Pinkie Pie's Pleasure Palace.

by SkyStorm

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Pinkie Pie, Sex, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Length: 4158

Pinkie clones. Hundreds of Pinkie clones. All waiting and wanting to help you fulfil all you desires...for a price.

(Try saying that five times fast.)
It's another one shot.

This is about Twilight visiting Pinkie's house to find that she has been keeping clones of herself, in order to have sex with other ponies (as well as herself). After a little talk, Twilight is just curious about the price...and just what one of the clones can do...

Published 2013-08-02 21:20:01 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-02 21:20:01 UTC

A modest price.

It was a lazy Summer afternoon in Ponyville; everypony was outside enjoying the last few hours of sunlight. All apart from one pony, Twilight; she was cooped up in her library as usual. Reading through books about old legends and old mares' tales. Ordinarily, there would be some kind of disaster that she and her friends would have to save Ponyville from, but not today. Or yesterday, or the day before that.

Twilight lifted her muzzle from between the pages her book.
"Spike. Spiiiike" she called out. The distance sound of claws tapping against wood could be heard getting closer.
"Yeah?" spike replied, reaching the top of the stairs and sliding to a stop.
"Is it...quiet around here?" Twilight asked, closing the book and levitating it onto her bedside table.
"What do you mean Twilight?" Spike said, cocking an eyebrow.
"I mean, does it seem like it's been forever since something happened. I haven't sent a letter to princess Celestia in a couple of days." Twilight sighed. She raised herself up and onto all fours.
"Well, now that you mention it, it has been really quite the last couple of days." Spike concurred, scratching the side of his head.
"Discord?" he added,
"Fluttershy reformed him remember." Twilight dismissed.

"Maybe you should go check on a few of your friends?" Spike suggested.
"Maybe." Twilight nodded.
"C'mon Twilight, it's a beautiful summers afternoon, it would be a shame to spend it indoors." Spike insisted.
"You're right Spike." Twilight smiled, picking him with her magic.
"Hey! Wh-what are you doing?"Spike stammered,
"Aren't you coming with me?" Twilight asked,
"Someone as to clean this mess up..." Spike sigh, pointing towards the piles of book Twilight had spent the night reading. Twilight released her magic causing Spike to fall to the ground on top of a pile of books.

Twilight used her teleportation spell to transport her to the top of her stairs.
"Ok, see you later Spike." Twilight called out, beginning to make her way down the stairs.
"Byyye!" he called out, collecting up the book beneath his arm.

As Twilight walked down the stairs she began think of the things she would possible to take with her. Books, scrolls, quills. Her thoughts were quickly dash when she reached the bottom of the stairs.
"I'm only going to visit my friends, I don't need to take anything. Maybe just a couple of bits in-case I get hungry." She said to herself. She trotted towards the door, grabbing a small pouch of bits as she passed, and used her magic to open it, stepping outside to be greeted by a cool breeze. The sun was hung up in the sky, high enough for it to be hot but not unbearable. The occasional cloud rolled past, temporarily blocking it out, providing much needed shade.

"Right, who shall I visit first?" Twilight asked herself as she scanned around looking for who house was closest. Her eyes fell first upon Sugar Cube corner, when she could see several mares and stallions entering and leaving.
"Pinkie's it is then." she sighed to herself. She then began trotting in the direction of Sugar Cube corner using her magic to close the door behind herself. She trotted past the varies shops and stalls all still pack with patrons. Many ponies were sitting outside to try and cool down.

At the entrance to Sugar Cube corner, Twilight could see that it was pack. There wasn't a single available seat.
"Warm weather must be really good for business." Twilight stated to herself, causing a few ponies to turn at look at her. She hurried inside, hoping to not draw more attention to herself. The shop was a roar of ponies chatting,laughing and eating. Mrs. Cake was running the cash register. Twilight squeezed her way between the ponies towards the register, apologizing as she went.

"Why hello Twilight dear." Mrs. Cake exclaimed over the other ponies.
"Hello Mrs. Cake, do you know where Pinkie is?" Twilight yelled.
"Oh, you came here for that? I didn't you were that kind of mare. She downstairs. Just through the kitchen." Mrs. Cake explained, pointing towards the door frame.
"I'm what kind of mare?" Twilight tried to ask, but before Mrs. Cake could replied sever pones came up to the register wanting to order. Twilight sighed, and began again to squeeze between ponies; making her way towards the kitchen, apologizing as she went.

