This is why I never trust a unicorn

by a new brony

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Human
Length: 2643

A short simple clop fic featuring a human named Conner and a futa pony named Merry Jingles.

A failed experiment sends a very special mare, with some extra danggley bits, to earth. The spell had some interesting side effects, ending in that the human that finds her joins her in some carnal activities.

Okay this is my first Clop fic , it's simple and carnal and kinda messy, so be brutal. It was based off a RP i had some time ago. unfortunately i could not track the second writer down and credit him properly.
I have no idea if a human pony relationship like this has been done before, and I have no idea if this is any good, I wrote in and put it up here, and that is the end of it.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-01 01:30:02 UTC

New experiences

“Are you sure this is safe Port?” The red and green earth pony mare with a few additions questioned unsure of this whole situation.

“Don't worry your pretty little head about it, uncle Teleport got this all under control.”  The blue and white unicorn boasted tapping her lightly on the head, as hes muttered something about being older than him.

“But what if something goes wrong?” She chipped looking a bit worried.

“Calm down Merry, the spell is designed so that is something goes wrong it recasts it self and teleports you back here within three days.” He explains as he looks over some notes and old books.

“But...” She lets out a loud sigh. “You know what, let's just get this over with.”  She declares in defeat as she rubs the bridge of her nose.

“Okay, long range teleportation spell, subject one, Merry Jingles, earth pony other, test one.” He lowered his head and his horn began to glow a light blue, he let the spell grow in power for a few seconds before he let it go. The last thing she saw a beam of whit shoot from his horn and in to her. After that everything went black.

She woke up in the middle of a field, unclear of what happened, all she right there and then was that her lower parts were more than a bit moist, and her extras standing on end.

She rubbed her eyes, having trouble adjusting to the light, all she could make out was a bipedal figure in front of her, as your sight returned you could make out that is bore a distinct expression of shock.

“Hello?” The brown mare said before she realized what she was laying eagle spread right in front of him, or at least she though it looked like a him. Something long and dark obscuring part of him.

She scrambled back and got to her hoofs unsure what to do she tried to hide her addition the best she could.

“I'm really sorry pleas don't be offended.” She pleaded.

The human standing in front of her stepped back a little, his shocked impression still plastered on his face.

“Y-you can talk...” He blurted out.

She took a step back herself, her appendage making it difficult, unsure of what in tartarus this thing was.

“Um, a-am I not suppose to, what are you by the way? I have never seen anything like you in Equestria.” She asked cautiously, as she looked over the humans body, a few more times that she'd like to admit.

“I'm uh... I'm a human, ponies here don't speak English or any language at that... What's your name?” His expression turned to one of curiosity.

“Um, I'm Merry Jingles, Where am I?” The irony of her name and the breeze that was coming form behind, made its way to the front of her mind, tugging a bit on her mouth.

“You're in Ohio, in the United States of America... I'm Connor.” He said as he took a few steps and reached out a hand, closing the gap between them.

“United States of America... I have never heard of that place before, remind me kick Teleport in the head when i get home...” She said remembering the fail safe.

“Did I see that you had a umm.... you know...” He stammered a blush working its way to his face.

“Ah... eh... heh... yeah that's just me, I was born with a genetic defect, gave me two pairs of genitalia, sorry you had to see that” She rubbed the back of her neck.

“It looked like you needed....A release...” He looks away for a moment, his blush intensifying.

“Heh it would be difficult walking around like this” She started to blush a bit, her own eyes trailing to the ground.

He looks back at her, and walks a bit closer.

“I-I can help with it...”

Silence.

“O-oh! U-um no n-need, i can do it myself” Her blush increasing, nearing tomato red, that took her somewhat of guard. She tries her best to conceal a tiny devilish smile but she only ends up biting her lower lip.

He puts his hand under her chin and lifts her head up a bit.

“Are you sure? I think you want me to help you...”

“I-I mean I don't even know you a-and we're not even the same species a-and... who am i fooling, comer here!” She abandons all shreds of decency and engage him an a deep lustful kiss.

He's taken by surprise by the sudden kiss, but then closes his eyes and relaxes into the it.

She eagerly searched for his tongue as she deepened the kiss. He willingly gave his tongue to the hungry beast that had now invaded his mouth, letting the two wet muscles rub and slide together in perfect harmony. Savoring each others taste.

