As Easy as Pinkie Pie part 01
Time is something that can never be changed. It is something that once it is written, no matter how long the age or if anyone knows of the history, it’s content and result will remain in the world for ages to come. Yet somehow it has and with it will bring the consequences… yet maybe a good laugh might help bring back some sense… to something that never makes since through time.
---(Golden Oak Library, Present, 8:07 A.M.)---
It is a quiet place… it is a lovely place… and no one actually thought that the place could get any worse, or so thought the lavender mare unicorn before her first opinion of today just turned over to a complete 180 degrees.
Inside in a small treehouse, or more like a library made from a tree, there stood the dark color pony with a twitch in her left eye. She tries with all her best to wonder what was going on. As she continues thinking question like, “What the hay is going on?” ,or “How could this be happening?”, she turns her head in all section of the main hall, turning to every book shelves, books, and cranny in her angle of view. The thing that got her attention more was the sudden unintentional guest.
“Pinkie, what in Celestia’s name do you think you’re doing with all the books?!” She shouted at the pink colored earth pony as Pinkie is on a tall latter grabbing a hold of a few books from the top shelf and throwing them across the hallway, landing onto the table, containing oodles of books in a mountain pile.
The young unicorn has just woken up from a good night rest to come across a complete disaster in her library and home. She tries to come up with a possible reason to her friend’s course of action. Nevertheless, she could not imagine what possible reason for Pinkie Pie throwing books across the library.
“Oh, Twilight, thank goodness you’re here!” Pinkie glee, jumps excitedly, and lands on top of Twilight. Still showing her gleaming happy lovable face, Pinkie turns her eyes downward towards Twilight, who has her front hooves spread out and her face showing only a remark of disappointment. “What got you so gloomy and down? Come one Twi, turn that frown upside down, and be happy!” Pinkie throws her front hooves up in the air and waves them around while still on top of Twilight.
Twilight, seeing Pinkie so happy, was not amused herself, not at all. Twilight lifts herself up and pushes Pinkie off her, allowing her to get back on her hooves. Even though her plan was just to get out of Pinkie’s grasp, Twilight was once again trap by Pinkie as her hooves wrapped around Twilight’s neck before falling causing them both to fall over. Twilight might have been able to avoid that dilemma if she saw it coming, but Pinkie’s actions are always random. Now, Pinkie and Twilight are both on the floor with Twilight on top. Twilight was about to get back up, but things got even more random when Pinkie wraps her other hooves around Twilight.
“Pinkie, do you mind getting off of me?” Twilight eagerly tries to hold off her anger, but that felt very challenging to her. Her twitching was becoming more unstable and uncontrollable the longer Pinkie remains in the same position. Pinkie gave a gleaming smile at Twilight as she still has her hooves wrapped all around Twilight’s body.
“Actually, since you’re on top of me Twilight, I can’t get myself off of you. It’s actually the opposite since you’re the one on top of me.” Pinkie counter Twilight’s request with one of her usual psychological mind playing tricks that all ponies could never figure out from Pinkie.
“W-What?!” Sadly, Twilight was unable to figure Pinkie out and understand what she’s talking about. In fact, all the time that she had known her, Twilight was never able to figure out what was going on in the mind of her crazy pony friend.
“Oh, well ah duh! It’s common sense. You should know that at least Twilight.” Pinkie looks at Twilight reluctantly, wondering where Twilight even went wrong.
“Uh…” Once again, Twilight was clueless to what she would respond to. Then, after a few moments have pass, Pinkie blinks up as something pops into her mind. A large devious smile appeared on Pinkie’s face.
“Oh, I almost forgot the reason I was here… Twilight, do you want me to show you a new special trick?! It’s a real KICK!” Out of the blue, Pinkie does something that is about put Twilight to a complete shock and paralyzes her body through the surprise attempt.
