Ponykarts: The Grand Canterlot Raceby LikeaBawsChaptersRacers...start your engines!Test RunCanterlot/PonyvileEverfree Forest/Maple TreewayCelestia's Mushroom GorgesCelestia's GardenRainbow's Reversed RoadRacers...start your engines!Hello, readers! And welcome to the most exciting race in the world! Today, we meet 15 racers! That's right! 15 racers! First, we're gonna pass this conversation to Cherry Blossom! Cherry how's it hanging? "Oh, nothing much." She responded. She's the host of this race folks! So give it up for...Cherry! "Author, stop! They don't even know who I am!" She said. Fine. But, introduce the reader to our racers please? "Alrighty then! First, we'll meet our first racer. Twilight Sparkle!" Cherry said. She trotted her way to her kart and Twilight and she was working on the kart. "Hello Twilight!" Cherry said. Twilight looked up from her kart and saw the camera. "Oh...hello! Never really been on camera before!" Twilight said. "So, first question: What is your karts name?" Cherry asked. "I call it the PCSK, or Princess Celestia's Student Kart!" Twilight says. "Wow, Twilight! This looks like a perfect kart right here!" Cherry says. "Thank you! Even with the crowd screaming our names, it's really hard to focus on the race. All that adrenaline is really packing a punch!" Twilight says. "Just stay calm and race on, Sparkle! See ya later!" Cherry says. "Bye!" Twilight waved, then went back working on her kart. "Next racer, Twilight's dearest assistant, Spike the Dragon! How are you?" Cherry asked as Spike looked away from his kart. "Wow! Am I really on TV?!" Spike asked. "Eeyup!" Cherry answered with a smile. Spike's cheeks turned red and he could just here the names calling out for him. "Aw shucks. Hope I do better at the race then I am at working." He said. "Now, let's see what you kart looks like." Cherry says. "Absolutely fantastic! Your kart is simply amazing!" Cherry says. "Stop it! I'm blushing enough already!" Spike said as his cheeks grew bright red. "What would you like to say to you fans?" Cherry asked. "I would like to say to never give up, and don't let no pony push you around." Spike says. "Perfect! See ya!" Cherry says. Spike waved by and brought out his wrench. "Now, the Element of Loyalty, and called the fastest flyer, Rainbow Dash! How are you doing?" Cherry asked. "Huh? Oh, just working on my kart. Nothing special." Rainbow said. "I see. And what would you like to do when you win the one million bits?" Cherry asked. "Join the Wonderbolts of course!" Rainbow said. "Fascinating! Let's see your kart!" Cherry says. "Marvelous! How do you do such art?" Cherry asked. "With awesomeness!" Rainbow says. "And what would you like to say to your fans?" "Always be number one!" Rainbow says. "Well...bye!" Cherry waves. Rainbow waves and brings her spray can. "The next pony is the most generous pony you've ever met! Here is Rarity! How are you feeling today?" Cherry asked. "Hm? Oh! I simply can not look like this in front of my fans. It's not appropriate!" Rarity says as she looks at the camera. "Nonsense! You look fine!" Cherry says. "You think so?" "Absolutely! So, tell me, why did you come here if you don't like fighting?" "Well, darling, I simply came here to have fun with my friends. You don't want to be left out, do you?" "Spoken with true words, Miss Rarity." Cherry says. "Let's see her kart!" "Marvelous! Simply beautiful!" Cherry says. "Why thank you, darling!" Rarity says. "What would you like to say to your fans?" "Just remember to stay beautiful as you can." "Alright. See ya!" Cherry waves off Rarity as she fixes the cushion. "Next up, the pony who always makes a smile, Pinkie Pie! How are you, Pinkie?" "Super duper ultra fantastic, Cherry! I never thought to see so many happy faces at The Grand Canterlot Race!" Pinkie says. "Splendid! So, what brings you here to the fabulous race?" Cherry asked. "I need enough money so I can make the Jabba Wanted Ultra-Fantastic-Princess like-Huge-Super-Awesome Cupcake!" Pinkie said with one breath. "May we see your kart?" Cherry asked. "Sure you can!" Pinkie says with a smile. "Amazing! Well, guess we gotta go. See ya!" Cherry says. "Bye! Have fun!" Pinkie says as she stuffs confetti in her mini party cannon. "Next up, with true generosity and kindness, Fluttershy! How are you doing?" Cherry asked. Fluttershy was scared out of her wits until she saw the camera. "Oh...hello. I'm fine." Fluttershy waved at the camera. "It seems that you kart is made entirely by animals, is that true?" Cherry asked. "Oh yes! Angel and my other critters made it so I can win the 1 million bits. You know, for food." Fluttershy says. "May we see your kart?" Cherry asked. "Certainly!" Fluttershy said with a smile. "Amazing! It's made entirely by metal and wood!" Cherry says with a huge smile. "Don't forget the hamster ball. It's so precious!" Fluttershy said with a cute squee. "Well, we must get to the next racer, see ya!" Cherry says. "Thank you!" Fluttershy said with a smile. "Next up! And you have to be honest to get answers out of this mare, Applejack! How are you doing this fine evening?" Cherry asked. Applejack looked away from the cart and onto Cherry. "Huh? Oh, mighty fine, Cherry. Just fixin' a couple of parts. No harm done." Applejack says. "No harm? How can you be so calm around a crowd of ponies? Everypony, even the griffons are watching this show. How are you so calm?" Cherry asked with curiosity. "Aw shucks, Cherry. Yer just trying to make me blush! Ah've been aroun' a couple of ponies and not scared once! Ah think Ah can handle it." Applejack said. "May we see you kart?" Cherry changed the subject. "Of course!" Applejack said. "Amazing! I heard it runs on Apple Cider. Is that true?" Cherry asked. "You betcha feather it runs on Apple Cider! My Apple Cider will get this baby goin' where Ah want!" Applejack says. "Marvelous! Would you like to say anything to your fans?" Cherry asked. "Just hang on tight to the wheel, partner. It ain't gonna be easy" Applejack says. "Bye!" Cherry says. "Bye!" Applejack says, that brings out a hammer. "After meeting Applejack, let's meet a bigger apple: Big Mac! Are you ready to be here?" Cherry asked. "Eeyup!" Big Mac says. "Do you think you can even beat your sister?" "Eeyup!" "And what would you do if you won the million bits?" Cherry says with a smirk. "Eeyup." "Curses. Thought that'll work." Cherry says with herself. "May we see you kart?" "Eeyup." "Beautiful! Hope you win!" Cherry says. "Eeyup." "Now to meet the four extra characters. Princess of the night, Princess Luna! How are you today?" Cherry asked. "Oh, not sure how thy should acted during a huge crowd like this." Luna says. "Not to worry your princess. Just take a deep breath, and let it all out." Cherry says. Luna does as instructed, and seems less stress. "Thy should be thankful to thee. As a gift, you may see my kart." Luna said. "Thank you princess." Cherry said. "My my princess! It's wonderful!" Cherry says. "I try my best." Luna says. "I guess I must be going. Bye princess!" Cherry says. "Goodbye!" Luna says, then admires her karts. "Next, the princess we all know and love, Princess Celestia!" Cherry says. "Hello my faithful pony." Celestia says. "Your majesty, we have a few questions to ask about you, if it's okay." Cherry asked. "Fire away." Celestia said. "How do you feel about the race?" Cherry asked. "To be honest, a little nervous. Luna says that I should be out of the house for a while and have fun, so I'm participating in this." Celestia admitted. "And may we see you kart?" Cherry asked. "Certainly." Celestia said. "It's beautiful, Princess!" Cherry says. "Why thank you. I think you have a important duty to call to." Celestia said. "Oh...oh yes! Thank you princess," Cherry said. The princess nodded and sat in her kart. "Now, to meet two rivals that really want revenge. The pony who hates the Element of Magic, The Great and Powerful Trixie! How do you feel about the race Trixie?" Cherry asked. "Trixie feels not to answer these mortal questions." Trixie says. "What about for your fans?" Cherry asked. "Hmf. Fine. Trixie feels that the race should be over with and just give me the bits now." Trixie says. "You do realized that Twilight is here, right?" Cherry says. "Don't joke with Trixie! Trixie does not want to be fooled with into believing that Sparkle is here." Trixie says with anger. Cherry pointed at the front of the karts and she saw Twilight reading the manual about Ponykarts. "Sparkle. Maybe their is a challenge in all this." Trixie says. "May we see your kart, Great and Powerful Trixie?" Cherry asked. "For calling me by my full name, you shall." Trixie said. "Absolutely beautiful Miss Trixie!" Cherry says. "Trixie does not need your pity lies." Trixie says. "Bye!" Cherry says with a smile, but Trixie just stares Twilight down. "And the only griffon here in this championship, and wants revenge on Rainbow Dash, Gilda! How do you feel about the race, Gilda?" Cherry asked. "I feel awesome enough to own these losers and get the money for myself." Gilda said blankly. "Wow. Even when your foe, Rainbow Dash, is here to compete and you don't give a single feather?" Cherry asked. "Rainbow Dash is here?!" Gilda said shocked. "Well...yeah. She's over there." Cherry pointed sitting on the left side of the track. Gilda makes a evil smirk, and rest on her kart. "Humph. Rainbow is to stupid to realize she's gonna lose." Gilda says. "May we see the kart please?" Cherry changed the subject. "Sure, whatev's." Gilda says. "Stunning, Miss Gilda! I never seen such perfection!" Cherry says. "Yeah, sure." Gilda said, ignoring Cherry. "Bye!" Cherry said with a smile, but Gilda only left a smirk. "We'll, I guess that's all for...huh?" Cherry looked at her feet and saw three fillies. "Excuse me, miss, may we join please? We got here late!" the filly with the red bow says. "Sure, wait, do we have room for three more fillies?" Cherry asked the camera man. The camera nodded and Cherry smiled. "Alright, what team are you guys?" "We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!" they said in a union. "May we see you karts?" Cherry asked. "Uh-huh!" They all said. "Alright, get into position!" Cherry said motherly. The three nodded and positioned themselves in the race. "Well, I guess that's all for the teams! The race will begin in thirty seconds!" Cherry said. The racers positioned themselves, and started their karts. Weird question cube thingies started to float in the middle of the road, and they were all confused. "Aren't you suppose to move that?" Twilight asked. "Move what?" Cherry asked. Derpy came from above and she was dead serious. "Ready?" Derpy asked, holding a stop light. The cars were moving inch from inch, trying to get a head start. All of them was sweating, and they breathed heavily. Their hoofs (feet for Gilda) just urging them to just hit the pedal and cause some fire on their tracks. "Set..." Derpy said slowly. Now they all licked their lips, and they just couldn't wait to hit that gas pedal. The stop light changed to yellow, and the crowd went quiet in a sudden urge for that final word. "GO!!" They all put the pedal to the medal and the karts took off! Get ready for the Grand Canterlot Race! Test Run "And...their off!" Derpy says as they take off to the track. Derpy faces the camera with a smile and whispers, "What the racers don't know is that this is a test run. So this race does not count. Teehee!" She giggles and waves of the camera. Okay, this is how it goes down. See this map? This map is a test run. The orange ? is those boost things. We didn't find anything with a rainbow, so we used question marks. The yellow dots are the mystery question mark things. Or...these things. Those white things behind the start line is where the starters race. But it looks like Rainbow is in the lead! She was in fear at first, but when she ran into it, her item bar was randomly moving. "Huh?" Rainbow was absolutely confused until it landed on the banana. She was given a banana out of thin air. All this winning is making her hungry. She ate the banana, like only half of it, and threw it behind her. Gilda, who was right behind her, fell for the banana trick and slid off the track. "You cheated you noob!" Gilda yelled. Rainbow heard that voice from somewhere, but where? It sounds so familiar. Forget it-OH NOO!! Rainbow tried to make