
  27. Of Gyres (Widening), Etcetera 2015-06-01 21:15:34 UTC
    7010
  28. Bones of Contention 2015-06-21 20:40:41 UTC
    5275
  29. Immortality and Other Trivial Powers 2015-07-19 09:21:04 UTC
    4919
  30. Flight Mechanics; Or Airs Above the Ground 2015-08-15 17:35:40 UTC
    9520
  31. For the Greater Glory of (the many) God(s) Or; The Use and Abuse of Linguistic Concepts 2015-08-29 22:39:10 UTC
    4964
  32. Pleasure Domes Are For Sissies; Or Kubla Khan's Revenge 2015-09-13 15:59:17 UTC
    4733
  33. Deus Ex Machina; Or the God in the Machine and the Machine in the God 2015-10-06 16:37:40 UTC
    5055
  34. Devotions Upon Emergent Occasions Or; The Double Pelvis Shuffle 2015-10-19 17:22:14 UTC
    5623
  35. Sweet is the Night, Dark is the Day Or; Things Unbidden 2015-10-24 19:39:43 UTC
    5965
  36. Gentle Cantering, The 2015-11-18 19:26:21 UTC
    5005
  37. "Things Revealed by Rude Statues Or; Out of the Mouths of Foals" 2016-03-04 23:23:19 UTC
    4957