Pinkie turns her whole body around so that she could now be on top of Twilight. She starts to move her right rear hoof over Twilight’s body and slowly traveling across the stomach and towards the lower half of Twilight’s body. Twilight came to a complete and utter speechless tone as her friend has place her hoof against the edge in between both Twilight’s lower hooves. What got Twilight surprise some more, is that Pinkie starts moving her hoof slowly up and down in a sequence, making sure to keep a rhythm pace.
Twilight face starts turning in a flush red tomato face. She closes her eyes and turns her head away from Pinkie’s direction. Twilight can’t think of anything that she can do right now. Sure, there are many things that she could do, but she couldn’t concentrate on anything right now. So many ideas pop into her head, but so much so, that as quickly as she can think about it, that idea for action rushes past her mind, leaving only a white blank in her mind.
She didn’t know how to take the activity that Pinkie was doing into account. Twilight always recall Pinkie acting in a complete and utter nonsense that most pony, like her unicorn self, would just ignore, but this… how would Twilight even consider letting this continue? Or how was she going to respond to this? It was a few seconds or so, before Twilight was release from her paralyzing state and was able to speak again.
“P-Pinkie, w-w-what in Equestria has g-gotten into you...?! S-Stop it now!” Twilight voice was pretty shaken, but still clear enough to understand. She was shouting and screaming at Pinkie, well moving her body and hooves everywhere to escape Pinkie’s clutches.
“Come on Twi, you’re sure to love this!” Pinkie spoke in a seductive way to Twilight as her soothing voice travel to Twilight’s ears and chilling warm feeling to her face and body. Twilight had to maintain control of her well-being and make sure that Pinkie would not have control over her body.
“No, I don’t! Now stop it before I…” Without realizing it, a small moan came out from Twilight’s mouth before she starts breathing heavier. She didn’t know why, but it felt hard for her to argue against it. She was feeling a weird pleasure and a tingling sensation throughout her being, and if it wasn’t for her own big ego, she might have probably let it continue more. Though Twilight always keeps mentioning to herself that this is wrong… that this is wrong…
“Aww, come on, let me show you… I can even put my HOOF on the BOTTOM OF IT!” That was when Pinkie used her other hooves and reaches over to the same area. She once again preforms the same activity, only with all hooves this time and at a greater, faster pace.
“P-P-Pinkie!” Twilight have just about enough of it all. Her magical horn starts to glow a purple sparkling color as she levitates her friend up into the air and toss her across the hallway at the pile of books. Twilight didn’t knew where that violence of hers came from, but at least that got Pinkie off of her. After regaining her control, Twilight got up and looks over to Pinkie. Minutes passed and Pinkie got up to regained her posture.
“Sheesh Twi, what’s gotten your feather puffed up in a bunch… well it’s not like you actually have feathers, but fur instead… I mean why they would say feathers… unless that proverb was really meant to talk to birds… oh, oh can you imagine if a bird can actually speak… I wonder what they’ll say… but to be serious…” Serious… that is something Twilight thought was unusual for Pinkie to say. “You normally would like my usual pounce before our daily romantic get together.” Pinkie announce with a confuse look on her face, raising an eyebrow and having soppy lips.
“Well isn’t it obvious… you came to me out of nowhere and were trying to…” Twilight pause for a second to remind herself something that Pinkie just mentioned. “ROMANTIC!!” She didn’t know what was going on as she raises her voice and starts to panic.
“Well uh duh! We’re a couple and been so for a really… really… long time… like last year long time. Actually it was last year since we went out… like weird you know… how I said ‘like last year long time’ and it really was a year ago.“ Pinkie smiles over at Twilight’s way.
“What are you talking about Pinkie? I really don’t know what you’re talking about. I don’t think anypony would actually know what you’re talking about!” Confused as ever, Twilight hopes that asking Pinkie might get her some answers to what happen now and a year ago, when it all started.
“Come on Twilily, you haven’t forgotten about me and everything already?” Pinkie sheepishly questions Twilight.
“Uh… Pinkie… what exactly happen?” Twilight continues to ask hoping that Pinkie would finally tell her what happen.
“You forgot again?!” Pinkie sighs weakly before clearing her throat.
