A Big Sexy Clopfic (Feat. George Zimmerman, a Walrus, Michael Bay, Morgan Freeman, Jesus Christ, and the ghost of Sadam Hussein.)

by IvanTheTrader

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Sex, Human, Twilight Sparkle, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Romance, Comedy
Length: 1295

Twilight has a three way with a walrus and george zimmerman

Twilight gets down and dirty with George Zimmerman and a big sexy Walrus. (Not the Fimfiction user. He was too busy P\/\/N1NG n00bz to show up.)

Published 2013-08-01 03:50:03 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-01 03:50:03 UTC

LAWL

Twilight #SWAG Sparkle was frolicking through a meadow as most ponies of her $wag levels do in the summer time.

" Money, money money cash bitches niggas. Money!" Twilight sang as she frolicked playfully. Twas the new hit single from the best musician in the world, 'Lil Wayne, truly an inspirational piece for the kiddies. When she noticed a disturbance in the grass, being the scientific pony she is, she went over to investigate.

So Twilight walked over to the disturbance in the grass and what she saw, she will never forget. 'Twas a walrus.

"Holy Jesus Christ's balls in my mouth!" Twilight exclaimed "Dats a Walrus! A big and sexy one at that." Her words were true, this walrus had more beauty than Kate Bekinsale Beckinsale Beckinsail That girl from the Underworld movies. The one who plays the main character Selene? Or was it spelled Seleane? Oh fuck it look it up if you don't know who im talking about you have the internet.

Anyways the big and sexy walrus had more beauty than her and more $wag levels than Lil Wayne, Drake, Deuce, and 50 Cent combined. Just by looking at the majestic Walrus Twilight felt her cooch grow moist with arousal. It's common knowledge that ponies fucking love walruses. Much like how normal horses love stegosauruses.

"HAMUM! #SWAG!" The beautiful walrus bellowed as it flopped over to Twilight. Oh the walrus had a fuckin' pimped out moustache too if you didn't know.

Twilight bowed to the beautiful creature in respect, as one should do to their betters and it's a widely accepted fact in the scientific community that walruses are the master race.

As the walrus approached her she felt her pussy moisten even more, the walruses $wag levels were so intense that the ground felt as though it was vibrating. It probably felt that way because it was, in fact, vibrating. But not from the walrus....

----------------------------------------------------A few hundred miles below ground in a coal mine----------------------------------------

"SHIT!" Rock Smasher yelled "The walls are collapsing! Everyone get out now!" the leader of the coal mining team shouted to his workers. Almost in unison they dropped their tools and began to make a run for the exit.

"AGGGHHHH!" One of the miners yelled as a large rock fell on his head, smashing it and spraying the surrounding walls with blood. Rock Smasher looked back at his friend but continued running to the safety of the surface. He was in view of the exit elevator now......only to watch as a falling rock smashed it into a million (Give or take a few) pieces.

"No...." Rock Smasher said to himself quietly. He looked up and the last hing he saw was a large boulder falling at his head.

Rest in peace you brave pony miners. Except the Zebra that died. LAWL

Anyways Twilight was bent over in a respectful bow, love juices pouring out of her much like a river. The walrus examined her.

"Hamum?" The walrus said as he flopped around behind her to get a good look at her plot "Hamum!" he exclaimed as he gave her flank a spank with his flopper.

"Ohhhh!' Twilight Squealed in delight at the spanking "Please senor walrus! More!" she begged.

"Hamum!" The walrus said with glee as he gave her flank another spank. Just then she felt a phallus penetrate her marehood. She turned around but it wasn't the walrus....but instead it was George Zimmerman.

Sensing that George's $wag levels were high enough to be worthy of the pony poon Twilight allowed him to continue, she bucked herself against him and began to moan in pleasure.

"Oh George!" (Yes, ponies know who he is. Ponies somehow have access to Human newspapers. No one knows why, just one day a portal opened up in the sky and human newspapers began pouring out.) Twilight shouted as she bucked against his 8" Mexican cock "Fuck me harder!"

"Ok little pony!" George said as he increased his speed, his hands firmly planted on her plot, his balls slapped against her clit and the fucking was so hard that love juices from the pony everywhere flying everywhere.

Meanwhile the walrus flopped around to Twilight's front and revealed his massive, erect walrus cock to Twilight.

"Hamum?" He said as he pointed to his dick with a flopper. Twilight simply nodded and opened her mouth wide. "Hamum!" The walrus exclaimed as he slowly slide his cock inside of Twilight. Twilight happily began sucking, bobbing, and deep throating like a pro (Mostly from experience. Becoming a princess takes a few "Favors".)

Her tongue danced around the walrus's shaft while she sucked and moaned. Between the fucking of her tight little pussy and the fucking of her mouth she was in heaven.

She looked up at the walrus that she was sucking off and moaned as she came, hard all over George Zimmerman's cock. She then began to buck against George and bob up and down on the walrus's dick.

George gave her plot a few good spankings as he thrust harder and harder into her pretty purple pony plot.

"Oh little pony senorita. Im soooo close!" George muttered as he continued to thrust, his balls slapping against Twilight's clit.

"Hamum!" The walrus bellowed in agreement as he began to thrust in and out of Twilight's mouth.

Twilight moaned in pleasure as the walrus slowly pulled out and aimed his cock at her face.

"Oh yeah mister walrus! Cum all over my pretty, innocent pony face! I've been a bad, bad filly and need a hot load to teach me a lesson!" Twilight said in a sultry tone as she looked up at the big sexy walrus as George Zimmerman continued to fuck her tight little pussy.

"HAMUM!" The walrus moaned as he sprayed his big sexy load of walrus cum all over her face, getting some cum in her mouth. Twilight gladly swallowed the walrus cum that landed on her face and gave a very slutty expression as the cum slowly dripped down her face.

"Thank you mister walrus." she said politely as George ZImmerman pulled out and shot his load all over her flank, thoroughly coating her cutie mark with a thick layer of cum.

"Mmmmmm, you both were sooooooo good." Twilight said in a sultry tone as she rolled over on her back and magiced over a dildo. "How about I put on a show for you two?" she said with a wink.

"HOLY FUCKING SHIT! WHAT IS THAT!" George Zimmerman shouted and pointed at the dildo "HOLY FUCK IS THAT A WEAPON!?"

"Hamum?" the walrus asked confused and tilted his head.

"Ummmm excuse me?" Twilight asked confused as well.

"HOLY FUCK!" George Zimmerman shouted as he pulled out a handgun and started firing at Twilight. 13 rounds of hot lead tore through the ponies body as he kept squeezing the trigger. "AHHHHHH! IM BEING ASSUALTED! OMFG!" he screamed in terror.

"Hamum!?" The walrus exclaimed and jumped back in fright.

George kept pulling the trigger even after he began hearing clicks, then he slowly calmed down and dropped his gun.

"Oh my god......that was close......That pony.....my life was in danger!....." He said panting. He then began skipping away and singing "I saved the day again!"....

Until a Michael Bay ran his punk ass over in a pimped out Mitsubishi with platinum rims and a license plate that said "YOLOSWAG" The car then exploded for no apparent reason (Probably from god being pissed about Michael's shitty movies.) and Michael Bay died the slow, agonizing death he deserved for raping transformers.

The big sexy walrus then put on a top hat and went to have tea with Morgan Freeman, Jesus Christ, and the ghost of Sadam Hussein.

The Big Sexy End.