Twilight fell through the door frame and was hit with the thick smell of different baking ingredients,
"Celestia, that was crazy." She stated to herself, picking herself up and duster herself down. She looked up to see Mr. Cake dashing around the kitchen. He didn't pay her much attention, so she looked around looking for something to let her downstairs. She couldn't see anything,
"err, Mr. Cake?" She called out, with no response, he was preoccupied with stirring cake mix inside a rather large mixing bowl.
"Mr. Cake?" She called out louder, this time grabbing his attention as he turn away from the bowl.
"Hello Twilight dear, have you come to help?" He asked, wiping the sweat from his forehead
"Not today Mr. Cake, do you know where Pinkie is?" Twilight asked. Mr. Cake said nothing, and instead pointed towards a trap door behind several large bags of flour.
"Thanks" She smiled, beginning to trot over to the trap door. Mr. Cake just continued baking. Twilight lifted the latch with her magic, revealing a set of wooden ladders that descended into the basement. She began descending the ladder, using her magic to close the latch behind herself.

She descended the ladders, using her magic as a light so she doesn't slip. At the bottom, Twilight couldn't see anything. Even the light from her horn did nothing. With a little concentration, she closed her eyes, and a ball of light emerged from her horn and began following her. This illuminated the area, allowing her to see where she was going. She began idly scanned the room, looking for some kind of indication to where Pinkie is. She couldn't see anything, but she could her some faint sounds coming from behind a nearby bolder,
"Hello? Is somepony there?" She called out nervously. There was no response. She began to slowly walk across the dirt floor towards the source of the noise. The sounds grew closer with ever step.

She stopped just behind the bolder, trying to peer over the top to try and see who it was, but it was too high. Twilight lent out from behind the bolder to see Pinkie knelt down behind another mare,
"Pinkie?" Twilight called out, squinting her eyes to try and make sure it was her. Pinkie head spun around accompany by a long, clear trail streaming down from her mouth.
"Oh, hey Twilight! Sorry, but I'm not the real Pinkie, she's through there." Pinkie said, extending her hoof up and pointing towards a dimly light wooden door. She then turned her head back around to the mare.

"What do you mean you're not the real Pinkie?" Twilight asked, emerging from around the corner to see what Pinkie was up too. As she came from behind the bolder she could clearly see what she was doing. Pinkie was knelt behind another mare, her head bobbing back and forth, licking her pussy. She immediately turned away, blushing heavily.
"Pinkie! What in Celestia's name are you doing?" Twilight yelled, scratching her mane to hide her face.
"H-hey. S-she said she was-oh yeah, just there-she said it wasn't her." The mare Pinkie was working over stammered between Pinkies head bobs.

Twilight turned towards the wooden door and began to walk towards it, trying to avoid looking back. She pushed the door open to a well light room. She dispelled her ball of light and continued inside, closing the door behind her. She trotted towards the center of the room, looking around for her friend. There was no obvious sign of where she was, but the was a rather out of place wooden desk towards the back of the room. Suspicious, Twilight cautiously made her way towards the desk. It was bare, all apart from a single bell in the center as well as a sign saying 'Ring for service.'

Twilight raised her hoof up towards the bell, looking around one more time, and then rang the bell. The ring echoed through-out the room. Twilight turned around for some indication of what she had just done,
"Hi! Welcome to Pinkie's Pleasure Palace! How may we pleasure you today?" Pinkie stated from behind the desk, both her eyes closed.
"Ahhhh!" Twilight screamed, jumping back in surprise, "Pinkie, you scared the hay out of me."
"Twilight? I didn't expect you to be here" Pinkie said, leaning over the desk.

"What are you doing down here Pinkie?" Twilight asked,
"I run this place, so I have to be down here." Pinkie said very mater of factly.
"What do you mean 'run' this place'?" Twilight said,
"This is Pinkie's Pleasure Palace! So duh, oh course it's going to be run by me." Pinkie responded.
"Pinkie. Why was there another you outside?" Twilight asked, cocking an eyebrow.
"Oh...errm..." Pinkie stammered.
"I thought we got rid of them all." Twilight added.
"We did. I just made some more." Pinkie smiled,
"Why?" Twilight said,
"Because I can't have sex with everypony-duh." Pinkie said calmly. "Or can I..." Pinkie said beginning to stroke underneath her muzzle and smiling.

