"Discord."

"Hahaha! And then... heehee, and then..."

"Discord..."

"Oh! I almost left out the best part about what happens to her store, since it's no longer being used..."

"DISCORD!"

Celestia shot a bolt of magic under where Discord was rolling in laughter, causing him to fall through the cloud he was lying on and fall a short distance before he flew back up. Landing next to the hole he crossed his arms in displeasure and pouted at the princess.

"What it is, sun butt? I was just getting to the best part." he said.

Celestia looked up at the unique cloud in front of her and the Master of Chaos that Discord had summoned hours ago. "You cannot be serious. You must have made this all up." she said as she watched the cloud, her likeness escorting out a dazed Twilight from the guard's barracks.

Discord snapped his fingers and the image playing on the cloud's surface disappeared. "I assure you, Princess, that what I have just shown you is nothing but the truth."

Celestia looked down at the town of Ponyville below them, locking her eyes on Rarity's boutique. "So what you're telling me is that if Spike were to leave that store with an erection, it would cause the Elements of Harmony to be rendered useless?" she asked him.

Discord nodded. "AND Twilight and her friends would be no more, and the Diamond Dogs would become extinct in Ponyville forever." he added.

"This is too ridiculous..." Celestia said, rubbing her hoof on her forehead.

"If you'd like we can test it out." Discord said, his fingers ready to snap. "There's still time to give that little dragon the tease of his life."

"Don't you dare!" Celestia said. "It's not too late for me to take back everything I said and have you cast back into stone. Honestly, had I known you would be this crass I would have never invited you to join me on checking up on my citizens." she said somewhat regretfully.

"Oh, come now... it's good to explore all those 'what if' questions. Like... like... ooh! That big red stallion. Want to know what happens if he got an erection in front of his sisters? Huh? Do ya?" he asked.

Celestia groaned and smacked her head into the cloud she was resting on. Perhaps Discord wasn't quite as 'reformed' as she had hoped...

Author's Note

I warned you...