a hard right turn, but only to collide with the wall. Her handle wasn't that great and lead her into hitting the wall. Pinkie came in as well and collided with her kart. "Oh...hi Dashie!" Pinkie says. Fluttershy was now in the lead. But she ran into the item box. Fluttershy stuck her tongue out in cuteness and kept going. The bar landed on a three red ugly mushrooms. Fluttershy held the three out-of-nowhere mushrooms and threw all three of them in her engine. The kart sped up and Fluttershy cheered...softly. Trixie was in 7th place and Twilight was in 8th. They both ran into the item list and they both smiled. Twilight earned the squid and Trixie earned the lighting. Twilight saw Trixie up ahead and she was shocked. "Trixie! Is that you?" Twilight asked. "Shut it, Sparkle! Trixie will win this race and prove that I am better than you." Trixie says. "Than I hope you can survive this!" Twilight says. A squid came out of nowhere and flew upwards for his buddies. All the squids came on each kart (not including Twilight's) and sprayed in the ponies eyes...and griffons eyes...and dragons. "My eyes!" Trixie said painfully and crashed into the wall. Mostly everypony, dragon, and griffon crashed into the wall but Twilight. "Don't hate me!" Twilight says with a smirk. Trixie held up her lighting and shrunk everypony, but not herself. She tried to wipe the ink away, but it just smeared all over her eyes. "Agh! It burns!" Trixie complained. Spike, however, recovered from the ink and tried to get in first place. But his tiny...ness...was making him slow. "Oh, c'mon!" Spike complained in his chipmunk voice. He was clearly in third place, and behind Applebloom, but since her kart was small as well as her, she looked like an ant. "Oh horse apples!" Applebloom complained. All the tiny drivers was still trying to get the ink out, except for Spike, and they all sat down for a break and tried to clean their eyes. Spike's kart turned regular again and he cheered. "Aw yeah! Twilight, you better be ready!" Spike says as he brought out his special weapon. Twilight caught up to Fluttershy and passed her. "Sorry, Fluttershy, but the money is mine!" Twilight says. A shadow formed above her, and she looked up. It was a blue turtle shell with wings. Her face of excitement quickly turned into sadness as it collided with Twilight's kart. Her kart did a from flip and her engine momentarily stopped working. Spike came in and passed Twilight with a smirk as he shouted, "Hope you like your gift!" All of the ponies and griffon finally got the ink out and started driving again. However, Luna caught up to Big Mac and she was happy. "Are thou as excited as thy am?!" Luna asked Big Mac. "Eeyup!" Big Mac says. "Wait...so why do they call you Big Mac?" Luna asked. Big Mac brought out the mega mushroom and...ate it. Big Mac literally was big (as well as his kart) and pushed all the racers away and Luna was shocked. "Now I see why they call you Big Mac. But your precious hostility won't stop me!" Luna says. She brought out her King Mushroom and shoved it in her engine. Luna kept hitting the boost button and her kart was going at a ridiculously fast rate. She past Mega Mac and came in 5th place, just behind Scootaloo. Scoot was having a hard time passing Pinkie Pie. "Excuse me, Pinkie Pie, but your gonna have to move someday!" Scoot says. "Sorry, but I need to win this." Pinkie sang. "Fine, be that way." Scoot says. She ran into the mystery box and earned herself a bad cloud. She rammed into Pinkie and laughed. "Have fun!" Scoot said as she slowed down her speed. Pinkie lashed around in fear and the cloud zapped once. Twice. ZAP Pinkie shrunk once again and she was squashed by Scootaloo. "Sorry I had to do that to you!" Scootaloo said as she ran over Pinkie. "It's fine!" Pinkie said as her eyes spun around. "Final Lap!" Derpy said. Fluttershy picked up the item box and it spun on a red turtle. She hit Twilight, who somehow was in First Place, and she launched the red shell at Twilight. She was directly hit at the engine and she drifted around the corner. She regain her posture and laughed. "Hah! You failed!" Twilight says. "Um...sorry to say, but I have two more." Fluttershy says. She launches another shell and forces Twilight to be attack and slow down. Spike came in after that as well as Scoot. Spike smiled with greedy...ness, until he saw a Bullet Bill from behind. Rarity came out of the Bullet Bill and smirked. "Did you really forget about me?" Rarity asked with a smirk. That is, until Sweetie Belle came in like a freaking sugar rush on her Star meds. "WOOHOO!!" Sweetie Belle said. She pushed everypony, even Fluttershy out of the way and finished the lap. "Sweetie Belle's the winner!" Derpy says. All the others came in and they saw the list from top to bottom. 1st Sweetie Belle 2nd Fluttershy 3rd Spike 4th Scootaloo 5th Rarity 6th Luna 7th Rainbow Dash 8th Big Mac 9th Twilight Sparkle 10th Applebloom 11th Celestia 12th Pinkie Pie 13th Applejack 14th Trixie 15th Gilda "Woah...Gilda...your here?!" Rainbow asked. "Why is she so slow?" Sweetie Belle asked. "I AM NOT SLOW!!" Gilda yelled. "Do I win the million bits?" Sweetie Belle asked. "Nope!" Derpy said. All the ponies were shocked at this. "So this whole race was for nothing?! YOU BETTER HAVE AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS YOU SCUMBAG PONY!!" Gilda yelled. "Calm down, keep you beak shut." said Derpy with a calm tone. "This was just a test run. It was showing you who to look out for." "We'll, Gilda here is slow." Rainbow taunted. "YOU BETTER WATCH YOU BACK, RAINBOW DASH!! I'M GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN AFTER THIS!!" Gilda yelled. "The real race is over there." Derpy pointed at the other track, filled with deadly lasers, fire, spikes, those Mario crushing enemies, and different places and themes, and ponies ready to throw junk at them. The ponies jaws were dropped and they looked back at Derpy. "Race begins in an hour, so repair your kart and get ready for the race of your life's." Derpy ordered. She flew away and left everyone stunned, until a few seconds later, they went to prepare their karts. The real race begins soon... Canterlot/Ponyvile"Alright racers!" Derpy says. "Your job is to get to the human world and a human will continue from there. But first, you must pass through all of Canterlot, and get to the Everfree Forest by passing Ponyville. I'll meet you there. On your mark..." The racers once again was ready to push that pedal, slowly starting the engine. "Set..." The crowd got louder...and louder...and the racers ears started to sound them out until that final word came in. "GO!!" The racers once again took off from Canterlot and went down the mountain. This...is when the fun begins. "Hey Gilda!" Rainbow called, running into a item box and getting a bob-omb. "What?!" Gilda asked in frustration. "Feel the rainbow, TASTE THE RAINBOW!!" Rainbow yelled as she threw the bomb. "Wait...what?!" Gilda caught the bomb...and it exploded. "GAH!!" Gilda said painfully as her kart did a freaking front flip, making her kart stop and her engine boil. Rainbow laughed at her failure as the mountain demanded a sharp left turn. But since her handling sucks, she slid off the mountain. "I hate when this happens..." Derpy says as she went to pick Rainbow up. Twilight was doing a excellent job at bring in fourth place. She ran into the item list and landed on three mushrooms. "Yes!" She said. Unfortunatley, they had to go through a U shaped canyon advoiding boulders. "Why is their so much stuff here?!" Spike asked, becoming in third place. "Thee agree's with dragon!" Luna says, becoming in second place. "And like Rainbow says, prepare to be owned!" Twilight says. She took a hard right and went up into the air, performing an epic trick and landing on the ground, giving her an extra boost. "Hey everypony!" Spike called. "Let's do what Twilight's doing!" They all performed tricks to avoid the boulders and it successfully worked. Twilight threw her mushroom as soon as she was gonna hit the air, passing Spike and Luna, and right behind Celestia. She used another mushroom, once again pushing forward and becoming in first place, passing Celestia. "Hmm, my faithful student, we meet again." Celestia says. "Yes, Princess. But I'm going to win this whether you like it or not!" Twilight says with triumph. "I don't think so." Celestia says, pushing her item button. She sent out the blue turtle, and it made her crash into a boulder, and becoming in sixth place. "Hope you like the gift, Twilight Sparkle!" Celestia says. Not only that, but the blue turtle collided with Twilight, now making her become in 12th place. "Ugh...I hate that shell." Twilight says. Meanwhile, Applejack caught up with Gilda, who just happened to pass 'All the losers' in quote, and becoming in 9th place. "Welcome, Gilda, to pony war!" Applejack says. "Yeah right! Eat this!" Gilda says as she brought out her King Mushroom and shoved it in her engine. She rapidly hit the boost button and she sped off that would even make Rainbow Dash proud. Speaking of Rainbow Dash, she just happened to catch up to Applejack. "Sup." she said. "Hey Rainbow!" Applejack said with a smile. "By the way, sorry I don't have your order, but all we have you eating is my dust!" Rainbow said as she grabbed her POW item, and raised it up in the air. It got smaller, and smaller, but it caused a huge earthquake, forcing everyone to crash either on the side, or fall to the ground, being saved by Derpy. Rainbow, however, was unaffected by the earthquake and sped up to 6th place. Applebloom was doing an awesome job, keeping in 4th place. Using a green shell, forcing Spike to back up, and appear side to side. "Guess were evenly matched, huh?" Spike asked. "Not when Ah leave faster than your slow kart." Applebloom says. "Are you trying to test my skills?" Spike asked. "Who wouldn't?" Applebloom asked as she ran into the item box as well as Spike. Their items spun and spun, until Spike had three green shells, and Applebloom also landed on green shells. "Wanna make an alliance?" Spike asked. "Don't those always go bad?" Applebloom asked. "Sometimes, but if one of us wins, we can share it with your friends, and Rarity!" Spike says. "Are you only doing this for Rarity?" "Shut up. Do you want an alliance or not?" Spike asked. Applebloom thought about this, but then a red turtle came in and forced Applebloom to hit the rails. "You did that on purpose!" "I have green shells!" Applebloom's kart was still hitting the rails, until the rails...ended and almost made Applebloom fall. Spike stopped his kart and went to help Applebloom. "I gotcha!" Spike says. Trixie came up with an evil smirk and she stops next to them. "Poor little dwagon wants to save her! To bad he's gonna be in last place!" Trixie mocked and took off, getting dirt in Spike's eyes. He pulled Applebloom up, and fell on the ground, trying to wipe the dirt off. "Alright, I'll join." She says. "To win first place?" "To win first place." Derpy came up from the cliff with Applebloom's kart, and gently set it next to Spike's. "Might wanna hurry, their almost at the Everfree Forest!" Derpy says. "Which way is the fastest shortcut to pass the Everfree Forest?" Spike asked. "Going through Maple Treeway. Why?" "Then where does it take us?" "Celestia's Mushroom Gorges. That's where your heading next." Spike got into his kart as well as Applebloom. "Thanks for the information." He says as they both take off. However, their was one person, hiding in last place to take that shortcut. And that my friend...was Gilda the Griffon. "Heh, knew I should've waited." She says as she heads in her kart. She follows the two into Maple Treeway while the others head into Everfree Forest. This is gonna be one heck of a trip. Let's see the rally, shall we. The people who made it to the 1/10 checkpoints are: 1st Celestia 2nd Twilight Sparkle 3rd Luna 4th Scootaloo 5th Big Mac 6th Pinkie Pie 7th Rainbow Dash 8th Fluttershy 9th Rarity 10th Sweetie Belle 11th Applejack 12th Trixie 13th Applebloom 14th Spike 15th Gilda Prepare for the next track: Everfree Forest/Maple Treeway! Everfree Forest/Maple Treeway "Move out of my way, Sparkle!" Trixie yelled. Twilight and Trixie was passing each other, both first and second, and neither of them would budge. The tree's kept trying to make them crash, but their swerving skills were successful. "I'll have you know, Trixie, that your skills, are terrible!" Twilight says as she ran into the Item Box. She grabbed the Blue Turtle, slowed down, and gave one epic throw. Trixie saw the turtle...and smirked. She slowed down, crashed into Twilight, and the turtle smashed onto the both of them, slowing them down. Just then, Luna and Big Mac were feisty with each other. "This forest isn't big enough for the both of us!" Luna yelled through the horrifying and fast-rated tree's. "NOPE!!" Big Mac urged with all the energy he had. But he had a trick up his sleeve...or coat. He saw dirt up ahead, and it demanded a U-Turn. He popped the kart, and started to drift. He smiled, but it soon turned into a frown when he saw Luna having the same idea. They drifted into the the U-Turn was completed. Behind them, was Rainbow and Applejack, equally crashing into each other and one having a turtle, one having a banana. "Why you gotta cheat, Applejack?" Rainbow asked, ready to throw her turtle. "Ah ain't cheatin'!" Applejack said, ready to throw her banana. But when the road demanded a U-Turn, Rainbow threw her green turtle, causing it to bounce off the tree and following the leaders. "Your an idiot, Dash. Hope you lose." Applejack said, but before she can throw it, Rainbow drifted, and successfully completed her U-Turn. Applejack, however, crashed onto the tree, and was hit by a red turtle, followed by Scoot. "Sorry 'bout that!" Scoot said as she gave a drifting turn. "It's a'ight, Scoot." Applejack said, her eyes spinning. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// "GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Gilda yelled with full anger, following the two down. Spike skid to the right, dodging a green shell. "Watch it! Keep your anger together!" Spike yelled. "YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!" Gilda yelled. She grabbed an item box and she had three mushrooms. But before she can use them, this path demanded to go upwards....into a cannon. Applebloom was first to go, and cheered as she was blasted off into a tree, passing all the racers. Spike was second, and he cheered in delight as he saw Twilight having a massive argument on Trixie. When Gilda went, she looked down to see Rainbow successfully doing a U-Turn. "That cheater." Gilda said to herself. Once they landed, no fences to keep them intact, and Derpy was ready for someone to fall. "Look out, Spike! Catapillars!" Applebloom shouted. These creatures were huge creatures and looked undisturbed. Spike had to skid to the left, then to the right, and was frighten just as Gilda. She skid left, then right, and got an item box. She grabbed a blue shell, but she saved that for later. She used her mushrooms, and zoomed passed Applebloom. "See you later, los-!" Gilda was interrupted by a catapillar's foot, and she lost her blue shell. "Yoink!" Applebloom taunted as she grabbed the blue shell. Spike and Applebloom cheered and gave each other high fives, but now they had to go downwards. "Crud!" Spike and Applebloom yelled just before they screamed to their doom. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// "Hey Tia!" Pinkie waved just as she came zooming by. "Hello! Pinkie, was it? How are you doing?" Celestia asked, calmly taking her time through the forest. "Fine! I just love Pumpkin! Such a cutie! But, ya wanna team up? Like an Alliance?" Pinkie asked. "Well...I always team up with Luna...but teaming up with the Elements oh Harmony isn't such a bad idea. Alright then." "Great! Well...see ya at the next course!" Pinkie said as they nodded. They put the pedal to the medal as they try to catch up. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Sweetie Belle was doing an epic job at keeping at...well...11th place. "Um...excuse me." She heard. She turned to see Fluttershy sitting next to her. "Mind if you...slow down? If you don't mind?" Fluttershy asked. Still trying to keep up. "N to the OPE!! Sorry, Fluttershy, but I gotta win this!" Sweetie Belle says. "Oh...alright then." Fluttershy said, then brings out a red turtle. "I hope you don't mind if I do this." Fluttershy threw the red turtle behind her, and it slowed at first, but it picked up pace towards Sweetie Belle. It came closer, and closer, Sweetie Belle was frightened. "Y-you wouldn't harm a filly for the million bits, would you?" She asked terrified. Sweetie Belle definetly does not want to be in last place, and she really does not want to be hurt. "Well...we could..team up, if you like?" Fluttershy asked. Sweetie Belle thought about this, but since her handling looks promising, it does look like a winning vehicle. "Alright, but we share the bits, deal?" Sweetie Belle asked. "As you wish. Here, have this." Fluttershy handed her a star, and Sweetie Belle smiled. "Thanks!" Sweetie Belle said. "No problem!" Fluttershy said. Sweetie Belle shoved the star in her kart, and she zoomed out like the wind. "YEA-HAH-HAAAA!!" Sweetie Belle cheered as she zoomed past. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Scoot just came in like the wind, and she saw Rainbow Dash, just in front of her. "Rainbow Dash! Hey, Rainbow Dash! Look!" Scoot yelled. Rainbow looked behind her and saw Scoot literally behind her. "Hey, Scoot! How's it hanging?" Rainbow asked. "Great!" Scoot said, but she came up with a great idea. "Maybe we can work together! Teamwork!" "If you wanna team up with me, you gotta show your skills." Rainbow teased, but when Scoot when over a completely out-of-nowhere ramp, she performed a front flip, and landing, giving her a extra boost on her kart and being side to side with Dash. Dash stared in shock, but she went into an evil smirk. "Say...maybe you can join. But if you win, you give me the bits." Rainbow says. "Anything for you, Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo says. They sped up to catch up with the racers. Let's see the results! ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 1st Applebloom 2nd Spike 3rd Gilda 4th Big Mac 5th Luna 6th Rainbow Dash/color] 7th Scootaloo 8th Applejack 9th Sweetie Belle 10th Trixie 11th Twilight 12th Rarity 13th Fluttershy 14th Pinkie 15th Celestia Next up, Celestia's Mushroom Gorges! Author's Note Sorry guys, took a little while. Hope you like the story! Plus, I had to improvise by adding more...alliances. Hope you like them! I think... Celestia's Mushroom Gorges "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" Applebloom and Spike screamed as they hit the bottom. They bounced off of a mushroom, onto another, and landed onto the track. They still drove, but all came out was a slight chuckle of both. "Well...that was...fun." Applebloom said. "Yeah...wait...you hear something?" Spike asked. They both stopped...and heard something. What was it? "GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! YOU LITTLE BRATS BETTER BE READY FOR A BEATDOWN!!" "Holy Celestia, it's Gilda!!" Spike yelled in fear. "What did we do to her?! We didn't do anything!!" Applebloom said in fear. "Forget what we did!! It's what were suppose to do now! RUN--I MEAN DRIVE!!" Spike yelled as he hit the pedal to the metal. They both took off, but when they got to the original track, the other racers came in view...from behind the raging bird. "Spike! What did you do to peeve off Gilda?!" Twilight shouted from afar. "Nothing! She's just angry!!" Spike yelled in fear. The racers drove into a cave, and all was shock to see a whole cave of red and green mushrooms just waiting to be rode on. Derpy and her fellow Kart Crew was waiting for someone to fall. "We're gunna die!" Applejack yelled in fear. "Who's idea was this?!" Gilda asked in fear. Derpy, on the other hand, giggled as she said that. "See ya later, sucka's!" Applebloom said as she grabbed Spike's hand. They rode on the ramp and jumped onto a red mushroom, bouncing off of it and landing on the green one. They fell onto a red mushroom, and once again, bounced onto the other side of the cave, and leaving to outside. "That's mah sister." Applejack said with pride. "So? They know the secret! We don't!" Rainbow said, now ready to park the kart. "I think I know. Red is bounce, Green is flat. We need to land on the red one's to bounce!" Twilight says. "Hope ya right, Twi." Applejack says. "Hiya guys!!" Pinkie says out of nowhere. She drove off the ramp, bounced on the red mushroom, drifted of the green mushroom, and landed onto the other side of the cave. "Come on, Tia!" Pinkie yelled. "I told you not to call me that!!" Celestia says as she follows behind Pinkie. They drove off to catch up with Spike and Applebloom. "Alright then. Let's go!" Gilda says as she puts the kart on drive. She drives off the ramp, as well as everyone else. Once they made it to the other side, a portal was ready to go. "Really? That's it?" Gilda asked. She tried to to into the portal, but end up falling off the cliff. "YOU LIED TO ME!!!" Gilda yelled just before she was grabbed by a pegasus. The others laughed before they had to jump on more mushrooms. Some fell and others just...failed. "Why is this so difficult!" Twilight asked with anger. "Thou telling me!" Luna says, falling once again off another mushroom. "Trixie hates losing! Why don't they just give me the pri-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Trixie says as she fell off the mushroom. Meanwhile, Spike and Applebloom were ahead...as well as Celestia and Pinkie. "Your going down, Pinkie!" Spike said with a smile. "I'm not going down without giving someone a present!" Pinkie said as she ran into a box. The item list spun until she was given a Bob-omb. "Here! A present from me!" Pinkie said as she threw the bomb. "Sorry, you need a receipt!" Spike said as he kicked the bomb backed to Pinkie as it exploded. She spun out of control, but Celestia came into view. "Know that you'll be my top leader, Spike!" Celestia says as she grabbed a blue turtle and hurled it to Spike. He was hit and he crashed onto the wall, but Applebloom came from behind. "Are you scared? You should be hiding in your shell!" She says as she threw a red turtle shell at Celestia. She was forced to stop, but Pinkie came up. "I have recovered, but your still to slow!" Pinkie says as she forces a mushroom and had a extra boost. This went on and on...until they heard a barking sound. "Is that a dog?" Spike asked. "I love dogs!" Pinkie says. But no...this ain't no ordinary dog...it was a Chain Chomp. "WHAT IS THAT?!?!" Spike asked in fear. "RUF RUF!!" It yelled in anger. It bounced and chased them as they screamed in fear. "I know this is suppose to be a fun race, but this is not fun at all!" Celestia says as she puts the kart in 50 miles per hour. "This is ridiculous!" Spike says with fear. "Who cares?! Drive faster!!" Applebloom says. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Once they made it across the cave, it turned into a item royal. But...guess who decided to talk to Gilda? "Listen here, Feather Brian. Trrrrrixie, here, wants to win the million bits. Unless you want to lose, we got to work together." Trixie says. "Why would I team up with the low life pony like you?" Gilda asked. "Because I know one thing you don't know Rainbow Dash." Trixie says. This caught Gilda's attention. "Go on..." "Rainbow Dash hates being in last place. So if we trick her to become in last, she'll freak out, and you'll have your revenge." Trixie says. "For the million bits right?" "The million bits." They shook on it, and evil plans creeped up on their faces as they tried to keep track on the racers. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 1st Pinkie 2nd Celestia 3rd Appebloom 4th Spike 5th Scootaloo 6th Fluttershy/color] 7th Rainbow Dash 8th Sweetie Belle 9th Applejack 10th Trixie 11th Gilda 12th Rarity 13th Big Mac 14th Luna 15th Twilight Next up, Celestia's Garden! Author's Note I had to stall again...don't like stalling. But next up, Celestia's Garden. Hope you guys like the Chapter! P.S. This chapter was suppose to be slow, in case your wondering. Eeyup...short and slow... Celestia's GardenHEY!! I...want to share something with you guys. I'm not behind for anything. But...if...maybe...I can get at least 30 likes. I may...or may not...make a another game sequel for this. I could show you a hint...if I make at least a few. Just saying. Anyway, here's a clue for the sequel. DON'T SPOIL IT!! I want others to figure it out. And...their you have it. Hope you can solve it! ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// "Oh man! Keep driving!" "Shut up, Spike! Ah ain't stupid!" Applebloom says. The Chain Chomp chased the four down...until the road started to feel a bit more...soft. "Hey...least the road ain't bumpy anymore." Spike says. "We're driving through my garden! My beautiful garden!" Celestia cries. "RUF RUF!!" "I think your garden is much safer than we are right now!" Spike says. They popped the kart and drifted around the plants in order to escape Chain Chomp. But from behind... "Oh man! Sorry, Princess Celestia." Twilight says, now driving on her beautiful garden. "Who cares?" Trixie says, having a green shell in her hoof. "Trrrrixie, here, thinks it's quite fun to ride on somepony's property without getting in trouble." She threw the green shell behind her, and forced Sweetie Belle to hit the bush. Speaking of Sweetie Belle, did you know: She was in 4th place? Followed by Scootaloo? "Scoot! How'd you get up here?" Sweetie Belle asked. "Rainbow Dash told me that I can be on her team if I can with the million bits!" Scoot said cheerfully. "You do realize she's using you so she can win no matter what?" Sweetie Belle says. "Nu-uh!" "Yeah-huh!" And this, my friend, is how their feud began. They both ran into the item box, forcing Sweeite Belle to have red shell, and Scoot a squid. "No...please! Don't send him! Anything but that!" Sweetie Belle begged. "TO LATE!! By the awesome power of Rainbow Dash! I summon thee!" Scoot says. The squid nodded as it flew in the air. When it came back, it brought his little squid friends. "Scoot! You do realize that not only did you betray Rainbow, but your gonna give her-" the squid shot ink at Sweetie Belle's face. "-AGH!! I'M BLIND!!" She, once again, crashed into the bush, and Scoot hissed in pain as she saw all the racers crash. "Maybe that wasn't a good idea to use it." Scoot says. She pushed the Scooter on over-drive and sped up to catch up with the leaders. However, the leaders figured out the secret to get the ink out and sped up faster...of course...you forgot the Chain Chomp, didn't you? "RUF RUF!!" It barked. "Why?! Why did I have to die like this?" Spike yelled in fear. "Just...drive!" Applebloom yelled. "Hi guys!" Scoot says as she drives by them. She had a green shell, and she smiled. "Guess you wouldn't mind if I gave this a try, eh?" She asks. "How did you pass the monster?" Applebloom asked. "The whut?" Scoot looked behind her to see a huge metal chomped on her tail. "We're heading into Canterlo-AAAAAAAHHH!!" Pinkie screamed as they rammed into the glass painting. They all screamed, but the monster wasn't able to chase them...unless your saying he's to fat to break it. He's a monster, it's possible to break through. They screamed from the top of their lungs until their wheels came into contact with the super clean and slip-able floor. "RUF RUF!!" The Chaim Chomp shouted. "Still chasing us!" Spike yelled with fear. "I got an idea, follow me!" Applebloom ordered. Spike followed behind, as she made a hard left turn. Spike followed, but Tia and Pinkie went right. The Chain Chomp followed Pinkie and her fellow assistant as Spike and Applebloom cheered. "That was awesome!" Spike said. Unfortunately. This led onto more paths. Seven halls, one leads to the mirror. "UGH!! Why?!" Spike called out in anger. "The second hall!" Applebloom pointed. Spike didn't listen, but instead heard the sound of liquid. He looked at the fifth hall, and saw the shadows of ponies waiting for them. "No! Fifth hall!" Spike grabbed Applebloom's hoof and took a immediate right. They followed the hall to find the mirror sitting perfectly for them. "Yeah! You did it!" Appebloom shouted. However, a green shell hit her in the back of her kart, spinning her out and hitting the rail. Spike parked the kart and head over to her. But he saw a glimpse of his arch enemy: Scootaloo. "For Rainbow Dash!" She said as she ran through the mirror. The ponies in the crowd cheered for her, but it got louder as the rest followed. Spike saw them from a distance. Dirt, dust, any wheels. "Come on!" Spike says. Applebloom shook her head from being dizzy, and started her kart. Spike got into his and started up the kart. They drove into the mirror, but from behind... "Ready, Trixie?" Gilda asked with a smirk. "Trixie is always ready." She says with a smirk. They rammed into the box, one had a red shell, one had a bomb. Rainbow was just in front, minding her own business. But when Gilda threw her red shell, Rainbow spun out, and going for the 3rd hall. The two laughed, and Trixie parked the kart. She gently placed the bomb right at the entrance of the hall. So the only way to get back in the race, was to lose a few seconds and be completely last. They giggled, and they drove into the mirror. Rainbow came back from the halls of toture and saw the bomb. She cried in agony, becoming in last place for good. "That's not fair! Who would do such a thing!" Rainbow cried. Trixie and Gilda, a few miles away, giggled just before entering the mirror. 1st Scootaloo 2nd Applebloom 3rd Spike 4th Celestia 5th Pinkie 6th Big Mac 7th Luna 8th Applejack 9th Twilight Sparkle 10th Applejack 11th Sweetie Belle 12th Fluttershy 13th Trixie 14th Gilda 15th Rainbow Dash Coming to you live! Next on: Rainbow's Mirrored Road! Rainbow's Reversed Road "Yeah!! Huh?" Scootaloo said as she turned to see Spike and Applebloom. They drive as fast as they can to catch up to her, but they all ran to the Item Box. Scootaloo earned the banana, Spike earned the red turtle, and Applebloom earned the three red mushrooms. "'Ello, Gov'na!! Care for a wager?" Spike joked, showing a red turtle. He threw it, hitting Scootaloo and forcing her to almost fall into the endless pink portal of whatever. She got her wheel back in track, and she sighed in relief. "Leave me alone!!" Scoot yelled with anger. Meanwhile, Pinkie was having a hard time not trying to fall over to the abyss. She tries her hardest, but not log after A.J. came in. "Howdy, Pinkie!" Applejack said with a wave. "Hi!" Pinkie replied. They rammed into the item box , both somehow ending up with bob-ombs. They looked back to see Luna and Big Mac glaring at each other. Pinkie and Applejack smiled and rolled the bombs to them, both exploding and them falling over. "Yeah!!" They said as they brohoof each other. It didn't last long when Fluttershy came up in full speed, her colors changing and her eyes changing from the Star. She sped off, rudely bumping into 7th to 1st in an instant. "OhmygoshthisissoexcitingthisstarfeelsconvientlikecakeIlikecakejustsomuchyay!!" Fluttershy said in her hyper star mode. As she came up in 1st place, Spike was forced to put his gear in reverse and grab Applebloom by the hoof, making Scootaloo fall by a rampaging drugged tree. Her star power stopped and she saw Spike and Applebloom barely behind her. But the staring contest didn't last long as they went into a cannon. Being blasted hard into the next arena. But barely behind was the lovable Pinkie Pie. Her party cannon filled wit confetti and killer red turtles. "See you guys later!!" She yelled with a smile. Her turtles blew right out of her cannon, and tracking out anypony 8th and above. Twilight, barely seeing the red turtle, was blasted by Gilda. She gotten a boost by the dumb griffon and the red turtle instead seek for Gilda. She was hit hard and fell off the road. Another turtle came in for Luna and Big Mac, both unwilling to give up. "You should give up." Luna urged. "Nope!" Big Mac said with a smirk. The turtle was barely behind, creeping up like a shadow. They both looked back to see the turtle. "Farewell, Big Mac!" She said. She sped up her kart, hoping it turned for Big Mac, but it did not. It followed her with great speed, and Big Mac could not help but laugh. She was hit, doing a front flip, and sliding into the barrel, shot out of the cannon. He followed and as shot up with a beautiful sound as Pinkie came up. "Tia! Now!" She yelled. Celestia, just behind, used a Bullet Bill, and Pinkie was lucky enough to catch a ride. Trixie, who was in fact 10th place, saw this and used a Mega Mushroom. She caught up with the two. And both was shot out of the cannon. Fluttershy, in 11th and Sweetie Belle in 12th, caught up. They both smiled and giggled as they had a plan up their coats. When they hit the cannon however... (Stop the Music!) They all made it to the rest stop. All humans cheering for the out of nowhere karts. They all pulled up into their positions, and guess who came to ruin the fun? "Hello, every pony!" Discord said about. "Discord?! What are you--?!" "Ah ah ah, my little rainbow haired pony, our host decided to make a few changes." Discord interrupted Rainbow. "Changes?" Applejack asked. "What sort of changes?" Scoot came in. "Well, for the person who was middle most of the time was Pinkie, Sweetie Belle, Luna, and Big Mac. The four of you, come here upfront." He ordered. The four did as followed, and Discord had a smile. "Now, for your reward for being an average driver, pick a pony who is forced to change karts!" He said. They all was shocked, yet the four had smiles. They all shook their heads, yet Sweetie Belle was the first to speak. "Well..." She said with a hint of cruelty. "If I had to chose, it would be...Rainbow Dash!!" "No!!" Rainbow said with sadness, but it was to late. Her kart she built all on her own was rearrange to a brand new hot rod. Instead of breaking into tears, she was shocked to see a perfectly good looking kart. The four who were chosen were shocked themselves, but Discord was unamused. "Yes yes, a new kart, so what? My favorite part? Your kart is not Automatic. It's now Manual, and if you want to steer, you have to push yourself to the limit." Discord said with a smile. Rainbow only scoffed and said, "Yeah yeah. I can handle it. Sheesh." However, when she tried to put it into position, the car moved to fast as her acceleration has increased by a little, making her crash into the side of wall. "Uh...it may be getting used to." She said with a sheepish smile. They all went back to frowning as the four put back on their smiles. "Twilight Sparkle, seems your to good with your kart. It may need some rearranging." Luna said with a smirk. Her kart was changed before Twilight can protest, seeing a brand new, but extremely basic, hot rod. "Aww." She said sadly. Big Mac didn't even need to say anything. Discord knew what he wanted to change. "I like your sense of style." Discord approved, making. Big Mac smile a bit. Luna's kart was changed, and she didn't seem to like it's style. She was sadden upon to see her kart change. Luna growled at Big. Mac for his choice as she whispered, "Thou going to pay for thy did, servant!" She marched angrily back to her kart and both Discord and Big Mac chuckled. "U-um...c-can I have mine change too?" He heard a whisper. Discord looked to see Fluttershy with a cute squee as he couldn't help but facepalm. "Your lose." He said. He snapped his fingers as her kart was change to a more sturdy kart. "Your Speed, Acceleration, Traction, and Handling has decreased by one point. However, the readers here, get to choose who to modify and what kart." He added. "Readers?" Rainbow asked. "Yeah! The readers? The reason why the race is still going?" Pinkie chimed in to a confused pony. "Anyway, get ready girls, your going to the mall. The Coconut Mall, that is!" He said with a smile. "I'm so gonna by all the shoes there! They got sneakers! Derpy came in with a stern face and they all got into positions. "Fuel up your kart and fix the damage. Were in the human world!" She said. "Roger that!" They all said, other than Discord. Let's see those results!! 1st Applebloom 2nd Spike 3rd Scootaloo 4th Twilight 5th Pinkie 6th Big Mac 7th Luna 8th Rairty 9th Trixie 10th Applejack 11th Sweetie Belle 12th Fluttershy 13th Celestia 14th Gilda 15th Rainbow Dash Get ready to shop, 'cause were going to the Coconut Mall!! Author's Note Sorry this race was so short, I'm busy with other stuff. But yeah! Hope you liked this chapter! And holy crap! I thank you guys so much for supporting this story! Without you guys, this story would've been cancelled. But I thank you all for sticking with me, and I hope to see you later!