Twilight looked down towards the ground,
"Sex? You're having...sex?" Twilight stammered,
"Oh, I don't have sex. The Pinkie clones do." Pinkie smiled.
"Pinkie clones? Oh no don't tell me you're keeping clones of yourself just so they can have sex with ponies are you?" Twilight asked, biting her bottom lip slightly.
"Not just with other ponies. I get lonely sometimes..." Pinkie winked. Twilight blushed, and began scratching her mane again to try and avoid eye contact.
"D-do you charge for this something like this?" Twilight asked, looking anywhere but not at Pinkie.
"Yep. All the bits we get goes towards building homes and food for the homeless." Pinkie replied proudly.
"Wow Pinkie, I'm impressed. That is an incredible honorable thing for you to do." Twilight stated, finally looking at Pinkie.

"Do you want to hire a me, Twilight?" Pinkie asked, Twilight blushed and immediately turned away.
"I-err..." Twilight stammered before being cut off,
"It's OK Twilight, I've hired me's to most of our friends" Pinkie said, trying to look at Twilight eyes.
"Wait, What?" Twilight yelled, quickly spinning her head around to meet Pinkies glance.
"Oh yeah, most of the ponies you know have hired a me." Pinkie nodded. Twilight looked away from a brief second and turned back to her gaze.
"H-how much?" Twilight stammered, biting her bottom lip slightly.
"Just as much as you wish to donate." Pinkie smiled reaching underneath the desk and retrieving a plastic bucket labeled 'Donations.'

Twilight retried the small bag of bit's she had taken earlier and emptied it nervously into the bucket.
"Thank you, I'm sure your donation will save someponies life." Pinkie said over the sound of the bit's clinking against each other. As the last bit fell into the bucket, Pinkie returned the bucket to it's position underneath the desk. "Follow me Twilight." Pinkie added, turning around and beginning towards a door that had been obscured to Twilight by Pinkie. Twilight made her way around the desk and began following Pinkie. She stopped outside the door that Pinkie had entered and looked inside, it was slightly darker that the main room, the walls were painted with a seductive red and the floor was covered with a red carpeted that led down the corridor.

"Come on Twilight, there's no need to be nervous." Pinkie said appearing from between a set of stone posts. Twilight glanced around and began towards Pinkie. The two continued down the corridor, Twilight constantly looking around to see if somepony had seen here. The two stopped at one of the many rooms along the corridor,
"Room 145." Pinkie stated, "Enjoy yourself Twilight." Pinkie added, beginning back down the corridor.
"Wait Pinkie aren't you going to..." Twilight trailed off as Pinkie hopped quickly down the corridor. Twilight took a deep breath and place her hoof against the door knob and slowly creaked it open.

The room was similar to the corridor with the red painted walls and carpet, but there was a large double bed in the center of the room. Pinkie popped out from behind the door frame and pull Twilight inside.
"What the- Pinkie. What the hay are you doing?" Twilight yelled as she slid across the floor.
"Oh, I'm not Pinkie, I'm Pinkie clone number 145." he Pinkie stated. "I thought all of our customers knew the had sex with a clone. Unless you a new costumer." The clone argued with herself.
"Y-yeah. I am a new costumer." Twilight said, her breather becoming labored.
"Relax Twilight, I'm sure make you enjoy your stay." Pinkie said smiling suggestively and beginning to walk towards Twilight.

Pinkie stood over Twilight, she turned her over, making Twilight lie on her back. Her full body was exposed, Twilight instinctively hid her privets with her tail. The Pinkie clone leaned in and licked the side of Twilight's neck.
"What are you-" Twilight tried to speak but was cut off by Pinkie leaning over and kissing her lips leaving a clear trail of the twos saliva bridged between there mouths, she blushed heavily, but the Pinkie clone just smiled. The clone licked the side of her neck again, this down going down towards her chest. Twilight's body shuddered in anticipation.

Pinkie began licking from left to right across Twilight's chest, slowly inching her way down.She continued to make her way down, brushing her tail to one side, tickling her pussy a little, causing her hind legs to twitch. Pinkie stopped a few inches above her pussy. She dragged her tongue across her body and stopped in the center of her body.The clone glanced up, Twilight was biting he lower lip hard and holding her eyes shut. Pinkie smiled and pulled her muzzle down and her tongue down and across her entire pussy.

Twilight let out a loud exhale and inhale, Pinkie licked her top lip,
"Mmmm delicious..."Pinkie whispered. Pinkie lowered her muzzle back towards Twilight's pussy, breathing hot air against it, she extended her tongue out, then starting at the bottom she began slowly licking the base of her pussy. With each lap of her tongue Twilight's breathing became faster, letting out little moans each time her tongue left her pussy. Pinkie slowly began raising her muzzle towards the center of her pussy,beginning to lap from side to side. Twilight tensed her hind legs, wrapping Pinkie between her legs. Pinkie Stopped her tongue in the middle of her pussy and pushed it as deep into her pussy as she could. Twilight's body writhed in pleasure, reached down with her free hooves placing them on Pinkies head, holding her in place.

