My Little Pony: Friendship is Mysterious?

Darkness.

That's all at the moment he knew. He didn't know why, maybe he was sleeping? Well, he probably should stay that way for awhile. He didn't like to wake up. Who did? Besides, the grass he was on was rather comfortable.

Wait...Grass? What the actual hell?

L quickly flicked open his eyes, only to receive the full blast of God's shining bright ball. (Rumors had it that the Sun and the Moon were actually gods nuts.) Wincing and quickly sitting up he realized that he was somewhere that was not his bed. That meant he wasn't near his mansion. And that meant no sweets until he got to the bottom of this.

Not. Cool.

Yawning he attempted to stand up on his two feet. Which he successfully did, not that it'd be a problem. After all, his legs weren't sawed off over night...Right?...

...

Nah.

But he did have to admit, his feet were rather numb. He couldn't feel them at all. Probably caught something from being out here. Meh.

As he walked forward he didn't notice the many eyes watching him. But he however did notice how small the world had gotten...That was also made of...Pixels?

What. The. Fuck?

Alright, he needed to calm down, he was...obviously in some drug hallucination. Which meant that he had probably been captured or something. Shit. He was not looking forward to waking up.

Frowning he realized this was the only logical thesis. Why? Simple, it explained why everything was cartoony and why his freaking feet were numb. There were some other factors that proved this concocted theory reasonable. But at the same time, even if it WAS vivid it was TOO real. Maybe he was on some machine or something? Probably, if the previous theory wasn't right. This was going to be a problem. And not one of those easily solved ones either.

He looked down, finally, to attempt to see the probably with his feet.- Annnd, he didn't have any. Super.

But the bright side was it looked like he had, err...Hooves. Lifting his foot he saw that this was indeed a hoof. He frowned deeply. Did this mean that he was a horse? No, the world was smaller. A pony. The correct term would be a foal as a pony was a baby horse, right? Or maybe it was colt. It didn't really matter though. He lifted his...front hooves? To look at them, and ended up coming up with the same results. Freaking fantastic, right? Oh wait till his butler got a look at-

Wait, he couldn't remember his name...Thinking over it, could only find the name Kira in his head. But he didn't even know what that meant. Hell, he couldn't remember his own name either.