Racers...start your engines!Hello, readers! And welcome to the most exciting race in the world! Today, we meet 15 racers! That's right! 15 racers! First, we're gonna pass this conversation to Cherry Blossom! Cherry how's it hanging? "Oh, nothing much." She responded. She's the host of this race folks! So give it up for...Cherry! "Author, stop! They don't even know who I am!" She said. Fine. But, introduce the reader to our racers please? "Alrighty then! First, we'll meet our first racer. Twilight Sparkle!" Cherry said. She trotted her way to her kart and Twilight and she was working on the kart. "Hello Twilight!" Cherry said. Twilight looked up from her kart and saw the camera. "Oh...hello! Never really been on camera before!" Twilight said. "So, first question: What is your karts name?" Cherry asked. "I call it the PCSK, or Princess Celestia's Student Kart!" Twilight says. "Wow, Twilight! This looks like a perfect kart right here!" Cherry says. "Thank you! Even with the crowd screaming our names, it's really hard to focus on the race. All that adrenaline is really packing a punch!" Twilight says. "Just stay calm and race on, Sparkle! See ya later!" Cherry says. "Bye!" Twilight waved, then went back working on her kart. "Next racer, Twilight's dearest assistant, Spike the Dragon! How are you?" Cherry asked as Spike looked away from his kart. "Wow! Am I really on TV?!" Spike asked. "Eeyup!" Cherry answered with a smile. Spike's cheeks turned red and he could just here the names calling out for him. "Aw shucks. Hope I do better at the race then I am at working." He said. "Now, let's see what you kart looks like." Cherry says. "Absolutely fantastic! Your kart is simply amazing!" Cherry says. "Stop it! I'm blushing enough already!" Spike said as his cheeks grew bright red. "What would you like to say to you fans?" Cherry asked. "I would like to say to never give up, and don't let no pony push you around." Spike says. "Perfect! See ya!" Cherry says. Spike waved by and brought out his wrench. "Now, the Element of Loyalty, and called the fastest flyer, Rainbow Dash! How are you doing?" Cherry asked. "Huh? Oh, just working on my kart. Nothing special." Rainbow said. "I see. And what would you like to do when you win the one million bits?" Cherry asked. "Join the Wonderbolts of course!" Rainbow said. "Fascinating! Let's see your kart!" Cherry says. "Marvelous! How do you do such art?" Cherry asked. "With awesomeness!" Rainbow says. "And what would you like to say to your fans?" "Always be number one!" Rainbow says. "Well...bye!" Cherry waves. Rainbow waves and brings her spray can. "The next pony is the most generous pony you've ever met! Here is Rarity! How are you feeling today?" Cherry asked. "Hm? Oh! I simply can not look like this in front of my fans. It's not appropriate!" Rarity says as she looks at the camera. "Nonsense! You look fine!" Cherry says. "You think so?" "Absolutely! So, tell me, why did you come here if you don't like fighting?" "Well, darling, I simply came here to have fun with my friends. You don't want to be left out, do you?" "Spoken with true words, Miss Rarity." Cherry says. "Let's see her kart!" "Marvelous! Simply beautiful!" Cherry says. "Why thank you, darling!" Rarity says. "What would you like to say to your fans?" "Just remember to stay beautiful as you can." "Alright. See ya!" Cherry waves off Rarity as she fixes the cushion. "Next up, the pony who always makes a smile, Pinkie Pie! How are you, Pinkie?" "Super duper ultra fantastic, Cherry! I never thought to see so many happy faces at The Grand Canterlot Race!" Pinkie says. "Splendid! So, what brings you here to the fabulous race?" Cherry asked. "I need enough money so I can make the Jabba Wanted Ultra-Fantastic-Princess like-Huge-Super-Awesome Cupcake!" Pinkie said with one breath. "May we see your kart?" Cherry asked. "Sure you can!" Pinkie says with a smile. "Amazing! Well, guess we gotta go. See ya!" Cherry says. "Bye! Have fun!" Pinkie says as she stuffs confetti in her mini party cannon. "Next up, with true generosity and kindness, Fluttershy! How are you doing?" Cherry asked. Fluttershy was scared out of her wits until she saw the camera. "Oh...hello. I'm fine." Fluttershy waved at the camera. "It seems that you kart is made entirely by animals, is that true?" Cherry asked. "Oh yes! Angel and my other critters made it so I can win the 1 million bits. You know, for food." Fluttershy says. "May we see your kart?" Cherry asked. "Certainly!" Fluttershy said with a smile. "Amazing! It's made entirely by metal and wood!" Cherry says with a huge smile. "Don't forget the hamster ball. It's so precious!" Fluttershy said with a cute squee. "Well, we must get to the next racer, see ya!" Cherry says. "Thank you!" Fluttershy said with a smile. "Next up! And you have to be honest to get answers out of this mare, Applejack! How are you doing this fine evening?" Cherry asked. Applejack looked away from the cart and onto Cherry. "Huh? Oh, mighty fine, Cherry. Just fixin' a couple of parts. No harm done." Applejack says. "No harm? How can you be so calm around a crowd of ponies? Everypony, even the griffons are watching this show. How are you so calm?" Cherry asked with curiosity. "Aw shucks, Cherry. Yer just trying to make me blush! Ah've been aroun' a couple of ponies and not scared once! Ah think Ah can handle it." Applejack said. "May we see you kart?" Cherry changed the subject. "Of course!" Applejack said. "Amazing! I heard it runs on Apple Cider. Is that true?" Cherry asked. "You betcha feather it runs on Apple Cider! My Apple Cider will get this baby goin' where Ah want!" Applejack says. "Marvelous! Would you like to say anything to your fans?" Cherry asked. "Just hang on tight to the wheel, partner. It ain't gonna be easy" Applejack says. "Bye!" Cherry says. "Bye!" Applejack says, that brings out a hammer. "After meeting Applejack, let's meet a bigger apple: Big Mac! Are you ready to be here?" Cherry asked. "Eeyup!" Big Mac says. "Do you think you can even beat your sister?" "Eeyup!" "And what would you do if you won the million bits?" Cherry says with a smirk. "Eeyup." "Curses. Thought that'll work." Cherry says with herself. "May we see you kart?" "Eeyup." "Beautiful! Hope you win!" Cherry says. "Eeyup." "Now to meet the four extra characters. Princess of the night, Princess Luna! How are you today?" Cherry asked. "Oh, not sure how thy should acted during a huge crowd like this." Luna says. "Not to worry your princess. Just take a deep breath, and let it all out." Cherry says. Luna does as instructed, and seems less stress. "Thy should be thankful to thee. As a gift, you may see my kart." Luna said. "Thank you princess." Cherry said. "My my princess! It's wonderful!" Cherry says. "I try my best." Luna says. "I guess I must be going. Bye princess!" Cherry says. "Goodbye!" Luna says, then admires her karts. "Next, the princess we all know and love, Princess Celestia!" Cherry says. "Hello my faithful pony." Celestia says. "Your majesty, we have a few questions to ask about you, if it's okay." Cherry asked. "Fire away." Celestia said. "How do you feel about the race?" Cherry asked. "To be honest, a little nervous. Luna says that I should be out of the house for a while and have fun, so I'm participating in this." Celestia admitted. "And may we see you kart?" Cherry asked. "Certainly." Celestia said. "It's beautiful, Princess!" Cherry says. "Why thank you. I think you have a important duty to call to." Celestia said. "Oh...oh yes! Thank you princess," Cherry said. The princess nodded and sat in her kart. "Now, to meet two rivals that really want revenge. The pony who hates the Element of Magic, The Great and Powerful Trixie! How do you feel about the race Trixie?" Cherry asked. "Trixie feels not to answer these mortal questions." Trixie says. "What about for your fans?" Cherry asked. "Hmf. Fine. Trixie feels that the race should be over with and just give me the bits now." Trixie says. "You do realized that Twilight is here, right?" Cherry says. "Don't joke with Trixie! Trixie does not want to be fooled with into believing that Sparkle is here." Trixie says with anger. Cherry pointed at the front of the karts and she saw Twilight reading the manual about Ponykarts. "Sparkle. Maybe their is a challenge in all this." Trixie says. "May we see your kart, Great and Powerful Trixie?" Cherry asked. "For calling me by my full name, you shall." Trixie said. "Absolutely beautiful Miss Trixie!" Cherry says. "Trixie does not need your pity lies." Trixie says. "Bye!" Cherry says with a smile, but Trixie just stares Twilight down. "And the only griffon here in this championship, and wants revenge on Rainbow Dash, Gilda! How do you feel about the race, Gilda?" Cherry asked. "I feel awesome enough to own these losers and get the money for myself." Gilda said blankly. "Wow. Even when your foe, Rainbow Dash, is here to compete and you don't give a single feather?" Cherry asked. "Rainbow Dash is here?!" Gilda said shocked. "Well...yeah. She's over there." Cherry pointed sitting on the left side of the track. Gilda makes a evil smirk, and rest on her kart. "Humph. Rainbow is to stupid to realize she's gonna lose." Gilda says. "May we see the kart please?" Cherry changed the subject. "Sure, whatev's." Gilda says. "Stunning, Miss Gilda! I never seen such perfection!" Cherry says. "Yeah, sure." Gilda said, ignoring Cherry. "Bye!" Cherry said with a smile, but Gilda only left a smirk. "We'll, I guess that's all for...huh?" Cherry looked at her feet and saw three fillies. "Excuse me, miss, may we join please? We got here late!" the filly with the red bow says. "Sure, wait, do we have room for three more fillies?" Cherry asked the camera man. The camera nodded and Cherry smiled. "Alright, what team are you guys?" "We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders!" they said in a union. "May we see you karts?" Cherry asked. "Uh-huh!" They all said. "Alright, get into position!" Cherry said motherly. The three nodded and positioned themselves in the race. "Well, I guess that's all for the teams! The race will begin in thirty seconds!" Cherry said. The racers positioned themselves, and started their karts. Weird question cube thingies started to float in the middle of the road, and they were all confused. "Aren't you suppose to move that?" Twilight asked. "Move what?" Cherry asked. Derpy came from above and she was dead serious. "Ready?" Derpy asked, holding a stop light. The cars were moving inch from inch, trying to get a head start. All of them was sweating, and they breathed heavily. Their hoofs (feet for Gilda) just urging them to just hit the pedal and cause some fire on their tracks. "Set..." Derpy said slowly. Now they all licked their lips, and they just couldn't wait to hit that gas pedal. The stop light changed to yellow, and the crowd went quiet in a sudden urge for that final word. "GO!!" They all put the pedal to the medal and the karts took off! Get ready for the Grand Canterlot Race!