“(Again?!)”
“Oh well I’ll tell you, I love telling the story anyway… oh wait did you say that you didn’t know just so I would tell the story again?! I could have told you anyway, so you didn’t have to act like that to me!” Pinkie quickly changes to a serious look. ”You know Twilily, telling a lie or two to your special somepony can hurt their feelings you know.”
“Uh… sure” Twilight did not know whether she should say what’s in her mind or just let it pass.
“(Should I tell her that I don’t really know what she’s talking about, or perhaps the fact that this relationship is all new to me? I mean in the news, not the whole… romance kind of thing…)”
“Well, it all started on the night of the Grand Galloping Gala…”
---(Pinkie’s Story, Twilight’s POV)---
The Grand Galloping Gala…
It was a famous event we went to over a year ago…
Pinkie had told me about the events that occurred there…
Like how we got there and it was a complete disaster…
And how we stayed the rest of the night at Joe’s Donut Shop…
All of it seems familiar except for the part after the Gala ended and we were leaving for home…
This is where it got weird…
She says that before everyone went back to the carriage and head back home…
I approached her and admitted my feelings to her…
She says that even though she didn’t know what happened afterwards…
We remained a couple ever sense…
---(Golden Oak Library, Present, 11:58 A.M.)---
“And there we have it… we’ve been a happy loving couple ever sense.” When Pinkie finished speaking, she rushes over to Twilight and embraces her partner with a hug. Twilight felt a tiny bit awkward with the whole thing, especially after what happened, but then again, a hug was better than what she did earlier, so Twilight lets the whole hug thing go.
Unfortunately, a hug was not the only thing that Pinkie wanted from Twilight. No, a hug was usually given to her friends, but Twilight wasn’t just her friend, she is her special somepony. Twilight only realizes this only after Pinkie went in for it.
Twilight’s eyes shot up and feelings swirling in her mind as one of her closes friends went up to her and make contact with her lips. Twilight’s face lit up to a bright red look as she felt a warm feelings surging through her being once again. Twilight’s friend, Pinkie, was embracing her in a kiss. Pinkie’s tongue reaches out to Twilight’s mouth in a passionate kiss before Pinkie was wrapping her front hooves around Twilight’s neck. Twilight, on the other hand, still didn’t understand or even comprehend what was going on. She knows that this mare she is being kissed by is one of her friends, but something about this kiss felt comfortable and familiar like she did it before.
Twilight has never kissed Pinkie in her life, yet when they did so just now, she was kissing her in a way that made Pinkie moan loudly. Twilight could actually hear the moan travel to her ears clearly even when their lips were still locked in. It was as if that moan was meant on purpose to attract Twilight, because if it was, it was definitely working. It was a moment of contact before Twilight extends her tongue out and started to probe her partner’s mouth. Now both their tongue are wrapping around each other, fighting for dominance over the other.
Twilight wanted to know why she was acting this way, but she was enjoying herself so much, she decided just to let things run their course. As both were reaching their breaking point from the lack of oxygen, their lips departed from each other. Both their tongues were out as a string of saliva trailed each other’s mouth. They could see each other faces blushing as the other stares at them. Both their eyes were lowered and were sweating more than usual. Somehow they knew what the other pony wanted really badly… but then, Twilight snaps back into reality and starts shaking Pinkie roughly.
“What was that just now?! Why did we just kiss?! Why did you kiss me?! Oh dear Celestia, I kissed a mare! Why did I do that?! ” She starts shouting at Pinkie with her usual nutty self hoping to get the event out of her mind. Even though she was yelling at the smiling gleaming pink crazy pony, she was in fact yelling at herself for what she did.
“Oh Twilily, you always act like this, but I know that you care a lot, since you kiss that great every time we do. I just wish we can take it a bit further than where we usually leave off.”
“…(D-Did she just say… to take it further?!)” Twilight blinked.
“So what are we going to do for today’s date, Twilily?” Pinkie gave Twilight another smile, only that this one was one of her usual exciting smile, so Twilight did not felt the uneasiness that the other smiles gave her.
