Freaks Like Pinkie Need Company
A/N:I do not own MLP or Spider-Man:Turn Off the Dark. Constructive criticisms are welcome!
Rarity woke up, bright light filtering through her eyes. As her eyes adjusted she looked around and saw three other gagged ponies and one dragon sitting next to her. Rarity lit up her horn, shakily investigating the room she was in. It was covered in sleek, polished metal with bright lights shining into her eyes. Most disturbingly, there was an operating table with many surgical instruments upon it. Rarity's breath quickened, fear for her life and the other ponies' lives rising up. Rarity attempted to scream but in her drowsy state she had forgotten she was wearing a gag. Rarity felt tears start to well in her eyes but could before she could start crying, she saw a something that gave her hope. The plaque on the door, polished to perfection as usual, read "Dr. Twilight". The door suddenly opened and a silhouette stepped through, small twitches accompanying it's every move. Rarity broke into tears as the figure removed her gag with some magic. "Oh Twilight, Thank goodness! Some ruffians must have captured us and attempted to hide us in your lab" Rarity waited a good minute while the figure seemed to digest what she had said. "Uh Twilight? You are there, right?" Rarity said nervously. Rarity quickly wished the figure had stayed quiet.
"Oh no, Twilight was weak, pathetic but I can take a message for her, right?" the figure said in a voice not unlike an out-of-key flute.
Rarity shivered before asking again "Twilight?Are you alright"
Suddenly the figure broke into sobs that shook her body like a leaf in the wind. Rarity realized with horror that this thing was laughing. It broke into complete madness as it raised it's head high, laughing loudly. When it finally stopped, she took a breath before answering "Yes, Twilight is alright."
Twilight felt great! Ever since she had experimented with dark magic she had felt everything become so clear! So what if she ended up looking like like a reject from the circus?She saw Celestia and Luna stand next to her and she knew what she as doing was right! Magic enveloped the terrified Rarity and gagged her again. Twilight didn't want any interruptions.
"If your looking for a night out on the town you just found me" Twilight sang, stepping towards Rarity as she did.
"Freak like me needs company" Celestia and Luna sang as they appraised Twilight.
I'm a dark magic tragedy" Twilight said while attempting to come up with a better name than Twilight, one more deserving of her new body.
"Freak like me needs company" Cadence had joined her aunts in backing Twilight.
"I'm rolling in the pink,the pink but I'm unique" The idea came to Twilight like a thunderbolt
"A Freak!" Twilight finally showed her real body to Rarity, stepping into the light and practically hitting the fashionista in the face. Even through the magical gag, Rarity nearly screamed when she saw what had happened to Twilight. Twilight was now a neon pink with a mane that looked electrocuted. Twilight laughed at Rarity's reaction, the hard laughs echoing through the empty halls. "There is no Twilight, only Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie said, leaping around like a school filly on the first day of winter. Pinkie let her magic drop Rarity and the others in a hole, their screams echoing all the way down. Pinkie chuckled to herself "Six foals go in, six beautiful mutants come out".
Pinkie's hallucinations had gone up the wall, now all of Canterlot was there, cheering her on. Pinkie obliged.
"All the wierdos from here to Chile
are here right now in this great city" royalty sang while Pinkie's prisoners screamed.
"All the brazen colts and fillies
dressed to kill, without pity" the cutie mark crusaders sang, watching the transformation chamber do it's work.
"All the wierdos from out of town
and all the freaks, always around" the hallucinations bellowed as they circled Pinkie, demanding that she do more.
"All the wierdos in the world
are here in this city tonight
here in this city tonight" Pinkie finished
"Now I think I hear, my new friends getting ready so let me present the Sinister Six!" Pinkie yelled before opening the transformation chamber. "We got a pony made entirely out of mutated parasprites, gives me a buzz thinking about it, Swarm!" Pinkie introduced the new creature while giggling at her own joke. Parasprites had been shrunken down to the size of mosquitoes and were shimmering in a somewhat equine shape. "He is one hot-hearted killer, Draco!" Pinkie yelped, barely getting out of the way of a massive paw. Spike roared and spat flame, his adult form finally returned. "Hey everypony, how about an equine lightning bolt? You want her, you got her, Electro! Pinkie said, puffing her chest out slightly with pride. Rainbow Dash zoomed forward, electricity shimmering around her before snorting a thunder cloud. "This next one loves to keep an eye on things, maybe a little too much. Eyequine!" Pinkie said, briefly thinking about an appropriate name. Fluttershy staggered out groaning in pain with every step because of the eyes on her hooves being mashed. "Applejack used to look for a nice crop, now she can really whip you. Guardener!" Pinkie stumbled having problems with the name. Applejack stepped forward on huge vines that whipped at the air periodically. "Finally, the rarest gem, Tom!" Pinkie said barely finishing before falling over in tears at her own humor. Rarity stomped out, her body covered in precious stones and metals, glinting in the lab's light. Pinkie got up for just long enough to invite her new friends to join. "All together now!"
"All the wierdos from here to Chile
Are her right now in this great city
All the brazen colts and fillies
Peacocks posers, show no pity
All the wierdos from out of town
And all the freaks, always around
All the wierdos in the world
Are here in this city tonight
Here in this city tonight!"
A/N: Tell me of any grammatical errors and what you think. Hope you enjoyed!