Test Run "And...their off!" Derpy says as they take off to the track. Derpy faces the camera with a smile and whispers, "What the racers don't know is that this is a test run. So this race does not count. Teehee!" She giggles and waves of the camera. Okay, this is how it goes down. See this map? This map is a test run. The orange ? is those boost things. We didn't find anything with a rainbow, so we used question marks. The yellow dots are the mystery question mark things. Or...these things. Those white things behind the start line is where the starters race. But it looks like Rainbow is in the lead! She was in fear at first, but when she ran into it, her item bar was randomly moving. "Huh?" Rainbow was absolutely confused until it landed on the banana. She was given a banana out of thin air. All this winning is making her hungry. She ate the banana, like only half of it, and threw it behind her. Gilda, who was right behind her, fell for the banana trick and slid off the track. "You cheated you noob!" Gilda yelled. Rainbow heard that voice from somewhere, but where? It sounds so familiar. Forget it-OH NOO!! Rainbow tried to make a hard right turn, but only to collide with the wall. Her handle wasn't that great and lead her into hitting the wall. Pinkie came in as well and collided with her kart. "Oh...hi Dashie!" Pinkie says. Fluttershy was now in the lead. But she ran into the item box. Fluttershy stuck her tongue out in cuteness and kept going. The bar landed on a three red ugly mushrooms. Fluttershy held the three out-of-nowhere mushrooms and threw all three of them in her engine. The kart sped up and Fluttershy cheered...softly. Trixie was in 7th place and Twilight was in 8th. They both ran into the item list and they both smiled. Twilight earned the squid and Trixie earned the lighting. Twilight saw Trixie up ahead and she was shocked. "Trixie! Is that you?" Twilight asked. "Shut it, Sparkle! Trixie will win this race and prove that I am better than you." Trixie says. "Than I hope you can survive this!" Twilight says. A squid came out of nowhere and flew upwards for his buddies. All the squids came on each kart (not including Twilight's) and sprayed in the ponies eyes...and griffons eyes...and dragons. "My eyes!" Trixie said painfully and crashed into the wall. Mostly everypony, dragon, and griffon crashed into the wall but Twilight. "Don't hate me!" Twilight says with a smirk. Trixie held up her lighting and shrunk everypony, but not herself. She tried to wipe the ink away, but it just smeared all over her eyes. "Agh! It burns!" Trixie complained. Spike, however, recovered from the ink and tried to get in first place. But his tiny...ness...was making him slow. "Oh, c'mon!" Spike complained in his chipmunk voice. He was clearly in third place, and behind Applebloom, but since her kart was small as well as her, she looked like an ant. "Oh horse apples!" Applebloom complained. All the tiny drivers was still trying to get the ink out, except for Spike, and they all sat down for a break and tried to clean their eyes. Spike's kart turned regular again and he cheered. "Aw yeah! Twilight, you better be ready!" Spike says as he brought out his special weapon. Twilight caught up to Fluttershy and passed her. "Sorry, Fluttershy, but the money is mine!" Twilight says. A shadow formed above her, and she looked up. It was a blue turtle shell with wings. Her face of excitement quickly turned into sadness as it collided with Twilight's kart. Her kart did a from flip and her engine momentarily stopped working. Spike came in and passed Twilight with a smirk as he shouted, "Hope you like your gift!" All of the ponies and griffon finally got the ink out and started driving again. However, Luna caught up to Big Mac and she was happy. "Are thou as excited as thy am?!" Luna asked Big Mac. "Eeyup!" Big Mac says. "Wait...so why do they call you Big Mac?" Luna asked. Big Mac brought out the mega mushroom and...ate it. Big Mac literally was big (as well as his kart) and pushed all the racers away and Luna was shocked. "Now I see why they call you Big Mac. But your precious hostility won't stop me!" Luna says. She brought out her King Mushroom and shoved it in her engine. Luna kept hitting the boost button and her kart was going at a ridiculously fast rate. She past Mega Mac and came in 5th place, just behind Scootaloo. Scoot was having a hard time passing Pinkie Pie. "Excuse me, Pinkie Pie, but your gonna have to move someday!" Scoot says. "Sorry, but I need to win this." Pinkie sang. "Fine, be that way." Scoot says. She ran into the mystery box and earned herself a bad cloud. She rammed into Pinkie and laughed. "Have fun!" Scoot said as she slowed down her speed. Pinkie lashed around in fear and the cloud zapped once. Twice. ZAP Pinkie shrunk once again and she was squashed by Scootaloo. "Sorry I had to do that to you!" Scootaloo said as she ran over Pinkie. "It's fine!" Pinkie said as her eyes spun around. "Final Lap!" Derpy said. Fluttershy picked up the item box and it spun on a red turtle. She hit Twilight, who somehow was in First Place, and she launched the red shell at Twilight. She was directly hit at the engine and she drifted around the corner. She regain her posture and laughed. "Hah! You failed!" Twilight says. "Um...sorry to say, but I have two more." Fluttershy says. She launches another shell and forces Twilight to be attack and slow down. Spike came in after that as well as Scoot. Spike smiled with greedy...ness, until he saw a Bullet Bill from behind. Rarity came out of the Bullet Bill and smirked. "Did you really forget about me?" Rarity asked with a smirk. That is, until Sweetie Belle came in like a freaking sugar rush on her Star meds. "WOOHOO!!" Sweetie Belle said. She pushed everypony, even Fluttershy out of the way and finished the lap. "Sweetie Belle's the winner!" Derpy says. All the others came in and they saw the list from top to bottom. 1st Sweetie Belle 2nd Fluttershy 3rd Spike 4th Scootaloo 5th Rarity 6th Luna 7th Rainbow Dash 8th Big Mac 9th Twilight Sparkle 10th Applebloom 11th Celestia 12th Pinkie Pie 13th Applejack 14th Trixie 15th Gilda "Woah...Gilda...your here?!" Rainbow asked. "Why is she so slow?" Sweetie Belle asked. "I AM NOT SLOW!!" Gilda yelled. "Do I win the million bits?" Sweetie Belle asked. "Nope!" Derpy said. All the ponies were shocked at this. "So this whole race was for nothing?! YOU BETTER HAVE AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS YOU SCUMBAG PONY!!" Gilda yelled. "Calm down, keep you beak shut." said Derpy with a calm tone. "This was just a test run. It was showing you who to look out for." "We'll, Gilda here is slow." Rainbow taunted. "YOU BETTER WATCH YOU BACK, RAINBOW DASH!! I'M GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN AFTER THIS!!" Gilda yelled. "The real race is over there." Derpy pointed at the other track, filled with deadly lasers, fire, spikes, those Mario crushing enemies, and different places and themes, and ponies ready to throw junk at them. The ponies jaws were dropped and they looked back at Derpy. "Race begins in an hour, so repair your kart and get ready for the race of your life's." Derpy ordered. She flew away and left everyone stunned, until a few seconds later, they went to prepare their karts. The real race begins soon...
Canterlot/Ponyvile"Alright racers!" Derpy says. "Your job is to get to the human world and a human will continue from there. But first, you must pass through all of Canterlot, and get to the Everfree Forest by passing Ponyville. I'll meet you there. On your mark..." The racers once again was ready to push that pedal, slowly starting the engine. "Set..." The crowd got louder...and louder...and the racers ears started to sound them out until that final word came in. "GO!!" The racers once again took off from Canterlot and went down the mountain. This...is when the fun begins. "Hey Gilda!" Rainbow called, running into a item box and getting a bob-omb. "What?!" Gilda asked in frustration. "Feel the rainbow, TASTE THE RAINBOW!!" Rainbow yelled as she threw the bomb. "Wait...what?!" Gilda caught the bomb...and it exploded. "GAH!!" Gilda said painfully as her kart did a freaking front flip, making her kart stop and her engine boil. Rainbow laughed at her failure as the mountain demanded a sharp left turn. But since her handling sucks, she slid off the mountain. "I hate when this happens..." Derpy says as she went to pick Rainbow up. Twilight was doing a excellent job at bring in fourth place. She ran into the item list and landed on three mushrooms. "Yes!" She said. Unfortunatley, they had to go through a U shaped canyon advoiding boulders. "Why is their so much stuff here?!" Spike asked, becoming in third place. "Thee agree's with dragon!" Luna says, becoming in second place. "And like Rainbow says, prepare to be owned!" Twilight says. She took a hard right and went up into the air, performing an epic trick and landing on the ground, giving her an extra boost. "Hey everypony!" Spike called. "Let's do what Twilight's doing!" They all performed tricks to avoid the boulders and it successfully worked. Twilight threw her mushroom as soon as she was gonna hit the air, passing Spike and Luna, and right behind Celestia. She used another mushroom, once again pushing forward and becoming in first place, passing Celestia. "Hmm, my faithful student, we meet again." Celestia says. "Yes, Princess. But I'm going to win this whether you like it or not!" Twilight says with triumph. "I don't think so." Celestia says, pushing her item button. She sent out the blue turtle, and it made her crash into a boulder, and becoming in sixth place. "Hope you like the gift, Twilight Sparkle!" Celestia says. Not only that, but the blue turtle collided with Twilight, now making her become in 12th place. "Ugh...I hate that shell." Twilight says. Meanwhile, Applejack caught up with Gilda, who just happened to pass 'All the losers' in quote, and becoming in 9th place. "Welcome, Gilda, to pony war!" Applejack says. "Yeah right! Eat this!" Gilda says as she brought out her King Mushroom and shoved it in her engine. She rapidly hit the boost button and she sped off that would even make Rainbow Dash proud. Speaking of Rainbow Dash, she just happened to catch up to Applejack. "Sup." she said. "Hey Rainbow!" Applejack said with a smile. "By the way, sorry I don't have your order, but all we have you eating is my dust!" Rainbow said as she grabbed her POW item, and raised it up in the air. It got smaller, and smaller, but it caused a huge earthquake, forcing everyone to crash either on the side, or fall to the ground, being saved by Derpy. Rainbow, however, was unaffected by the earthquake and sped up to 6th place. Applebloom was doing an awesome job, keeping in 4th place. Using a green shell, forcing Spike to back up, and appear side to side. "Guess were evenly matched, huh?" Spike asked. "Not when Ah leave faster than your slow kart." Applebloom says. "Are you trying to test my skills?" Spike asked. "Who wouldn't?" Applebloom asked as she ran into the item box as well as Spike. Their items spun and spun, until Spike had three green shells, and Applebloom also landed on green shells. "Wanna make an alliance?" Spike asked. "Don't those always go bad?" Applebloom asked. "Sometimes, but if one of us wins, we can share it with your friends, and Rarity!" Spike says. "Are you only doing this for Rarity?" "Shut up. Do you want an alliance or not?" Spike asked. Applebloom thought about this, but then a red turtle came in and forced Applebloom to hit the rails. "You did that on purpose!" "I have green shells!" Applebloom's kart was still hitting the rails, until the rails...ended and almost made Applebloom fall. Spike stopped his kart and went to help Applebloom. "I gotcha!" Spike says. Trixie came up with an evil smirk and she stops next to them. "Poor little dwagon wants to save her! To bad he's gonna be in last place!" Trixie mocked and took off, getting dirt in Spike's eyes. He pulled Applebloom up, and fell on the ground, trying to wipe the dirt off. "Alright, I'll join." She says. "To win first place?" "To win first place." Derpy came up from the cliff with Applebloom's kart, and gently set it next to Spike's. "Might wanna hurry, their almost at the Everfree Forest!" Derpy says. "Which way is the fastest shortcut to pass the Everfree Forest?" Spike asked. "Going through Maple Treeway. Why?" "Then where does it take us?" "Celestia's Mushroom Gorges. That's where your heading next." Spike got into his kart as well as Applebloom. "Thanks for the information." He says as they both take off. However, their was one person, hiding in last place to take that shortcut. And that my friend...was Gilda the Griffon. "Heh, knew I should've waited." She says as she heads in her kart. She follows the two into Maple Treeway while the others head into Everfree Forest. This is gonna be one heck of a trip. Let's see the rally, shall we. The people who made it to the 1/10 checkpoints are: 1st Celestia 2nd Twilight Sparkle 3rd Luna 4th Scootaloo 5th Big Mac 6th Pinkie Pie 7th Rainbow Dash 8th Fluttershy 9th Rarity 10th Sweetie Belle 11th Applejack 12th Trixie 13th Applebloom 14th Spike 15th Gilda Prepare for the next track: Everfree Forest/Maple Treeway!