“Why are you asking me and how come you’re calling me Twilily?!” Twilight raise a brow at Pinkie’s direction, but received nothing more than the smile Pinkie put on.
“Because it’s a cute name…”Pinkie flaps her front hooves into the air and her mane flourish around in the same direction, following the same routine, but in a random push and pull maneuver.
“… (Cute?)” Twilight felt quiet… and speechless… in a bad speechless kind of way.
“I can always call you Twilicious if you like?” Pinkie nudge Twilight in the shoulder, giving her a quick wink.
“No! No! No!” Twilight waved her hooves the same as Pinkie, but in a defensive way rather than a joyous over the top Pinkie way. After more “No’s” thrown at Pinkie, Twilight continues, “The first one is good… (Twilicious sounds way too flirty to my opinion.)”
“And second… because we agreed to take turns on the event, and it just so happens to be you’re turn.”
“Somehow I think this a shame.” Twilight rolls her eyes away from Pinkie, and yet her annoyance didn’t change Pinkie’s ways.
“Was that kissing also a shame?” The reoccurring memories cause a blush to form in Twilight’s cheek. Forming doubt in her mind, Twilight coughs the small tickle in her throat.
“I don’t know… let me think for a second…” Twilight puts her hoof on her lips trying to put everything together. Yet the events that just occurred, she can’t seem to put the entire blame on Pinkie… On one hoof, Pinkie went up to Twilight and surprise her that way… but on the other hoof, she claims that they’re a couple and before making a judgement call, she should get another eye’s view on this matter.
“Well Twilily.” Pinkie bumped into Twilight’s concentration and imploded her train of thought.
“I’m trying to consecrate… so do you mind…!” Twilight shouts at Pinkie, before closing her eyes and trying to regain what she had before Pinkie interrupted her.
“…” There was a long pause and Twilight began to notice.
“So, why choose Twilily? I have already a lot of nicknames already.” Putting her main issue
“Oh did you forget that too silly willy…” Pinkie laughs and smiles, letting out her usual snout noise laughter.
“(Come on, give me a break.)” Twilight narrows her eyes and gave a small sheepish look.
“During our very first date, you gave me a lily flower and well I thought that a return gift was to give you that name… you said that you loved the name.” Pinkie looks up at the ceiling, feeling infatuated as she wraps her arms around her body.
“(Is she for real? Why would anyone… or in fact, why would I like the name Twilily?)” Twilight gave another sheepish look, only stronger, before giving a deep sigh.
“Yeah I guess it’s a great name Pinkie… hehe (ugh!)” Right now, she didn’t care whether Pinkie was up to her and notices that she told a lie…
“Yay! I’m happy you like it!” …To Twilight’s surprise, Pinkie didn’t even catch that body language Twilight gave just seconds ago. Either that or, she actually is a very quick and forgiving pony… in other words, a gullible foolish pony.
“(Wait, now she’s saying that… I thought she said that we’ve been dating since the Gala ended, but that was a year ago… Wait, I got it…)”
“Pinkie, how about we walk over to Sugarcube Corner?” Twilight questions Pinkie giving her a smile. In the entire time this occurred, this was the first that Twilight went along with it and gave a friendly smile at Pinkie
“You’re not thinking of making that our date for today… we’ve been going there for our date like… many times… I think it was somewhere around 100 times.” Pinkie frown and droop from the thought of a hundred repeat of same thing with Twilight
“(…One hundred times…!)” Twilight blinks and remains quiet for a moment before opening her mouth.
“No… um… we can think about where to go later. I just need to ask something to Mr. and Mrs. Cake… and get a better understanding of everything.”
“Hmm… okay just as long as you promise we’ll go somewhere later.” Pinkie gave Twilight another nudge in the shoulder.
“Pinkie promise…?” Twilight questioned.
“…Pinkie promise!” Pinkie smiles as Twilight gave a deep sigh.
To be continued…
