My Little Crysis 2

"They call me...Prophet."

Spike stepped out, breathing in the fresh air. He had his helmet off, thankfully, and breathed some green flames out, but they were small. "Home sweet home." Spike said, smiling.

"Yeah, if that's what you call it." Vesa said, only to get smacked in the back of the head by Karlos.

"You don't diss a mans home. No matter how great or shitty it is." Karlos growled to Vesa. "Plus, be nice, after all, it is his home."

A bunch of mares, stallions, colts and fillies started to crowd around Spike.

"Can you please sign my autograph?" A mare asked, giving him a picture. He signed it, making her squeal.

"I don't want to know if she has wet dreams about him." Vesa snickered, making Karlos snicker as well.

"Yo, assholes, you comin' or what?" Spike asked, walking away, making the two CELL soldiers follow.

Spike waved towards some girls and mares, making them giggle. Karlos and Vesa watched with mirth, but kept their mouths closed. Spike then started to talk to some colts and fillies, making them giggle or blush. Spike would then look at Karlos, but whisper in a colts ear, making him laugh. Spike would laugh with him, much to Karlos displeasure.

"C'mon boss. We gotta go." Vesa said, patting Spike's shoulder, to gain his attention. Spike would look at him, and nod, walking away.

Spike would walk back, and whisper something, making all of the colts and fillies laugh. He then would run after Karlos and Vesa, and they never noticed.

"Your so good with the fans." Vesa said sarcastically when he saw Spike wave to Derpy, while she waved back.

"Cus my mama taught me some manners son." Spike quoted from Gears of War. But, it was true.

"Well, you better hope you could have some kids so you can teach them some manners. After this, your kids will most likely not exist. That's if you escape with your life." Karlos joked, laughing.

Suddenly, Pinkie appeared in front of Karlos. "Whatcha laughin' 'bout?"

"Holy shit!" Karlos said, falling backwards.

Vesa started to laugh, but when he turned around, and saw Pinkie, he nearly shat himself. "Jesus fucking Christ! You trying to give me a heart attack?"

"Nope." Pinkie said, crossing her arms in mock anger.

"Well, you're trying to prank me, aren't you? Or trick me in some way?" Vesa asked.

"Are not." Pinkie countered

"Are too." Vesa countered back.

"Are not."

"Are too."

"Are not."

"Are too."

"Are too." Pinkie said, smiling. Spike was in the background, trying to hold his laughing back.

"Are not." Vesa said.

"Are too."

"You are not! And that's the end of this argument." Vesa said, crossing his arms, thinking he won.

"Okey Dokey Lokey!" Pinkie said, bouncing towards Spike.

Spike, however, was rolling on the ground, laughing. Vesa realized what happened, and facepalmed. He then remembered he had a helmet, and facepalmed again.

"You are a dumbass, you know that?" Spike said, catching his breath.

"Aren't you supposed to be at AppleJack's house?" Karlos asked, snickering still from the argument.

"Oh shit! Pinkie, I'm going to need you to make a Wedding Cake." Spike said.

"Sir yes sir!" Pinkie said with a military helmet on.

Spike blinked, trying to see if he was seeing things. When he blinked again, she was gone. "How in the Hell...Never mind, I have to propose to somepony today!" Spike ran towards the barn, Vesa and Karlos chasing after him.

"Boss, I have to ask, how are you going to ask her to be your wife-" Karlos started.

"Mare." Spike interrupted. Karlos gave him a glare that made him smile sheepishly.

"Anyway, how're you going to propose to her?" Karlos asked, with a worried glance towards AJs house.

"My unique Charisma should do the trick." Vesa said, smirking.

"Yeah, I'll have to lend you some of mine." Spike said, sounding serious.

"Shut the Hell up!" Vesa said, then, he arrived at the door, and knocked rapidly.

"I wouldn't do that." Spike said.

"I know what I'm doing." Vesa growled, and kept on knocking.

Suddenly, the door broke open, crushing Vesa, Spike would start laughing, seeing his friend fly back. AJ walked out of the door way, rubbing her tired eyes.

"Ya'll better 'ave a good reason fer wakin' me up." AJ said, glaring at Karlos, who took a step back.

"Get this thing...off of me!" Vesa said, his voice muffled. Spike quickly kicked it off of his friend, and smiled.

"Told ya not to do that." Spike said smugly.

"Smartass." Vesa coughed out, laughing. Spike helped Vesa up, and the CELL soldier brushed himself. "Charisma, works every time." Vesa said, smiling.

"AJ, I've got to ask you something." Spike said, getting down on one knee. "Would you marry me?"

AJ suddenly tackled Spike to the ground, kissing the surprised dragon. "Let me think...yes." AJ said, tears of joy going down her cheeks.

"Knew you wouldn't refuse. Now, can you please get off of me? Your crushing my ribs." Spike said through a struggled breath. AJ let go, blushing. "Thanks. Now, I already had Rainbow send the invitations. Pinkie is already making a cake."

"Well, ya got prepared." AJ said, smirking.

"Well, you had a zero point thrity four chance of not accepting my-" Spike started, then AJ glared at him.

"Don't you use yer fancy mathematics on me!" AJ said, making Spike laugh.

"It's good to be back." Spike said, hugging AJ.