The Bureau: Wretched Machines

“Right some wrongs? Like what?” the foals asked.

“Just follow me,” instructed Rainbow Dash.

The foals climbed from the cart and started to follow Dash. She walked back to Soarin and Frostbite, who were patiently waiting. “Ready?” asked Frostbite.

“Yup. Let’s go.”

They headed towards the factory. It was hard to miss, what with the large waterfall of rainbows coming out of a large grate in the side of the factory. The main entrance was located behind the waterfall. Two armed guards were at either side of the door. “I’ll take care of this,” Rainbow said. “Just follow my lead.” She headed towards the door. “Halt!” one guard commanded, raising his weapon. He was purple with a black mane. His cutie mark was of a stop sign. “Who goes there? State your business.”

“Shut the fuck up, or I’ll have your job.”

“Did you just talk to me like that? I will-“

“You’ll what, you’ll stop me? Lower your gun. Do you even know who I am?”

He studied her closely. “Oh! Miss Rainbow Dash…I…uh…I’m…didn’t recognize you there…”

“Yeah, because I’m so hard to miss. Anyways, these two stallions are new. They’re with me. These three foals almost escaped, but we got them. Now let me through.”

“Right. Jones!” He called to his partner, who had dozed off. “Jones, wake the fuck up! Miss Rainbow Dash is here!”

“Rainbow Dash? Oh, yeah…right there…that…whoa! That feels really good, Dashie…yes…”

“JONES! GET THE FUCK UP!”

“What do you-oh! Miss Rainbow Dash! I was, uh…”

“Having a wet dream about me, apparently,” snarled Dash. She was actually pretty good at this jerk leader thing.

“Oh. I…um…I…” His white cheeks turned redder than his mane.

The first guard got very close into Jones’ face. “Open up the fucking door. NOW.”

“Okay, okay.” He pulled out a key ring from his pocket. Attached to said key ring were a few keys, of course. He took a small bronze key and inserted it into the door. He turned and there was a satisfying click. The door opened. “There you go, Miss Rainbow Dash…”

She walked up to him and whispered into his ear. “Why don’t you go find us a place to…talk?” she said seductively. She had a plan to get rid of these two. “I’ll catch up to you later.”

He smiled. “Yeah! Sure! How about…Storage B5? Just head down the hallway and take a right. I’ll be waiting.”

She smiled and lightly bit his ear. “I’m sure you will be…Jones…” Her voice sent shivers down his spine. He turned and trotted down the dimly light hallway, a newfound spring in his step.

“Miss Rainbow Dash?”

Dash turned, raised her weapon, and fired two shots into his skull faster than you could say “surprise”. Blood and brains splattered on the white wall behind him and seeped into the cloud floor, staining it red. “Let’s move. Frostbite, take his gun. He should also have a silencer,” she instructed. Soarin, Frostbite, and the foals followed her down the hallway. “Before we head any further, I need to make something clear. There is an exact copy of me roaming these hallways. Just ask if it’s me, and I’ll say…um…I’ll say ‘jumping horsefeathers’. That’s the magic phrase. Got it?”

Her party nodded in approval. “Good. Let’s go.”

She had a few things to take care of in Storage B5.

Dash turned a right corner and saw Jones standing outside. “Oh, hey, Miss Rainbow Dash. Ready?”

“I sure am,” she said, blasting two rounds into his misled and hopeful head. “Soarin, take his gun and silencer.”

“Dash?” he said.

“Yeah, Soarin? What’s u-“

Before she could finish, he kissed her. Their lips caught, and Rainbow Dash felt warmth go through her body. Her eyes were wide at first, but she settled into it and returned the kiss with a passion she had never felt before.

“…I love you,” he finished.

“I…I…” she stammered. “I…I love you to, Soarin.”

Frostbite cut in, his voice impatient. “Great! You can fuck when we get back home. We have bigger priorities, guys.”

Rainbow Dash blushed. “Right…”

“Let’s go, then.”

Frostbite led them down a corridor. There was a three-way intersection where they were standing. “I say we go forward and find the comms center and sent out an alert to all personnel to report to Processing. We do the same for the overseer and his cabinet.”

“Sounds good to-“ Soarin started, but a gust of wind and a blue blur took him by surprise. “Huh. Took me by surprise. Anyways, I like that plan.”

“That’s not all that blur took!” Rainbow said.

“What do you mean?”

“Where the hell did the foals go?”