Friendshit is magic

by crash flash

Rating: mature
Tags: Dark, Alternate Universe, Comedy, Random
Length: 575

Made by three people, Me, this guy, and this wonderful moron

A little STORY on the mane six and background ponies, all whom of which are a taaad differnt.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-07-31 07:54:44 UTC

The day!

The day started earily in the morning, the sun shines bright in the sky as the princess sets it up. Ponies all around wake up to get of there lazy flanks and go work to live, the story takes part in the beloved (Not beloved) town of ponyvile, as every pony wakes up cussin.

"Aww. For buck sakes! I wanna sleep in more!!!" Said the ticked off purple alicorn known as Princess twi, also known as shit for brains, dumbest of all around! She get's up straching her rear end and groans as her wings ake from all the wing boners she had last night.

"Celestia damnit twi! Wake the buck up!" Said the waking up dragon known as spike, using his pointy tail to pick his nose as he sits up. "You gotta go and do another one of those stupid friendshit letters again!"

"It is called friend-SHIP, Dumb shit for brains" A great come back from Twi.

"Oh yeah? At least I know what two plus two equals!" Said the dragon smirking.

"I told you it's fish! Not four!!" Stupidly answerd the dumbass Twi.

     Suddenly a loud bang sounds as Rainbow CRASH, crash's through Twi's window. Rainbow is a horrible flyer and will never make it to the wonderbolts, hay when they were falling out of the sky one day Rainbow almost  got them killed!

"Yoo wazzup my pon fools!" Said the crashed up moron. " I was out flying (Crashing) and I was trying a new trick, it's called WRECK IT CITY!"

"You do know, nevermind I need to go work on that celestia damn letter, For buck sakes my wings hurt!" Said the in pain Twi.

" I'm gonna go stal-er help Rairty!" Said as the dragon leaves with out a sound, except for the nasty fart, peee yew!

     And so the day goes on, the dragon get's mare slaped, the crashing bitch ruins the town yet again, the idiot blew up her home trying to make a spell and the rest who the fuck knows.

Well I guess we will have to fucking find out I guess!

We go and see the Sweet Apple Acres and see that every tree is COVERD in red wripe apples. Sadly the only pony who can buck these trees is out sick, and his lazy lying peice of sack of a sister won't do jack smack!

"Eeyep, this is a fine mighty day to just sit around and be lazy, mah rear end is pounding from last night, boy tooty that rainbow... Makes em stallions run!" She started laughing falling backwards in pig shit. Karma's a bitch.

"Scooootalooo!! Where are you!!!" Shouted a whiny voice of a ugly little dale, known as SWEETIE BELL!!!

"Right above you!" Scoots said as she hovers above sweetie bell, thanks to those private lessons from soarin, Scoot's can now fly like a true pegy.

"Will ya shut up and help me with this friggin board!?" Said the carptener applebloom/

"Yeah yeah yeah" Said the flyin chickin as she grabed the board picking it up and dropping it into a cutter.

Sweetie bell walked off looking for stuff to make her look pretty. Scoots flies off into the sunset. And applebloom fell asleep.

The day ends as everypony is thanking Luna for the night, they have no work. Oh my did I forget to introduse the other ponies like rairty or fluttershy? Well to bad!!!