He pulled away from the kiss, breathing heavily.

“You said your name was Merry right?”

“Y-yes, why?” She pants a lustful look in her eyes.

“Just making sure... So if you have both parts... Have you ever been with stallion who let you use it?

“Stallions rarely tolerate the other bits long enough get the chance to even use my mare parts...” She looked away for a second, her ears folding back.

He turns her head back to him and kisses her quickly before softly whispering.

“Lie on your back...”

She complies with a small squeak, spreading her hind legs, her foot long sloping down, resting on her stomach and lower chest, twitching a bit.

He stares for a minute and blushes as he wraps one hand around her member.

“I-I don't know if I could take you, it's so big.”

“D-don't worry about it.” She whimpers as her foot long becomes harder to his touch, veins pumping and throbbing in his hand.

He places his other hand on her balls and stroke them a little before he begins stroking her whole length with both hands.

“Do you like having this as a part of you Merry?” He said teasingly.

“I-I won't lie, right now i don't mind it as much.” She pants, arcing her back slightly.

He strokes slowly and teasingly as he starts to lick her member from top to bottom.

“Oh!” Her panting intensifies, her rock hard member throbs even more, pre-cum trailing down the side.

With a slow licks, he cleans up the pre-cum as he continues to lick all around, getting her covered with his saliva.

At the very edge of cumming, her sleek body was trembling with bliss, her back was perfectly arced giving him a perfect view, her tongue sticking out the sides a bit.

Just as she was in the braking point he pulled away.

“W-why did you stop?” She asked between her gasps for air.

I don't want you to cum yet... He chuckles as he takes off his pants and gets on his hands and knees, and looks over his shoulder him. “I think you'll enjoy stretching me.”

“Oh you tease.” She moves over to him and pushes him down on the ground with a small thud. She puts the tip of her tongue at the base of his own member and with a slow long motion run it to the very top that was rewarded with a quiet moan.

“This is probably laughable in comparison to yours isn't it?...”

“Even the normal stallion is laughable compared to me.” She chuckles before she engulf his entire specimen in her mouth and started to play around with it with her tongue in her mouth.

He closes his eyes and runs his ringers though her mane as he moans quietly.

With a good hard suck she stopped right at his head licking it with a passion.

“Merry, you can just f-fuck me right here, right now... You don't need to do this...” He moaned, just as he was about to burst, she pulled away.

“Just returning the favor.” She snickered.

“Come on Merry...” He grins and get on his hands and knees again, putting his tight little ass in the air.

She positions herself behind him, letting her big, hard, throbbing member rest between his cheeks ready for insertion at any time.

“Are you ready for me Conner?”

”You're gonna be my first... Just be gentle please.” He bites his lip and braces for breach.

With a devilish grin, Merry trusted her cock in to his tight hole stopping just short of the half way mark, a small trickle of blood ran down her shaft from his stretching hole, with an other push 3/4 of her mighty, throbbing member was gone.

“F-fuck... It hurts.... You're stretching me so much O!” He shuddered at the feeling of almost all her cock being buried in him.

“You'll get used to it.” She pulls back ever so slightly and with an incredible force rammed the rest in there, lifting his legs slightly off the ground, before she rests herself on his back her back legs trembling, soaked with body fluids. Again she pules back ever so slightly and thrusts forward.

“Merry, ram me faster, that felt... surprisingly good... Keep going deep...” He shudders.

She keeps ramming him, adding more and more power to her thrusts and pulling out further and further with each one

He starts moaning louder and louder, as she keeps going deeper and harder. He starts to stroke himself as she fucks him.

“I think I'm gonna cum!” She thrust harder and faster second by second her hind legs dripping with fluids.

He gasps in ecstasy, griping the grass with both hands.

“K-Keep it inside O! I want to be filled with your hot cum!”

“Oh Conner I'm cumming!!” With a final all out thrust she pores nearly a gallon of hot seed in to his hole. It was oozing out the sides and down his legs, as her cock went limp and slides out of him letting large amounts of seed escape his nether hole. She fell on to the grass sweating and panting heavily.

He screamed loudly as she had himself filled with hot cum, spurting his own onto the grass beneath him. He collapsed next to her, panting almost as heavily.

