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Death And Rebirth Alternate Version2
A Ranma Alt Universe Multi Crossover Fic
By
Cute Nightgazer Starlight
As I stare on the final night I think back at how it all started.
It started when we discovered the Temple Of Immortality.
We all went looking for a cure to the Jusenkyo curses, but we accidentally summoned a demon instead.
The demon almost destroyed us but we defeated it.
Ranma was incredible in that battle.
When I thought the demon had killed him, that was when I realized that I truly loved him. I attacked the demon by focusing all my negative emotions and letting go a super charged Ki blast. The demon never stood a chance.
When it was destroyed the true Power of Temple awakened and gave just Me the gift of Immortality.
The Temple was a construct that operated on pure Order. It made Me Immortal by cleansing the Chaos from My body.
I would never grow any older and I would never die. I was so glad that Ranma had been healed. I finally told him how I felt. He was very surprised and didn't know what to say. I knew that he loved Akane, but I also knew that Akane didn't love him. I also thought that he didn't love Me.
Imagine how surprised I was when he kissed Me. He then told Me that he loved Me too.
It took some doing, but eventually we wound up married.
Akane finally admitted the truth that she was a lesbian. She and Ukyo decided to live together.
Ryoga and Akari were soon married.
Father and Miss Hinako also got married.
Shampoo said to hell with the damn Amazon Laws, and went back to China with her husband Mousse to live. Cologne said that she disowned them from the Amazon Tribe, and they were free to do what they wanted now.
Mr. Saotome and Mrs. Saotome got back together. As for my sister, she married Dr. Tofu.
I lived my life with Ranma. But the Chaos in his body, the same that is in every man woman and child on this planet, caused him to age and die. And thus he left me all alone.
I cursed Chaos. It was all it's fault. Everything, everyplace, everyone I loved was taken from me by it.
I made a vow then. I would destroy Chaos, and erase Chaos from the universe forever. I would do it by becoming the Goddess of Order.
And now all this time later I watch as the last light fades from the universe. It is gone now and there is nothing left but a void. Using the powers I have gained over the eons I concentrate My energies and will the Light to explode, to create a new universe.
Suddenly I hear a noise. I blink. There should be no noise. What is going on?
The noise sounds like *VRORP VRORP VRORP*.
A blue box with a flashing white light on top suddenly appears spinning and flying through the darkness.
It stops spinning but continues moving. A door opens on the front of it. A man sticks his head out, sees Me now, and grins.
"Oh don't mind me." he says. "Just thought I'd stop by and make this place a little more amazing. You're gonna love it too! Hahaha! Yeah!"
Suddenly music started up out of nowhere(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUMEzUMcu64).
Light exploded out of the blue box adding to My own Light.
I stared as I felt My design of the perfect Order universe change to... something else.
This was not what was meant to be. He had altered it into different things.
I hear him yell "Bowties are cool!"
There is a change in the continuum.
I hear him yell "Oh, and, PONIES ARE COOL!"
There is a massive change in the universe continuum.
There is a blinding flash of brightness and the new universe is born. I look at the new universe I have created.
I just stare. This is not what it was supposed to be. This... mess, for that was the only word that could describe it now, was even more chaotic than my husband's life.
"But... my perfect, Orderly universe!" I cried out in dismay.
"There is no such a thing." the man said. "You would have gotten bored with it within a few days. In order for life to flourish there must be both Order and Chaos."
I just stared at him. He was wrong. Chaos was nothing but trouble. Look at how it had ruined my husband's life. I had planned to be rid of it forever. He had just ruined all my plans. This man was now my Forever Enemy.
He then looked Me in the eyes and I saw his grin fade. And his face take on an expression of sadness.
"Oh, I see." he said. "You're one of those who refuse to see the truth no matter what. I've just made an enemy of you haven't I? That wasn't my intention. I wanted to help open your eyes and to help you realize the truth."
I just glared at him. My anger and hatred radiating from Me should be answer enough.
The man paled, nodded, and moved his box back.
He looked at Me and said "I did what I had to do. A universe of nothing but Order and no Chaos would have meant nothing would have ever evolved. There would have been no change. No buds turning to flowers. No caterpillars turning to butterflies. No life. At least, none that would have been worth living."
Suddenly he glowed and turned into a... pony?!
There was no mistake. He was a pony. A fourlegged, furry thing.
He was tan-coated. With a brown mane and tail. And he had an... hourglass on his rump?!
"Ah." he said. His expression changed to one of glee. "Did somepony call for a Doctor? Well I must be off to see everypony."
He got back in his box and shut the door.
*VRORP VRORP VRORP*
The box disappeared to somewhere, and somewhen. There was no mistaking the chronal residue. He had just traveled in time now.
I just stared, blinked, and then snapped out of it.
My expression hardened to one of determination.
"I vow I will hunt you down through space and time and go to wherever and whenever you went. And I will find all you care about. And I will warp, twist, and desecrate it until it is the opposite of what you cared for. And only when all that you love... everyplace, everything, everyone is gone. When you are kneeling on the Infinite Floor of the cosmos. When you are a broken wreck. Only then will I grant you the mercy, and kill you dead to the all."
"I swear this in Order's name now."
"And Kasumi Tendo-Saotome always keeps her vows."
In time Kasumi would track him down to a world, and decide to plague it. She would create a demon filled with all her hate and rage. And name it as Tirac.
She would decide to send a trio of ugly looking humans with very powerful magic. She would call them The Witches. And she would name them Hydia, Reeka, and Draggle.
She would create a new monster, Katrina. But the stupid cat wouldn't want to cause trouble. So she would addict to her to a brew called witchweed which would make her very mean and act very evil.
She would create a lava king named Lavan.
She would create a being callled "Discord", that could bend reality. However he would turn out too insane for her and she would try to destroy him. He would get away. She would try and deal with him later. However his sister "Nightmare" would turn out to be what she wanted, a being that can posses other's bodies.
However those are other tales, another time.