Everfree Forest/Maple Treeway "Move out of my way, Sparkle!" Trixie yelled. Twilight and Trixie was passing each other, both first and second, and neither of them would budge. The tree's kept trying to make them crash, but their swerving skills were successful. "I'll have you know, Trixie, that your skills, are terrible!" Twilight says as she ran into the Item Box. She grabbed the Blue Turtle, slowed down, and gave one epic throw. Trixie saw the turtle...and smirked. She slowed down, crashed into Twilight, and the turtle smashed onto the both of them, slowing them down. Just then, Luna and Big Mac were feisty with each other. "This forest isn't big enough for the both of us!" Luna yelled through the horrifying and fast-rated tree's. "NOPE!!" Big Mac urged with all the energy he had. But he had a trick up his sleeve...or coat. He saw dirt up ahead, and it demanded a U-Turn. He popped the kart, and started to drift. He smiled, but it soon turned into a frown when he saw Luna having the same idea. They drifted into the the U-Turn was completed. Behind them, was Rainbow and Applejack, equally crashing into each other and one having a turtle, one having a banana. "Why you gotta cheat, Applejack?" Rainbow asked, ready to throw her turtle. "Ah ain't cheatin'!" Applejack said, ready to throw her banana. But when the road demanded a U-Turn, Rainbow threw her green turtle, causing it to bounce off the tree and following the leaders. "Your an idiot, Dash. Hope you lose." Applejack said, but before she can throw it, Rainbow drifted, and successfully completed her U-Turn. Applejack, however, crashed onto the tree, and was hit by a red turtle, followed by Scoot. "Sorry 'bout that!" Scoot said as she gave a drifting turn. "It's a'ight, Scoot." Applejack said, her eyes spinning. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// "GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!" Gilda yelled with full anger, following the two down. Spike skid to the right, dodging a green shell. "Watch it! Keep your anger together!" Spike yelled. "YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!" Gilda yelled. She grabbed an item box and she had three mushrooms. But before she can use them, this path demanded to go upwards....into a cannon. Applebloom was first to go, and cheered as she was blasted off into a tree, passing all the racers. Spike was second, and he cheered in delight as he saw Twilight having a massive argument on Trixie. When Gilda went, she looked down to see Rainbow successfully doing a U-Turn. "That cheater." Gilda said to herself. Once they landed, no fences to keep them intact, and Derpy was ready for someone to fall. "Look out, Spike! Catapillars!" Applebloom shouted. These creatures were huge creatures and looked undisturbed. Spike had to skid to the left, then to the right, and was frighten just as Gilda. She skid left, then right, and got an item box. She grabbed a blue shell, but she saved that for later. She used her mushrooms, and zoomed passed Applebloom. "See you later, los-!" Gilda was interrupted by a catapillar's foot, and she lost her blue shell. "Yoink!" Applebloom taunted as she grabbed the blue shell. Spike and Applebloom cheered and gave each other high fives, but now they had to go downwards. "Crud!" Spike and Applebloom yelled just before they screamed to their doom. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// "Hey Tia!" Pinkie waved just as she came zooming by. "Hello! Pinkie, was it? How are you doing?" Celestia asked, calmly taking her time through the forest. "Fine! I just love Pumpkin! Such a cutie! But, ya wanna team up? Like an Alliance?" Pinkie asked. "Well...I always team up with Luna...but teaming up with the Elements oh Harmony isn't such a bad idea. Alright then." "Great! Well...see ya at the next course!" Pinkie said as they nodded. They put the pedal to the medal as they try to catch up. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Sweetie Belle was doing an epic job at keeping at...well...11th place. "Um...excuse me." She heard. She turned to see Fluttershy sitting next to her. "Mind if you...slow down? If you don't mind?" Fluttershy asked. Still trying to keep up. "N to the OPE!! Sorry, Fluttershy, but I gotta win this!" Sweetie Belle says. "Oh...alright then." Fluttershy said, then brings out a red turtle. "I hope you don't mind if I do this." Fluttershy threw the red turtle behind her, and it slowed at first, but it picked up pace towards Sweetie Belle. It came closer, and closer, Sweetie Belle was frightened. "Y-you wouldn't harm a filly for the million bits, would you?" She asked terrified. Sweetie Belle definetly does not want to be in last place, and she really does not want to be hurt. "Well...we could..team up, if you like?" Fluttershy asked. Sweetie Belle thought about this, but since her handling looks promising, it does look like a winning vehicle. "Alright, but we share the bits, deal?" Sweetie Belle asked. "As you wish. Here, have this." Fluttershy handed her a star, and Sweetie Belle smiled. "Thanks!" Sweetie Belle said. "No problem!" Fluttershy said. Sweetie Belle shoved the star in her kart, and she zoomed out like the wind. "YEA-HAH-HAAAA!!" Sweetie Belle cheered as she zoomed past. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Scoot just came in like the wind, and she saw Rainbow Dash, just in front of her. "Rainbow Dash! Hey, Rainbow Dash! Look!" Scoot yelled. Rainbow looked behind her and saw Scoot literally behind her. "Hey, Scoot! How's it hanging?" Rainbow asked. "Great!" Scoot said, but she came up with a great idea. "Maybe we can work together! Teamwork!" "If you wanna team up with me, you gotta show your skills." Rainbow teased, but when Scoot when over a completely out-of-nowhere ramp, she performed a front flip, and landing, giving her a extra boost on her kart and being side to side with Dash. Dash stared in shock, but she went into an evil smirk. "Say...maybe you can join. But if you win, you give me the bits." Rainbow says. "Anything for you, Rainbow Dash!" Scootaloo says. They sped up to catch up with the racers. Let's see the results! ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 1st Applebloom 2nd Spike 3rd Gilda 4th Big Mac 5th Luna 6th Rainbow Dash/color] 7th Scootaloo 8th Applejack 9th Sweetie Belle 10th Trixie 11th Twilight 12th Rarity 13th Fluttershy 14th Pinkie 15th Celestia Next up, Celestia's Mushroom Gorges! Author's Note Sorry guys, took a little while. Hope you like the story! Plus, I had to improvise by adding more...alliances. Hope you like them! I think...
Celestia's Mushroom Gorges "AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!" Applebloom and Spike screamed as they hit the bottom. They bounced off of a mushroom, onto another, and landed onto the track. They still drove, but all came out was a slight chuckle of both. "Well...that was...fun." Applebloom said. "Yeah...wait...you hear something?" Spike asked. They both stopped...and heard something. What was it? "GGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! YOU LITTLE BRATS BETTER BE READY FOR A BEATDOWN!!" "Holy Celestia, it's Gilda!!" Spike yelled in fear. "What did we do to her?! We didn't do anything!!" Applebloom said in fear. "Forget what we did!! It's what were suppose to do now! RUN--I MEAN DRIVE!!" Spike yelled as he hit the pedal to the metal. They both took off, but when they got to the original track, the other racers came in view...from behind the raging bird. "Spike! What did you do to peeve off Gilda?!" Twilight shouted from afar. "Nothing! She's just angry!!" Spike yelled in fear. The racers drove into a cave, and all was shock to see a whole cave of red and green mushrooms just waiting to be rode on. Derpy and her fellow Kart Crew was waiting for someone to fall. "We're gunna die!" Applejack yelled in fear. "Who's idea was this?!" Gilda asked in fear. Derpy, on the other hand, giggled as she said that. "See ya later, sucka's!" Applebloom said as she grabbed Spike's hand. They rode on the ramp and jumped onto a red mushroom, bouncing off of it and landing on the green one. They fell onto a red mushroom, and once again, bounced onto the other side of the cave, and leaving to outside. "That's mah sister." Applejack said with pride. "So? They know the secret! We don't!" Rainbow said, now ready to park the kart. "I think I know. Red is bounce, Green is flat. We need to land on the red one's to bounce!" Twilight says. "Hope ya right, Twi." Applejack says. "Hiya guys!!" Pinkie says out of nowhere. She drove off the ramp, bounced on the red mushroom, drifted of the green mushroom, and landed onto the other side of the cave. "Come on, Tia!" Pinkie yelled. "I told you not to call me that!!" Celestia says as she follows behind Pinkie. They drove off to catch up with Spike and Applebloom. "Alright then. Let's go!" Gilda says as she puts the kart on drive. She drives off the ramp, as well as everyone else. Once they made it to the other side, a portal was ready to go. "Really? That's it?" Gilda asked. She tried to to into the portal, but end up falling off the cliff. "YOU LIED TO ME!!!" Gilda yelled just before she was grabbed by a pegasus. The others laughed before they had to jump on more mushrooms. Some fell and others just...failed. "Why is this so difficult!" Twilight asked with anger. "Thou telling me!" Luna says, falling once again off another mushroom. "Trixie hates losing! Why don't they just give me the pri-AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Trixie says as she fell off the mushroom. Meanwhile, Spike and Applebloom were ahead...as well as Celestia and Pinkie. "Your going down, Pinkie!" Spike said with a smile. "I'm not going down without giving someone a present!" Pinkie said as she ran into a box. The item list spun until she was given a Bob-omb. "Here! A present from me!" Pinkie said as she threw the bomb. "Sorry, you need a receipt!" Spike said as he kicked the bomb backed to Pinkie as it exploded. She spun out of control, but Celestia came into view. "Know that you'll be my top leader, Spike!" Celestia says as she grabbed a blue turtle and hurled it to Spike. He was hit and he crashed onto the wall, but Applebloom came from behind. "Are you scared? You should be hiding in your shell!" She says as she threw a red turtle shell at Celestia. She was forced to stop, but Pinkie came up. "I have recovered, but your still to slow!" Pinkie says as she forces a mushroom and had a extra boost. This went on and on...until they heard a barking sound. "Is that a dog?" Spike asked. "I love dogs!" Pinkie says. But no...this ain't no ordinary dog...it was a Chain Chomp. "WHAT IS THAT?!?!" Spike asked in fear. "RUF RUF!!" It yelled in anger. It bounced and chased them as they screamed in fear. "I know this is suppose to be a fun race, but this is not fun at all!" Celestia says as she puts the kart in 50 miles per hour. "This is ridiculous!" Spike says with fear. "Who cares?! Drive faster!!" Applebloom says. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// Once they made it across the cave, it turned into a item royal. But...guess who decided to talk to Gilda? "Listen here, Feather Brian. Trrrrrixie, here, wants to win the million bits. Unless you want to lose, we got to work together." Trixie says. "Why would I team up with the low life pony like you?" Gilda asked. "Because I know one thing you don't know Rainbow Dash." Trixie says. This caught Gilda's attention. "Go on..." "Rainbow Dash hates being in last place. So if we trick her to become in last, she'll freak out, and you'll have your revenge." Trixie says. "For the million bits right?" "The million bits." They shook on it, and evil plans creeped up on their faces as they tried to keep track on the racers. ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// 1st Pinkie 2nd Celestia 3rd Appebloom 4th Spike 5th Scootaloo 6th Fluttershy/color] 7th Rainbow Dash 8th Sweetie Belle 9th Applejack 10th Trixie 11th Gilda 12th Rarity 13th Big Mac 14th Luna 15th Twilight Next up, Celestia's Garden! Author's Note I had to stall again...don't like stalling. But next up, Celestia's Garden. Hope you guys like the Chapter! P.S. This chapter was suppose to be slow, in case your wondering. Eeyup...short and slow...
