Rainbow Muffins

by LizToTheBrony

Rating: mature
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Rainbow Dash, Romance, Random, Derpy Hooves
Length: 961

Derpy Hooves and Rainbow Dash Clopfic

Just a small story about our two favorite pegasi, Rainbow Dash and Derpy Hooves pleasuring each other on their first day of college.

What's yet to come? Petty love triangles and what's worse:

Caught for clopping?!?

Published 2013-08-05 05:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-08-05 05:50:02 UTC

Dorm Fun

"Muffins, muffins, muffins, what flavor could they be? blueberry, strawberry, even lemon cream! Muffins, muffins, muffins, what flavor could they be? blueberry, strawberry, even lemon cream!" our favorite mare sang as she packed millions of muffins and paper into her suitcase and schoolbag.

It was Derpy Hooves' first day at college, so she had big plans. Carrot Top always had to heard her ramble on about how she was going to open a bakery specifically for muffins, so she was glad the cross-eyed creep would finally be out of her mane for a little while.

"Bye Carrot Top! Thanks for the ride!" Derpy called as she waved her hooves around in the air.

"Hope you survive, Derpy." She replied quietly as she drove off in her carriage.

"la la la la la laaaaa, lala lala lalaaaaa, la la la la lalaaaaa, la la la la la laaaaaaaa!" Derpy hummed as she headed towards the, who were they called again? She didn't know, so she called them the keyers. She dragged her 300 pound suitcase over to the kiosk.

"Name?" The mare at the counter asked blandly.

"Derpy. Derpy Hooves! I'm a Major Baker!" The clumsy pony replied promptly.

"Don't you mean you are a baking major? You know what? Never mind. Here's your key."

"Thanks! See ya around keyer!" Derpy zipped to her dorm room, 1889, which was written on the keys.

"Did she just call me a keyer? I do not understand that horse. Hey Joey? Another bright-eyed mare left her suitcase. We should notify her of it..." The desk-mare said. They laughed.

Derpy went into her room and didn't see anypony there. "HELLOOOOOO? ANYPONY HOME?" she looked around the bed.

"Well she's not in the mattress!" The gray-furred mare spoke.

"BOO!" An all-too-familiar rainbow-maned pegasus screeched.

"AH!" Derpy reacted by covering her face with her hooves and repeating "if I can't see the monster, the monster can't see me"."

"You sound a little scared? You ok?" The "monster" Rainbow Dash asked the amber-eyed pegasus.

"Yeah I'm fine," she said, scratching her head with her hoof. Derpy took a look at her predator and thought "wow, she is hot! I want her! I want her body to be mine!" She blushed at her own thoughts and asked Rainbow if she'd taken a shower yet.

"No, not today. Why?"

"I wanted to let my roommate go first!" Exclaimed the excited pegasus. "Okay, I guess I'll go then!" She said.

Derpy heard the shower turn on, and she turned on with it, and she walked over to the door. She turned the door handle *click* "yes!" She thought, "she didn't lock it!" Derpy slipped inside like a grey ninja and locked the door. She'd never done anything like this before, and that turned her on again, and a naked Rainbow Dash two feet away from her made it very hard to resist.

She took off her shirt, which was the only thing that hid every mares bulbous breasts, and set it down on the edge of the sink like it was a $10,000 dress made by Rarity.

She opened the curtain and said. "Hi Dashie! Care if I join you?"

Rainbow always had a thing for this mare, so she said "of course, come in"

Derpy couldn't resist. She ripped inside and went behind Rainbow. She saw the hourglass figure that rainbow had carved out of being such an athlete. Derpy was sweating. She couldn't hold it in much longer. She grabbed Rainbow Dash's stomach and humped her hard on the backside for a long time.

Rainbow encouraged her to do more to her and she turned around and made a small rhythm that was ever-so-sexy and pleasing for the lonely ponies. Their tongues are locked together for about 2 minutes until they needed a breath, then, they continued kissing anyway. The gyrating motions got faster and faster until they were about to reach the peaks of their shared orgasm.

Rainbow used her hoof to trace Derpy's clit and made her spray vaginal fluids all over Rainbow Dash's hoof and muzzle.

Derpy moaned "oh yeah Rainbow right there, stuff your whole hoof it it and twist it oh yeah! That feels so good! I love it when sexy mares like you play dirty. You are the best, Rainbow"

Rainbow bent down and licked around Derpy's clit before going inside with her tongue.

"DERPY I NEED YOU INSIDE ME NOW!" Rainbow moaned over the sincere pleasure she was giving and taking in.

Derpy tried to do the same to please Rainbow as much as she did to herself. The two mares turned off the shower and went to the bed, still having their sexy fun trip all the way there.

Derpy traced Dashie's body with her tongue and went all the way to Rainbows Big tits, the biggest in Equestria, and stuffed her face in them as if they were muffins...muffins...MUFFINS!

"I'm sorry Dashie! We have to finish this sometime later! I'm late for my first class in baking! You made everything 20 percent cooler! See you later Dashie!" The grey mare bounded out of the dorm strapping on her shirt even though she was still wet from the entire, heart pounding experience.

"Don't leave... I want you to stay... here... with... me..." Rainbow whispered as the grey and blonde mare closed the door. She was sad the session ended so early, but she would have to wait.

Right now, Derpy had to make her best bake sale winner yet:

Rainbow Muffins

With a dash of sexy

Author's Note

Thanks for not being judgmental on this story. Comment what should happen next! I believe I have an IDEA! But I want y'all to request what should happen next!