Queen Chrysalis is tired, frustrated, and annoyed. All of her latest plans have fallen through, and she's been bested a second time by the ponies of Equestria, this time at her own doorstep! Even when she's freed to make her own plans again, Chrysalis can't seem to do anything but lay on her lavender couch and mope. How will this evil queen get her evil groove back?

Written for the Equestria Daily Flash Fiction #5 event in 2 hours 15 minutes with no significant editing except for obvious grammar and spelling.

Warning: Contains minor plot spoilers for the My Little Pony comics volume #1-#4. I've avoided this as much as possible, but I do touch on it briefly and do mention a couple of plots details.

Image: Chrysalis Lounging by masemj