“Christ O, you have quite a load... It feels so nice and warm inside me...”

“I'm not quite done with you yet, you see my other part needs a bit of attention.” She smiled as she moved over and putting her flank in the air showing off her dripping wet hole.

“Mmmm... I might just drown back here.” He joked as he got to his knees and started to lap up the juices that had run down her inner thighs working his way closer to his goal, inhaling her sent as he went.

“Oh... Keep going~” Marry moaned as she lowered her front part and pushed her rear end higher.

As he neared the source of her delicious fluids, he gave her clit the tiniest little lick, sending shivers through her body. He started to work the surrounding area indulging in the sweet nectar that had accumulated there, making sure never to get to close to the source.

“A-ah p-pleas... ah! Keep going.” She gasped now resting her head on the grass her sweaty fur glistening in the sun, her entire body shivering form pleasure.

Figuring she have had enough he, with a long powerful lick form clit to top dove in, filling his system with her husk with every breath. Blood starting to pump back to his member.

“Y-you're s-so agile.” Barely able to form sentence, her tongue was sticking out her mouth and she was drooling.

With long powerful licks her theses her clit with every pass letting her sent drive him, with a small suck on her cherry he buried his face in her plot hole, wiggling his long slimy muscle deep inside her in indescribable ways.

“Oh~ P-pleas I-I n-need you, pleas fuck me!” She pleaded.

“With pleasure.” He smiled as he stood up letting his cock rub against her vagina soaking it in her juices, before he started to run the tip up and down her overflowing hole teasing her to her wits end.

“Just put it in damn it...” She gasped fighting off the urge to jump him and ride him in to next week.

“Here you go.” He said before he speared her, well not as much speared as barely penetrating her before he was sucked balls deep by her hungry hole, locking him in place.

“A-ah!” Again she was left incoherent, moaning, gasping and panting, she pushed up against him, slowly easing up.

He tried to pull back from the steel grip she was holding him in, before ramming her.

“F-faster.” She manages to mutter, her steel grip fading making it easier for him to move.

And by Luna he did he move, with quick powerful thrusts he rode her flank like there was no tomorrow, using his hands to slam that piece of plot even harder on his dick.

With every thrust her mind filled more and more with a sex driven haze, as she added her own momentum to the dance, bringing her closer and closer to climax.

“M-Merry I-I think I-I'm gonna- I'm gonna...” He utters as he fucks her, every push lifting her hoofs ever so slightly of the ground.

“C-Conner~” She was arcing her back in pleasure putting her plot as high in the air as it would go. She moaned higher and higher as every slam got her closer and closer, and with a final powerful thrust she was sent over the edge, powerful orgasm spasms quaking all through her body.

With this final slam and her twitching vagina made him unload a second time that day pumping her full of hot cum. They both slump down wordlessly their bodies soaked with sweat and other fluids, glistening in the sun.

Conner closes his eyes and smiles.

“You sure are a pretty mare O... Have you ever been with another mare before if you don't mind me asking?” He said as he rolled over to his side facing her.

“First on to truly show me kindness was a mare... but she's gone now...” She closed her eyes.

“What do mean gone? She left you?” He asked a bit concerned

“Not exactly. You see there is hardly any crime in Equestria as a whole, but it still existed, let's just say that I was the only one alive after we ran in to trouble, they had to scoop the thugs off the walls and streets with shovels and mops. And she bled out in my hoofs as the ambulance arrived.” She explained as she gazed up in to the sky, with a sad expression on her face.

“Jeez... Do you want to talk about her? Or should we let the past remain in the past?”

”it's okay, i have so many good memories of her, and she wouldn't want me to dwell on the past, i plan on honoring her memory.” A small tear ran down her cheek, as she smiled in remembrance.

He gently wipes the tear away and kissed her on the cheek.

“Merry, you're so beautiful in the sunlight...”

“Thanks, Conner your so nice to me, it means a lot.” She scoots closer and snuggles up to him.

“So do you want to come back to my house? I live all alone, we're in the middle of nowhere right now.”

“Sure I think we might need a bath.” She chuckled, with a seductive look in her eyes.

He smiles and stands up, cum leaking out of his hole and down his leg.

“Fuck O, you really stretched me...”

“You're gonna be walking funny for a while...” She to stood up warm cum leaking from a similar place running down her own leg.