Title: My SuperPonyNatural
Rating: OT for language, violence, crude humor and sexual references
Disclaimer: I do not own My Little Pony Friendship is Magic or Supernatural.
A/N: As an apology to my readers here's a crossover fic that I've been wanting to do Please enjoy~
The Impala sped down the road. Dean's foot down on the gas petal, his knuckles white from gripping the wheel. Sam sat in the passenger seat looking out the window as they sped down the empty high way. Castiel in the back seat, he held onto his wounded side.
"Dean... Their catching up!" Sam said looking to his brother.
"I know Sam!" Dean barked as he sped down, turning the Impala to a new direction, "The hell does the angels want with us anyway?!"
"Oh I don't know... Maybe because you decided to kill one of their own upfront of them?!" Sam argued and Dean rolled his eyes.
"Shut up Sam.." Dean groaned as he sped down the road. Castiel looked up tiredly and pointed exaustedly to a tunnel coming up.
"T... Try there... We should be able to miss them..." Castiel said looking to Dean as he held onto his wound more, the wound he got from Uriel's attack. As Dean drove into the tunnel the Impala went to a screeching stop as it echoed. And a sudden flash of light shone through like an angel's death. Gabriel walked to the entry of the tunnel and smiled to himself.
"Hmmm... I wonder..." He thought with an amused smirk, "If they'd like to run on all fours~"
The Impala slowed down as she exited the tunnel it was day time and the birds around were cherrping. The three groaned tiredly as Dean lifted his head, seeing only a meddow and a town nearby. He laughed a bit and went to rub his eyes, but noticed something weird, where were his hands...? Did they turn into...
"HOOVES?!" He asked in panic and looked at himself in the mirror. Ears... He had ears... He hopped out of the Impala and looked at himself. He had hooves instead of hands and feet. A short dirty blond tail that matched his messy short mane. His anti-demon possession tattoo was on his rump instead of his chest. On BOTH sides, and where where his clothes?!
"Sammy!" He shouted and looked at his younger brother. Who sat up tiredly and ears perked upwards tiredly. Sam's furr was a bit darker than Dean's, his mane was styled like his before they went through the tunnel and his tail was a bit longer than Dean's. Sam's mark was the same as Dean's. Sam rubbed his eyes with his hoof and he stopped a moment and screamed falling out.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Sam shouted and rushed over to his brother.
"That's what I want to know!"
"Dude you're a horse!"
"SO ARE YOU!"
"HOLY CRAP!" The two panicked and Dean rose his hooves a bit as he sat up.
"Okay we need to calm down... We need to figure where the hell we are and find the douche bag who did this."
"Further more gank the vampires."
"Definitely that." Dean sighed and lowered his front hooves again and carefully walked on all four, "Huh this isn't hard."
"Ya think?" Sam asked raising a brow and trotted over to where his brother was, "Are we going to town?"
"Well yeah. See where we're at. And maybe eat a burger or something."
"Uhh Dean... We some how turned into horses..."
"And?"
"And horses don't eat meat..."
"SONOFABITCH!" Dean shouted and the back door of the Impala opened. When Castiel got out Sam and Dean were surprised as Castiel approached them. Castiel had wing! His furr the color of his trench coat and his mane short and messy, his tail a tad longer than his mane.
"Woah..." Sam said his ears perked with amazement. Castiel tilted his head and looked at himself. The marks on his rump were a feather with a ring around it.
"Well this is interesting..."
"Why does he get wings?!" Dean asked in disbelief. Castiel sat himself down rubbing his head.
"I don't know but I can go for some pancakes.."
"You and me sister.." Dean frowned.
"Okay guys... We should head down that town. It's a ten minute drive from what I can see." Sam said looking down.
"Should we leave the Impala?" Castiel asked, "From my estimate they don't have cars." Dean shook his head.
"We're driving her to AT LEAST near the first populated house." Dean said getting into the Impala. The two other ponies looked at one another and went inside the car. Sam noticed Castiel's body and pointed with his hoof.
"Hey you're wound is gone." Castiel looked at his body as Sam spoke, lifting his wing.
"You're right... It is..."
As the Impala stopped near a farm Dean honked on the horn to see if he could get anyone's attention. A mare came trotting out of a barn. Raising a brow as she pushed her cow girl hat up as she went over to the Impala. Looking the car over with a bit if disgust and confusion than looked up to Dean.
"Can I help you pony folk?" She asked, a southern accent was quite thick but enough to understand. Dean pointed to himself with his hoof and gave a charming smirk.
"Yes actually. We need to know where we're at. You see we're tourists and we're wanting to know where we're at." Dean explained as the female rose a brow, "Oh and the names Dean. Dean Winchester." He said raising a brow. Sam face hooved and shook his head.
"Sure sugar cube~ You're in Ponyville. And the name's AppleJack~ Some friends call me AJ for short. And if you haven't noticed this is the Apple family farm. The best apples in Equestria~" Applejack said with a smile and pride. Dean gave an interested look as he took a glance around, "Now if you don't mind me askin'... What in tarnation is this?" She pointed to the Impala.
