Link and Navi stuck in Equestria

by Stanislas

Rating: everyone
Tags: Princess Luna, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Philomena, Comedy, Royal Guard, Starswirl the Bearded, Princess Celestia, Slice of Life, Crossover, Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 3355

Link is in Equestria and thing does not go well.

After Link played the wrong notes on his Ocarina when he wanted to teleport himself to the water temple, he is brought to Equestria instead. Now Celestia is stuck with a bipedal creature who can raise the sun and moon and change the weather by playing in his ocarina and has the worst pet ever: Navi.

Published 2013-08-05 15:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2017-03-15 05:56:47 UTC

1- Ocarina gone wrong

First time i do a comedy fiction and first time i do a crossover fiction. i’m not a expert in comedy, i like more sad,dark or family fiction with lot of description so this story is like everything im not good attend . Don’t know if you will like it or not but if you did not atleast tell me why.

Chapter 1

Thunder rolled as the Hero of Time gave another strike to his enemy, the majestic master sword delivering the blows, sending little pieces of it everywhere around the hero. The rain continued to fall on his shoulders as he striked yet another enemy behind him. he could not believe how it still lived, each time he came here, even when he defeated it each time, it was still there. But this time Link decided to put a end to this, he charged the Master Sword with his magic power and he waited until the glowing aura around the sword become red and released the deadly blast around him by spinning.

“Link stop using your magic for cutting grass! We can’t afford more green potions with all the rupees you spent on the bombuchu bowling game. And bring back the sun, my wings are all wet now.” Said Navi, the white fairy as she protected herself from the rain by going under Link’s hat.

Link sighed heavily , he really wanted to know what that secret prize was, and if it was not for that chicken who blocked his last bombuchu he would have won. Link pulled out his Ocarina and played the song of storms to bring the sun back to Hyrule.

His prized Ocarina was given to him by the princess Zelda herself when she left the castle to hide from Ganondorf and for nothing in the world would he want to discard it. Not because it was from Zelda, it was because of all the things he could do with it like; Raising the sun and the moon, change the weather, call his horse and the most awesome of all; Teleporting himself.

Each of his teleporting songs were learned from Sheik also know as Zelda. Link was wondering how stupid Zelda thought he was for thought he would falling for a trap like that. Even a Moblin could recognize her hands, her sweet and delicate hands... Link would do anything to hold her hands, but he never got the chance...yet.

“Hey Listen! We need to head back to the water temple, so stop dreaming and teleport yourself there.”

Link did not respond, he had no desire to return to this maze.

“Link...yes i know that is hard and yes you keep getting yourself lost each time and yes neither of us want to see Ruto again but we need to do it, for Zelda for Hyrule!”

No reaction from Link.

“....if you don’t finish this temple you will never be able to hold her hands...”

Link quickly pulled back the Ocarina To his lips and started to play the magical song.

“A left left right “

As soon he finished, the magical swirl engulfed Link and Navi and they disappeared.

***

Equestria
Canterlot Castle

Celestia was in her bedroom, brushing her majestic mane with the new brown brush she got at her last birthday from her beloved sister Luna. Humming her favorite song, she prepared herself to go relax in her garden all day long. Since she sent Cadance in the Crystal Kingdom everything was much calmer in Canterlot. Having her and her husband in the castle was not the most easy thing for Celestia, the number of times she entered a room only to find them “busy” was too much for her.

So she was in a good mood when she entered her garden, unlike Luna’s garden her garden was much more alive, it was composed of a mix of every plant she liked. From the sun flower to the coeur saignant everything in her garden was, from her point of view, perfect.

Teleporting a book with her magic, she sat down on the grass and started to read but before she could finish the first page, dark and gray clouds appeared in the sky and rain fall on her and her book.

“Who in my name placed so many rain clouds above my garden.” Whispered the angry Celestia, as she teleported herself back in her room protecting her coat from the rain. She then called her pegasus guards and asked them to clean up the sky and bring the pony who put all these clouds there, but when they cameback with no other pony. The guards clearly said that no other pony was there and those clouds could probably have been put there by the wind.

“Well now that this is taking care of i will be able to start my book, and maybe i could even eat a piece of ca-”

“Sister! Thou are the best! We don’t even know how thank you properly, I know, we should bake you this giant banana cake you asked for so long ago!” Interupted Luna as she run, with the biggest smile on her face, in too Celestia room.

Even if she would have loved to get this cake and she evan liked to see her sister happy, she was not able to let all this go without a explanation, as far as she know she done nothing today that could have made her sister happy like that.

“Hmm...Lulu..what are you talking about...?”

“Aww sister thou shall not play dum to this, we both know what thou have done and we are forever greatfull for this.”

“Thats...great...but i really have no idea.”

“The moon sister, you put your sun down and make my precious moon shine in the sky as the most awesome thing in this world!” Exclaimed Luna as she jumped on place.

“WHAT!?” was the only answer of Celestia before she looked outside, and in fact the sun was no longer there and instead it was Luna’s moon shining brightly in the sky .