Pinkie lashed her tongue from side to side inside her pussy, making Twilight grip more intense and her moans louder and more intense. Pinkie struggled to move her head up along Twilight's pussy, beginning to rub her clitoris with her muzzle.
"O-o-oh P-P-Pin-kie!" Twilight stammered between moans. Pinkie began rubbing her muzzle quickly from side to side, her tongue following. Twilight's body contracted, Pinkie opened her mouth ready, Twilight ejaculated hard over Pinkie's face, half inside her mouth and half covering the left side of her face. Twilight body fell limply across the ground, panting heavily. Pinkie slowly stood up and walked over to Twilight head, her face and mouth dripping with her ejaculate. Pinkie leaned in and kissed the open mouth of the panting Twilight, filling her mouth with a mix of her saliva and her ejaculate.

The two mixed and crossed tongues before Pinkie pulled her mouth away. Pinkie closed her mouth and swallowed hard, she then stuck her tongue out showing a complete empty mouth.
"You ARE delicious." Pinkie said, attempting to try and lick the rest of the fluid off her face. Twilight opened her eyes slightly,
"Is...is that...is?" Twilight panted,
"Of course not...you still haven't done me yet." Pinkie stated, hopping up onto the bed.
"Wh-what?" Twilight asked, slowly making her way to her hooves.
"Well, I've done you, so you have to do me." Pinkie said, wiping some of the fluid dripping from her cheek and licking it off.
"But-but I don't know how to do it." Twilight stuttered.
"Just do what-cums naturally." Pinkie said, giggling at her little pun. She rolled towards to edge of the bed letting her tail drop of the edge and she was holding her hind legs in the air, exposing herself.

Twilight took a deep breath as she fully stood up, she couldn't help but stare at the exposed Pinkie. She walked towards the bed, she dropped down onto her hind legs, breathing out onto Pinkies pussy. The warm air caused Pinkies body to shudder, much like she did. She apprehensively leaned towards her pussy, constantly glancing upwards Pinkie to ensure she was doing it right. She opened her mouth slightly revealing a small section of her tongue, she slowly pressed her tongue against her pussy. Pinkie let out a high pitch eep.

Twilight pulled her tongue away,
"I'm sorry, I told you I can't do this." Twilight exclaimed, holding her head in her hooves.
"No, it means i'm enjoying it, don't stop." Pinkie assured. Twilight smiled, and leaned back towards her pussy, exposing fully her tongue. Twilight pressed her tongue against her pussy and licked upwards, trying to emulated what Pinkie had done to her. She lapped her tongue from left to right and began to get into a rhythm. Pinkie tensed her hind legs, wrapping them around Twilight's head. This pushed her muzzle against her pussy, Pinkie's body jump backwards with pleasure so she tensed her legs again.

Pinkie was bouncing Twilight's muzzle and tongue against her pussy, giggling loudly. Twilight shifted her head upwards and as Pinkie tensed it forced Twilight's tongue deep inside her. The blood rushed to Pinkies head, causing her to hold her tensed position. Twilight saw this as an opportunity to try emulate Pinkie again by moving her tongue. She slid her tongue from left to right, unintentionally rubbing her muzzle against her clitoris. Pinkie fell back against the bed, biting one one her hooves.
"Fire the party cannon!" Pinkie yelled, darting up.
"Huh?" Twilight attempted to say but before she could finish Pinkie ejaculated inside her mouth. This caught Twilight by surprise, the fluid entered her mouth; so she instinctively coughed it out onto her chest. Pinkie's relaxed her hind legs, releasing Twilight's head. Twilight flopped to the ground, her mouth still open and dripping, panting lightly.

Her eyes widen as she stopped a large, opened box filled with varying sizes of phallic shaped objects. Her mind raced as she thought of all the things her and Pinkie could do with them.
"Errr...Pinkie, did you know about these?" Twilight asked pulling the box from underneath the bed with her her magic. Pinkie raised her head to get a better view,
"Oh yeah. There are the toys we use sometimes." Pinkie said, allowing her head to slump back against the bed.