"Oh this? This here is a 1967 Chevrolet Impala~ Where I'm from we drive these around~" Dean said with pride and AppleJack gave a confused look and thought a moment and looked at the barn than looked to Dean.
"No pony drives these here. Since you seem like a nice enough guy Dean you can put her in the barn right over there and cover her up so no hay gets on her." Applejack suggested.
"Thanks AJ~" Dean said with a smile and drove into the barn as AppleJack trotted into the house. As Dean finished pulling into the barn, Sam thought a moment.
"Not only their environment is different so is their form of English. Instead of 'no body' they say 'no pony'." Sam said and hopped out with his bag in his mouth.
"Their language is gonna rub off." Dean groaned a bit as Castiel got out of the Impala. Helping Sam put their guns, ammo, salt, crosses, and other necessities as Dean covered the Impala up with a tarp. Sam looked to Castiel who was puzzled looking at himself.
"What is it?" Sam asked creasing his brow.
"I don't know how to use these.." Castiel said opening his wings and Sam gave a worried look. Dean trotted over raising a brow.
"What's up?" Dean asked giving a confused look as Castiel looked to Dean. Sam sighed a bit.
"Cas doesn't know if he can use the wings he got." He explained. Dean rose a brow and he gestured for Castiel and Sam to follow him.
"Well we'll find someone who can help. HEY APPLEJACK!" Dean called to the mare who came out with two bags, "Know any fliers in town?"
"Yeah I know some pegasus. Why?" Applejack asked raising a brow. Dean wrapped his hoof around Castiel who had sat himself down.
"You see Castiel here his wings never really liked to work. Poor guy has been stuck on the ground his entire life." Dean looked to Castiel to play along and Castiel nodded.
"It has been hard... It would be nice to fly.." Castiel said giving puppy dog eyes as AppleJack awed.
"Oh sugar cube I think I know one who can help. Her name is Rainbow Dash. She should be in town. Need a lift into Ponyville? We're about to head there ourselves." Applejack asked and Castiel nodded as they headed to the cart nearby. As they headed to town Sam and Dean looked around Applebloom, AppleJack's younger sister looked at Sam blinking. Sam looked to Applebloom raising a brow.
"Yes?" Sam asked confused.
"You're as big as Big Mac! Maybe bigger!" She said smiling. Sam rose a brow and looked over to the red stallion who dragged the cart. Sam blinked and suddenly felt worried. Well this was an awkward feeling.
Once they made it into town Sam, Dean, and Castiel got off the cart and AppleJack trotted over to the boys.
"Now y'all be good ya hear?" She asked smiling, "We got some apples to sell." She trotted over to her siblings and Sam and Dean looked at one another. Than Dean started to walk, still a little wobbly on his four legs. Castiel trotted by as if it was nothing. Sam laughed a bit slowly walking over to his brother.
"You'll get used to it." Sam assured.
"Shut up Sammy... Let's just find this 'Rainbow Dash' and get her to teach Cas to fly.." He said angerly as he walked his head down. Sam looked around with Castiel, who for some reason was saying hi to everyone. Or... Everypony. Dean rose his head seeing a few mares trot by. A smirk on his lips.
"Dean it'd be bestiality if you hit on them." Sam said looking at his brother.
"Dude we're the same as them... So it wouldn't." Dean smirked and Sam rolled his eyes. The two stopped as a bright pink pony bounced by them, soon bouncing backwards looking at the two and gasped.
"OH MY GOSH! NEW PONIES!" She said excitedly and blew into a kazoo. Starting to sing to the two, "Welcome welcome welcome~! Welcome to town~! Welcome welcome welcome~! You must be new around~! Welcome welcome welcome~! Now that you're here the whole town can party~" She blew the kazoo in Dean's face and Dean backed up and Sam laughed at his brother, the pink pony started to bounce around Sam. "Welcome welcome welcome~! It's an exciting day~! Welcome welcome welcome~! We can have a party today~! Welcome welcome welcome~! To Ponyville my friends~! Now let's have some cake!" She said and pushed a piece of cake into Sam's face with her hoof. Sam shook the cake off as the pink pony laughed.
"Are you insane?" Dean asked giving a confused look.
"I don't know I'm just really happy~!" The pink mare hopped happily, "My name is Pinkie Pie~!"
"I'm Sam.. This is my brother Dean." Sam said after he cleaned off the frosting. Pinkie Pie gasped and she hopped happily.
"Oh my gosh! It's great to meet you! Come to Sugar cube corner later~!" She said as she bounced away. Sam and Dean looked at one another totally confused.
Castiel looked around and smiled a bit. It was a nice little town. Felt peaceful. He blinked as he bumped into someone and looked over. Seeing a pink mane and tailed mare with pale yellow.