“I swear on my name that the one who did this will pay!”

“ Can we hug him before? We want to thank him for realizing our dream.”

Author's Note

For my Followers: Remember when i said i will do another story...well you have voted for this so here you go now is time to do the Chrysalis one.

(E/N: this was a difficult chapter to edit. Why you ask? Why, battlefield 3 TDM of course, it's quite difficult to edit a chapter while a sniper wishes to share his bullets with your head.)

2- Epona

Link
chapter 2

THis is not Hyrule.

“Link! Stop playing that Ocarina and found us something to eat!” Yelled the white fairy as Link keep blowing into his magical instrument. He was testing each tune he learned and strangely all the teleportation tune were not working anymore. It was a real shame because it was his favorite one but at least he could still use a few other ones.

“Are you listening to me Link!”

The Hylian sighed before he nodded to his little companion, sometime he was regretting haveing wished a fairy when he was still living in the kokiri forest but at least she was kinda resourceful...sometimes.

As he walk into the forest for some fruit or a wild animal he could hunt, he realised that the forest seem a little...off, if he remember correctly the only forest in Hyrule was the Lost woods, and this one was surely not the magical forest where he has been lost more than a week. Just thinking about it made him want to shoot an arrow at the owl who told him to follow the music, what he thought nothing about was the fact Link was not an animal like him so he has no overpowered hearing to find Saria on the complete opposite way of the forest playing her ocarina.

“Link watch out!” Yelled Navi, interrupting Link and his wish of vengeance. “There is. A deer over there! You should track it.”

Link nodded, it has been a long time since he ate something else than fish that he could catch in the Zora lake or some pound of water in some cavern and he was salivating at the thought of taking a bite of fresh meat. Link hid himself behind a tree, trying to do all possible to stay quiet and make no sound, He readied his bow and made sure to aim carefully, he slowed his respiration but at the second he was going to shoot the deadly arrow, Navi decided to help Link by going flying around the head of the deer and unfortunately for Link, a yellow fairy flying around you is nothing subtle and the deer run away, leaving a hungry hylian and a confused fairy behind him.

“Let’s both of us forget that and let’s find out where the nearest INN is…”

***

Hyrule Field

Far away from all this, a mare named Epona was quietly eating some grass in the Hyrule field, waiting for her owner to call her. Unfortunately for her since he could travel a lot of distance with his Ocarina he did not need her as often as before. The last thing they have done together was a poe hunt in the Hyrule field and two weeks have already passed and she feel betrayed by this. The mare sighed before she trotted to the nearest water source where she looked at her reflection. Admiring her face which she took care of it everyday and her light brown mane which was by far the most beautiful mane on the Lon Lon Ranch.

“ So why he is not paying attention to me….?” The mare asked herself , even if she know the answer she would not accept it she would not accept that a silly thing like a different species could keep her from the dream of being with Link. She has heard of Zora married to Goron and Hylian being close with Gerudo so maybe all hope was not lost.

“Link…..”

Just thinkin about him made her heart beat faster, but for now she didn't have the pleasure to think much about him, she did not realise at first but while she admired herself on the surface of the lake, the sun set and the moon was rising up in the sky.

Panicking, Epora ran the fastest she can in direction of the Ranch but unfortunately when she arrived the two wooden doors were closed, blocking her way to safety. She kicked the door with her back hooves, hoping they will break or that Malon inside will hear her but no one came and the two doors still stayed closed.

Epona could hear behind her the steps of the skeleton walking slowly toward her, the mare started to whinny loudly, giving kick to each Skeleton who come near her but she soon became exhausted and the skeleton profited from this moment by jump on her and putting an end to her life.

The last thing Epona saw was a bright white flash before everything turned black.

***

“Maybe something is stuck inside the Ocarina! Have you checked?” Asked Navi while Link was trying for the third time to play Epona’s song. Usually it worked all the time but it seems like the Ocarina has lost more than half of is power since he was here. Link did as Navi told him and he blow into each hole of the instrument to make sure that nothing was stuck inside of it, when he was done he tried one more time. His finger moving swiftly on the instrument as he played the magical song. after he finished, he waited to hear the usual clip clop that epona made when she got close but the forest stayed silent. Desperation engulfed him as he realized that maybe he would never see his horse again but at the last second he heard the usual sound of her hoof step behind him, maybe a little more fast than usual, but she was there.

“There you are! You taken your time. what were you doing? nothing as usual?” Asked Navi to Epona. At the desperation of Link, each time he called Epona, Navi needed to say something mean to the jument, maybe because she nearly ate her when Navi sleep in a haystack .

“So where are we heading for Link?”

“You can talk?” Yelled the the white fairy while Link stay there mouth agape wondering what he have done to the three goddess for being stuck with the most annoying fairy and now a talking horse.