Twilight's eyes didn't leave the largest one of the set. It was approximately 1.5 hooves and 6 hooves tall according to Twilight's estimations. She reached over, plucking it from it's velvet lined case, the smell of fresh plastic filled the air around her.
"Unused." Twilight pointed out, "I thought you said you use this toys sometimes Pinkie?" She added.
"Yeah, we do, just not the largest one. No-pony can take it." Pinkie stated, pulling herself upright. "Why? You don't think you could, do you?" Pinkie asked, tilting her head to one side. Twilight turned and met Pinkies gaze, she then lifted the dildo up to eye level and smirked.

She raised herself up onto all fours and placed the dildo down on the ground and positioned herself above it.
"Wait!" Pinkie yelled, diving to the ground next to the toy.
"What?" Twilight asked,
"I think it needs some lubrication first." Pinkie added. She raised her muzzle up to the tip of the toy and slowly ran her tongue down it. The taste of plastic overpowered the earlier taste of Twilight's pussy. Twilight watch as Pinkie slowly worked over the toy, slowly covering each inches with her saliva. She couldn't help but fantasies about doing that to a real stallion. She reached her hoof across her under section towards her pussy. She began rubbing her pussy, dripping her own fluids down onto both the toy and into Pinkies mane.

Twilight couldn't contain herself as Pinkie placed the tip of the dildo in her mouth and began bobbing up and down. She used her magic to grab one of the smaller toys and began grinding it against the outside oh her pussy. She edged the dildo inside herself, exhaling deeply. Pinkie looked up to see Twilight pleasuring herself,
"Hey, that's why I'm here for." Pinkie hissed. Twilight snapped out her daydream, and noticed what she was doing. She released her spell and the dildo rolled across the floor and stopped against Pinkies right hind leg.

"It's ready!" Pinkie smiled, presenting the the newly lubricated dildo. Twilight took a deep breath and began slowly lowering herself onto the dildo. The tip of the dildo caress the outside of the freshly played with pussy, the thorough lubricating Pinkie did left the toy already warm to the touch. She paused for a brief second before inhaling then exhaling deeply as she began to inch her way down the thing.

Pinkie bit her bottom lip, Twilight plot was lowering down in front of her face and she was dripping all over the floor. She grabbed the toy that Twilight dropped and began rubbing it against the the outside of herself, in one single direction. Twilight raised herself up a little before continuing to inch downwards. Her juices was still dripping from on her plot and were still landing in Pinkies mane. A drop landed on Pinkie's forehead causing her to look up to the source. Pinkie smiled and extended her head up towards the only remained exposed piece of Twilight's pussy, her clitoris. She extended her tongue out and began batting it up and down, Twilight stopped dead in her tracks with one loud moan.

This was followed quickly by Pinkie pushing her toy deep into herself, she shut both her eyes through the intensity of the pleasure, but continued to lick. Twilight inched her head around to see Pinkie pleasuring herself with the toy she had been using, her horn glowed as she took control of the toy and began pressing the toy into her deeper. Pinkie re-payed this by grabbing the sides's of both of her plot with her newly freed hand and beginning to bob it up and down.

The two's speed intensified as they could feel themselves drawing close,
"P-P-pinkie. I'm g-gunna..." Twilight stammered, through her intense panting.
"M-Me too." Pinkie gasped, tensing all her muscles. Her body contracted as Twilight's magic pushed the dildo in one final time, send her juice out and all over floor. Pinkie fell limply against the ground, releasing Twilight's plot. Twilight magic was now free to assist her with the big toy.

The thing glowed with a magenta aura, and a slight buzzing noise began coming from it. It didn't take long for Twilight to finish, her ejaculate dripped down the dildo, collecting together in a large pool. She slowly raised herself up and off the toy, and walked over to the heavily panting Pinkie. She crouched down and retrieved the dildo from her pussy, followed by a trail of her juices and cum. Twilight placed the toy half way inside her mouth and sucked the cum off of it.
"Mmmm delicious..." She smiled, and with one hard gulp, the load was gone.

The door swung open, and Pinkie glanced from around the door frame.
"You guys done in here?" Pinkie asked,
"Yeah, we're done." The Twilight replied turning her head around to see the door open and, to the horror, her brother was standing at the door frame.
"Shining!" Twilight yelled, dropping the dildo.
"Twilly?!" Shining yelled,
"Pinkie!"Pinkie yelled,
"Pinkie" The two yelled in unison.
"What are you doing here?! You're married!" Twilight responded. The two of them stare at each other for a couple of seconds.
"I wont tell your friends if you don't tell my wife. Deal?" Shining asked nervously, Twilight looked over to the panting Pinkie clone and several used toys,
"...Deal." Twilight agreed.

Author's Note

I just wanted a funny ending ok.

I hope you enjoy reading it, as always feel free to point out any mistakes I have made.