"O-Oh dear..." The mare said quietly, "I'm so sorry! I wasn't watching where I was going..!" She said looking to Castiel. Castiel simply blinked and looked at what she was carrying. Than started to pick up her apples and such, "Oh no you don't have to..!" The mare said worriedly as Castiel cleaned up and put things into her bags. Once cleaned up Castiel just walked away. The mare was totally puzzled on the angel's actions, "What a strange colt.."
"Castiel there you are!" Dean said running to the angel who nodded a bit, "Where were you?"
"I knocked someone over and helped them clean up."
"Did you let them say thank you?"
"She said thank you?" Castiel asked confused and Dean face hoofed. Shaking his head. Sam looked around and noticed a strange tree.
"Hey guys I'm gonna be in here." Sam said heading to the odd tree.
"Hurry back we'll be looking for this Dash person.." Dean said and pushed Castiel a bit. Sam looked around the inside of the tree, his jaw dropping when he saw the inside, it was a library!
"Woah..." He said looking around.
"Hi can I help you?" A voice said and Sam looked over. A violet unicorn asked raising a brow to the stallion. Sam blinked and looked around again.
"Well uhh I saw the tree and I wanted to see the inside.. It's amazing.."
"Thank you~ I collected all of these from Canterlot. They're so interesting." She smiled, "Oh! My name is Twilight Sparkle. And that over there is my assistant and good friend, Spike~" The said male looked over from a few books, he was well.. A dragon. Sam jumped some. Last dragon he saw tried to kill him and Dean. But from what he saw, Spike wasn't here to hurt people.
"Nice to meet you both... I'm Sam... Sam Winchester." Sam said and smiled a bit, he felt excited he finally got to see a real unicorn! Oh wait till he tells Dean. Twilight looked at the mark on Sam's rump, raising a curious brow.
"You're an expert on Supernatural creatures?" She asked curiously and Sam looked at the mark himself, "Didn't think there was a such thing."
"Oh there is. Zombies, demons, shifters, all kinds of things." Sam explained. Twilight thought a moment and levitated a book near a stand and flipped through the pages.
"It doesn't make any sense though... You must be from somewhere far away since you haven't seen a unicorn... Hey even a dragon before. Only been around earth ponies?" Twilight asked and Sam thought a moment, guess he and his brother WERE earth ponies. No wings, no magic.
"Yeah we don't see anything like that before... Well dragons yes.."
"Were they nice?" Spike asked looking excited. Sam didn't have the heart to tell Spike that dragons where he's from... Kidnapped virgin females and steal gold... After thinking he went with the settled part of the truth.
"Not really... They were really rude.." Sam explained and a wash of disappointment went on Spike's face.
"Must be older ones."
As Dean and Castiel walked through Ponyville they had asked around who Rainbow Dash was. A few fillies and colts said she was awesome. A few mares and stallions explained her appearance and where they normally see her. As the two ventured on Castiel stopped looking at a tailor shop.
"Dean." Castiel said with interest, Dean looked over and rose a brow.
"What the hell? Didn't think they had clothes." Suddenly there was loud shouting in the shop. The two jumped and watched as a stallion ran out and a white unicorn went out.
"Don't you dare insult my work ever again! I did all that you asked and you still hated it! Shoo!" She shouted and panted a bit. Castiel and Dean looked at one another, as they went to leave the mare noticed them, "Oh I deeply apologize... That bruit asked me to make him a suit and I did... Apparently it wasn't his taste..." She sighed and Dean looked to Castiel. Who shrugged and spoke out of turn.
"Maybe you're better at making dresses than suits." Castiel said and Dean waved his hooves in a no gesture. The white unicorn looked to Castiel for a long while and than went over, opening his wing span and looking him over.
"That may be so but I wish to be better! So everypony can know the great work or Rarity!" The mare said and Dean gave a confused look, "Oh! And you'd be a good model too~ Come along now boys~" She said trotting into her shop. Without hesitation Castiel followed along. Dean dropped his jaw and looked around, cheeks flushing red and rushed into the shop shutting the door. Last place he wanted to be seen was a dress shop. He soon relaxed seeing all the amazing works. Of course they were dresses but wow...
"Woah..." Dean said in awe, "Did you make all of these?" He asked looking to who he guessed was Rarity. Who was already measuring Castiel with a measuring tape with her magic. She looked over and nodded.
"Yes I did, all of them made from hoof to horn~" She smiled proudly as she started to see what color matched Castiel's fur. Castiel didn't bother saying a thing since Dean was asking all the questions. Till Rarity spoke to him, "Out of curiosity darling but what would you like? Once you're done modeling for me as a free gift you I'll make you anything~" She said with a smile. Castiel thought a moment, his ears perked as he thought. After a moment he spoke.
"Can you make a over coat?" Castiel asked and Rarity thought a moment, than nodded.
"Of course my dear~ It'll be grand~!" She smiled and looked to Dean, "Now I want you to come over here so I can make matching suits! I want them to be amazing!" She smiled and Dean sighed going over and standing next to Castiel. Oh yeah they'll find Rainbow Dash in no time.