Author's Note

EponaXLink is worst ship ever i know but is still funny but like you can see the story have not the romance tag so yea the story will not focus on that at all....is more like a small joke and the most weird way i found for bring Epona in Equestria

Like it or not

That chapter is more a relaxing one but i plan to do something more big for the next one.

3- Everyone is crazy (unedited)

3- Everyone is crazy (unedited)

Chapter 3

Celestia was not happy. This was what everyone who walked past her could guess from the look on her face before they swiftly get out of her way and went back to their duty, scared of the ire their Majesty could come up with if they accidentally bumped into her. Worst is everyone knew why she was angry but not a single one of them could do anything to help. Celestia had spent the last two hours trying to put her beloved giant fireball, also called the Sun, back in the sky where the moon of her sister had taken the place.
No matter what she tried, she just could not control her sun anymore, it was if like a very powerful wizard had overpowered her and took control of it but she just could not bring her head around who had the immeasurable power needed to do such a thing.

"One thing for sure" She quietly mumbled as she made her way to the Royal Library "The responsable of this must be one hell of a worthy and dangerous opponent, somepony or something stronger than any foes I have faced in my very long life..."

***

"Link! Watch out!!!" Yelled the blue fairy, doing her best as usual to help the hero of time in his quest but even her was not quick enough to save Link from his own feet and she winced when she saw the Green hero trip over his own foot.

Link mumbled angrily while Epona grabbed him with her mouth and pulled him back on his feet. "Will you be alright my precious Link" She said while dusting him off with her snout. Link's answer was a light caress on her neck, which gave her warm tingles in her belly as she tried to hide the blush on her cheek with her mane hoping the Hylian would not notice it.

***

Luna was very happy. Everypony could guess it with the way she lightly bounced on her hooves as she made her way around the castle, with how large the smile on her snout was and more importantly if you still could not tell how happy she was with those clues, the bright moon that was up in the sky in the middle of the afternoon was a dead give away. She was on her way to the royal kitchen to order a mountain of moon shaped waffles for herself to celebrate the wonderful gift her sister made her. She did not why Celestia had chosen to put her moon up in the sky during the day or how did she moved it without her knowing it but she ditched those questions in the back of her minds, too busy to think about the sweet taste her moon shaped waffles will have on her tastes buds while she admire her beautiful moon in the royal garden. As she came near her destination, she saw bumped into her sister which was making her way back from the royal library, holding a large volume under her wing.

"Oh hello my dearest sister" Exclaimed Luna "Will thou join us in our night garden to admire with me my dear and precious moon? " She asked before taking a closer look at the book her sister had. "Why thous has our Glossary on all the evil demons and monsters that we have imprisoned?" She said tilting her head.

"Oh this thing?" She nervously chuckled, hiding it further inside her wing as if it was gone from Luna field of vision she would forget about it and blame it on her imagination like if she was some sort of stupid guard. "I just though I should update it after the event that happened in the Crystal Kingdom. You know, it would be much simpler if we were doing like Twilight and obliterate our foes in tiny pieces instead of turning them into stones or banish them for a certain amount of time, we would not have to keep a book record of which of our past enemy will be back first" She answered, hiding the fact that she picked up to make a list of which one of them could have the power to steal her sun from her, not wanting to ruin her sister mood by letting her know she was not the one who brought her moon up and also not noticing the shock on Luna's face as she imagined what would have happened a thousand years ago if her sister had decided to blow her up instead of the banishment.

"Oh well..I guess thou will be busy then but our invitation still hold if thou want to relax after your work" Luna said before leaving to get her hooves on those delicious waffles.

***

Meanwhile, Link, Navi and Epona were still trying to find something to eat but every time Link would notice a critter or deer to hunt, Navi could not stop herself from flying right next to their head and yelling a loud "HEY" for Link to notice her and the prey, which made every single one of them run away. Link also tried to find some berry but as soon as he picked a handfuls of them, Epona would rush to him and eat them off his hand, not missing the chance to lick his fingers...a lots an he was not sure how he felt about it, specially the look she was giving him while she ran her not so smooth tongues on his hands.

This little quest for food lasted maybe an hour or so before they Link gave up on hunting and decided that he'll eat once they find their way out of this forest. "So Link, don't you think it would be easier to find our way if it was day instead?" Asked the brown horse, wondering if she was the only one who though of it. Link nodded in agreement and grabbed his Ocarina before bringing it up to his lips and blowing into it and as usual when the sun and night tune ended, the moon went back down to let it place to the sun and with it's light, revealed a pack of hungry Timberwolf around our heroes.

"Oh wow Wolves!" Exclaimed the fairy as she rushed next to one of them to make sure Link notices them too. "I bet you would look awesome if you were a wolf, Link" She said while doing her best to dodge the hungry maw of those beast. Link sighed in return, ignoring Navi comments and unsheathed his sword, ready to deal with those beasts made of wood. Ignoring that somewhere a very disappointed princess was sitting in her garden, the mouth full of half chewed waffles as she shed a single tear when her moon went away before she could finish admiring it.