On a warm summer dizzle up in equestria a crew of fillies is takin a tour all up in tha canterlot gardens. They stop all up in tha statue of Discord tha Dogg of chaos.
Cheerilee starts ta rap bout what tha fuck discord has done n' tha chaos da perved-out muthafucka spread all up in ponyville.
"OK class settle down dis is Discord tha Dogg of chaos he pits ponies against each other, tha only way ta stop his ass is ta bust tha elementz of harmony which happened before by Supa-Hoe celestia n' her sista Luna".
As tha crew leaves tha statue it starts ta crack open n' you hear his ass laugh.
Da next dizzle pink cloudz roll up in n' it starts ta drizzle chocolate gin n juice Twilight looks up tha window ta peep pinkie pie chillin up in tha grass wit her grill wide open lettin tha drizzle fall tha fuck into her grill. Twilight strutts outta tha library n' trots up ta pinkie n' says "Pinkie what tha fuck is you bustin?"
Pinkie lyrics "its chocolate rain!"
Twilight starts ta be thinkin as dat biiiiatch strutts back ta tha library n' says ta her muthafuckin ass
"This is impossible it cannot drizzle chocolate milk."
Biatch starts ta go all up in books n' she goes all up in over a hundred books then she findz a funky-ass book dat says dat Discord is tha only one dat can do this. Then spike coughs up a letter from bizzatch Celestia Dude starts ta read it aloud
"Dear twilight I need you n' yo' playaz ta hook up me all up in tha canterlot castle immediately sincerely Supa-Hoe Celestia."
Twilight asks spike "what’s goin on?"
Twilight goes ta each of her playas’ houses ta tell dem dat they need ta come wit her ta tha canterlot castle cuz bizzatch celestia says dat it is hella, straight-up blingin.
Later dat dizzle tha mane 6 was up in tha castle rappin' ta celestia bout tha elements n' dat dunkadelic hoe drops some lyrics ta dem dat without dem they aint gonna be able ta defeat discord.
Celestia strutts over ta a thugged-out door ta a room where tha elements a kept n' she puts her horn tha fuck into tha hole up in tha middle of tha door n' dat thugged-out biiiatch concentrates her horn starts ta glow n' tha wave of magic flows all up in tha door up in a ton of color.
Then she levitates a lil' small-ass box which gotz nuff tha elementz of harmony then she opens tha box n' twilight exfronts
"THERE GONE!"
Then everypony gasps n' raritizzle says up in a panic "There gone."
Then Discord appears up in tha stain glass window wit tha picture of tha mane 6 n' starts ta drop a rhyme up in a riddle.
"If you wanna find tha elements you must look from where you fuckin started."
Then twilight gets a Idea n' her big-ass booty says "Da labyrinth."
So tha mane 6 goes ta tha court yard ta tha labyrinth then discord appears again n' again n' again n' says
"Before you begin you must dig tha rules, now everypony must play fair or tha game be automatically over."
So tha game starts n' they go tha fuck into tha labyrinth n' they split up n' twilight says
"When our crazy asses find tha elements lets hook up in tha middle."
They start they separate ways n' they start ta turn gray n' tha worst thang is they turn against each other.
Now twilight is tha only one still up in full color n' she findz applejack n' she be actin weird, dat biiiiatch was mean n' dishonest ta her playas.
Then twilight n' applejack wander all up in tha maze even farther until they find fluttershy actin straight-up muthafuckin salty ta all tha muthafuckas n' ta twilight n' applejack.
Then tha keep goin till they find pinkie pie rappin' ta her muthafuckin ass asking.
"What is you bustin up at?"
Then she looks up n' her big-ass booty sees twilight, applejack, n' fluttershy n' fluttershy starts bustin up then pinkie asks,
"Don’t laugh at me!"
Then fluttershy says
"No"
Then she mockingly laughs
"Ha ha ha."
Then off up in tha distizzle raritizzle is struttin by her muthafuckin ass n' her big-ass booty sees a funky-ass brick wall n' her big-ass booty sees a hallucination of a thugged-out diamond n' dat dunkadelic hoe takes a gangbangin' few steps back n' tilts her head down n' her horn starts ta glow n' dat dunkadelic hoe takes a big-ass chunk outta tha wall n' her big-ass booty starts ta rub dat shit.
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Then tha five of dem make they way over ta raritizzle n' they peep her standin on tha rock n' twilight asks rarity,
"What is you bustin?"
Raritizzle screams at twilight.
"Back off dis is mah diamond I found its mine don’t bust a nut on it!"
Fluttershy flies over n' touches tha rock n' says
"Look I’m touchin yo' diamond HAHAHA"
Then pinkie pie says
"What is you bustin up at?
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Then fluttershy says
"Yo ass HAHAHA."
Twilight looks around n' dat thugged-out biiiatch can’t find rainbow dash then her big-ass booty starts ta trot around then discord appears n' makes every last muthafuckin thang disappear n' says dat one of tha rulez has been broken da perved-out muthafucka says.
"Everypony had ta play fair n' rainbow dash left so tha elements is lost n' yo big-ass booty is ghon never find dem n' I win!"
Then he laughs evilly n' then twilight sits n' starts ta be thinkin bout what tha fuck discord holla'd then dat dunkadelic hoe turns around n' says.
"I’ve gots a funky-ass book on tha elements back all up in tha library n' I need all yo' muthafuckin help ta find dat shit."
So all of dem git all up in tha library n' start searchin fo' tha book then they find it n' fluttershy grabs it n' yells.
"Keep away!!"
So all of dem throw tha book all around tha room bustin twilight run around until she jump took tha book n' she yells
"It’s mah book n' I’m goin ta read it!"
So her horn glows n' it sendz a glow around tha book n' she findz tha elements inside of tha book.
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Rainbow dash crashes all up in tha window n' fluttershy says..
"Well if it aint rainbow crash."
Then she laughs n' pinkie goes.
"What is you bustin up at?"
Then fluttershy says
"You."
Then she mockingly laughs
"HAHAHA."
So they run outta tha library n' find discord n' twilight exfronts
"Prepare ta grill tha elementz of harmony!"
But it fails n' they throw tha elements aside n' leave then all of tha color starts ta fade away.
Then twilight goes up ta her room n' levitates her suit case onto tha bed n' puts her element up in tha trash n' her
brush up in tha case shuts it n' drops some lyrics ta spike dat they is movin outta ponyville.
Then spike grabs da perved-out muthafucka stomach n' spits up all of tha lettas twilight has busted ta bizzatch Celestia then her big-ass booty starts ta read.
Them n' tha color starts ta come back.
Then she gets n' Idea so she grabs her element n' tha rest of dem n' goes ta applejack n' puts her head against
hers. N' her horn starts ta glow n' applejack starts ta remember all of tha aiiight times they shared n' her color
returns ta her.
Then they git all up in tha rest of tha mane 6 n' restore they memories n' restore thang n' harmony.
So they all take tha elements n' find discord n' bust tha magic of dem ta turn discord back ta stone n' save tha hood form eternal chaos n' destruction.
THE END