Celestia's GardenHEY!! I...want to share something with you guys. I'm not behind for anything. But...if...maybe...I can get at least 30 likes. I may...or may not...make a another game sequel for this. I could show you a hint...if I make at least a few. Just saying. Anyway, here's a clue for the sequel. DON'T SPOIL IT!! I want others to figure it out. And...their you have it. Hope you can solve it! ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// "Oh man! Keep driving!" "Shut up, Spike! Ah ain't stupid!" Applebloom says. The Chain Chomp chased the four down...until the road started to feel a bit more...soft. "Hey...least the road ain't bumpy anymore." Spike says. "We're driving through my garden! My beautiful garden!" Celestia cries. "RUF RUF!!" "I think your garden is much safer than we are right now!" Spike says. They popped the kart and drifted around the plants in order to escape Chain Chomp. But from behind... "Oh man! Sorry, Princess Celestia." Twilight says, now driving on her beautiful garden. "Who cares?" Trixie says, having a green shell in her hoof. "Trrrrixie, here, thinks it's quite fun to ride on somepony's property without getting in trouble." She threw the green shell behind her, and forced Sweetie Belle to hit the bush. Speaking of Sweetie Belle, did you know: She was in 4th place? Followed by Scootaloo? "Scoot! How'd you get up here?" Sweetie Belle asked. "Rainbow Dash told me that I can be on her team if I can with the million bits!" Scoot said cheerfully. "You do realize she's using you so she can win no matter what?" Sweetie Belle says. "Nu-uh!" "Yeah-huh!" And this, my friend, is how their feud began. They both ran into the item box, forcing Sweeite Belle to have red shell, and Scoot a squid. "No...please! Don't send him! Anything but that!" Sweetie Belle begged. "TO LATE!! By the awesome power of Rainbow Dash! I summon thee!" Scoot says. The squid nodded as it flew in the air. When it came back, it brought his little squid friends. "Scoot! You do realize that not only did you betray Rainbow, but your gonna give her-" the squid shot ink at Sweetie Belle's face. "-AGH!! I'M BLIND!!" She, once again, crashed into the bush, and Scoot hissed in pain as she saw all the racers crash. "Maybe that wasn't a good idea to use it." Scoot says. She pushed the Scooter on over-drive and sped up to catch up with the leaders. However, the leaders figured out the secret to get the ink out and sped up faster...of course...you forgot the Chain Chomp, didn't you? "RUF RUF!!" It barked. "Why?! Why did I have to die like this?" Spike yelled in fear. "Just...drive!" Applebloom yelled. "Hi guys!" Scoot says as she drives by them. She had a green shell, and she smiled. "Guess you wouldn't mind if I gave this a try, eh?" She asks. "How did you pass the monster?" Applebloom asked. "The whut?" Scoot looked behind her to see a huge metal chomped on her tail. "We're heading into Canterlo-AAAAAAAHHH!!" Pinkie screamed as they rammed into the glass painting. They all screamed, but the monster wasn't able to chase them...unless your saying he's to fat to break it. He's a monster, it's possible to break through. They screamed from the top of their lungs until their wheels came into contact with the super clean and slip-able floor. "RUF RUF!!" The Chaim Chomp shouted. "Still chasing us!" Spike yelled with fear. "I got an idea, follow me!" Applebloom ordered. Spike followed behind, as she made a hard left turn. Spike followed, but Tia and Pinkie went right. The Chain Chomp followed Pinkie and her fellow assistant as Spike and Applebloom cheered. "That was awesome!" Spike said. Unfortunately. This led onto more paths. Seven halls, one leads to the mirror. "UGH!! Why?!" Spike called out in anger. "The second hall!" Applebloom pointed. Spike didn't listen, but instead heard the sound of liquid. He looked at the fifth hall, and saw the shadows of ponies waiting for them. "No! Fifth hall!" Spike grabbed Applebloom's hoof and took a immediate right. They followed the hall to find the mirror sitting perfectly for them. "Yeah! You did it!" Appebloom shouted. However, a green shell hit her in the back of her kart, spinning her out and hitting the rail. Spike parked the kart and head over to her. But he saw a glimpse of his arch enemy: Scootaloo. "For Rainbow Dash!" She said as she ran through the mirror. The ponies in the crowd cheered for her, but it got louder as the rest followed. Spike saw them from a distance. Dirt, dust, any wheels. "Come on!" Spike says. Applebloom shook her head from being dizzy, and started her kart. Spike got into his and started up the kart. They drove into the mirror, but from behind... "Ready, Trixie?" Gilda asked with a smirk. "Trixie is always ready." She says with a smirk. They rammed into the box, one had a red shell, one had a bomb. Rainbow was just in front, minding her own business. But when Gilda threw her red shell, Rainbow spun out, and going for the 3rd hall. The two laughed, and Trixie parked the kart. She gently placed the bomb right at the entrance of the hall. So the only way to get back in the race, was to lose a few seconds and be completely last. They giggled, and they drove into the mirror. Rainbow came back from the halls of toture and saw the bomb. She cried in agony, becoming in last place for good. "That's not fair! Who would do such a thing!" Rainbow cried. Trixie and Gilda, a few miles away, giggled just before entering the mirror. 1st Scootaloo 2nd Applebloom 3rd Spike 4th Celestia 5th Pinkie 6th Big Mac 7th Luna 8th Applejack 9th Twilight Sparkle 10th Applejack 11th Sweetie Belle 12th Fluttershy 13th Trixie 14th Gilda 15th Rainbow Dash Coming to you live! Next on: Rainbow's Mirrored Road!
Rainbow's Reversed Road "Yeah!! Huh?" Scootaloo said as she turned to see Spike and Applebloom. They drive as fast as they can to catch up to her, but they all ran to the Item Box. Scootaloo earned the banana, Spike earned the red turtle, and Applebloom earned the three red mushrooms. "'Ello, Gov'na!! Care for a wager?" Spike joked, showing a red turtle. He threw it, hitting Scootaloo and forcing her to almost fall into the endless pink portal of whatever. She got her wheel back in track, and she sighed in relief. "Leave me alone!!" Scoot yelled with anger. Meanwhile, Pinkie was having a hard time not trying to fall over to the abyss. She tries her hardest, but not log after A.J. came in. "Howdy, Pinkie!" Applejack said with a wave. "Hi!" Pinkie replied. They rammed into the item box , both somehow ending up with bob-ombs. They looked back to see Luna and Big Mac glaring at each other. Pinkie and Applejack smiled and rolled the bombs to them, both exploding and them falling over. "Yeah!!" They said as they brohoof each other. It didn't last long when Fluttershy came up in full speed, her colors changing and her eyes changing from the Star. She sped off, rudely bumping into 7th to 1st in an instant. "OhmygoshthisissoexcitingthisstarfeelsconvientlikecakeIlikecakejustsomuchyay!!" Fluttershy said in her hyper star mode. As she came up in 1st place, Spike was forced to put his gear in reverse and grab Applebloom by the hoof, making Scootaloo fall by a rampaging drugged tree. Her star power stopped and she saw Spike and Applebloom barely behind her. But the staring contest didn't last long as they went into a cannon. Being blasted hard into the next arena. But barely behind was the lovable Pinkie Pie. Her party cannon filled wit confetti and killer red turtles. "See you guys later!!" She yelled with a smile. Her turtles blew right out of her cannon, and tracking out anypony 8th and above. Twilight, barely seeing the red turtle, was blasted by Gilda. She gotten a boost by the dumb griffon and the red turtle instead seek for Gilda. She was hit hard and fell off the road. Another turtle came in for Luna and Big Mac, both unwilling to give up. "You should give up." Luna urged. "Nope!" Big Mac said with a smirk. The turtle was barely behind, creeping up like a shadow. They both looked back to see the turtle. "Farewell, Big Mac!" She said. She sped up her kart, hoping it turned for Big Mac, but it did not. It followed her with great speed, and Big Mac could not help but laugh. She was hit, doing a front flip, and sliding into the barrel, shot out of the cannon. He followed and as shot up with a beautiful sound as Pinkie came up. "Tia! Now!" She yelled. Celestia, just behind, used a Bullet Bill, and Pinkie was lucky enough to catch a ride. Trixie, who was in fact 10th place, saw this and used a Mega Mushroom. She caught up with the two. And both was shot out of the cannon. Fluttershy, in 11th and Sweetie Belle in 12th, caught up. They both smiled and giggled as they had a plan up their coats. When they hit the cannon however... (Stop the Music!) They all made it to the rest stop. All humans cheering for the out of nowhere karts. They all pulled up into their positions, and guess who came to ruin the fun? "Hello, every pony!" Discord said about. "Discord?! What are you--?!" "Ah ah ah, my little rainbow haired pony, our host decided to make a few changes." Discord interrupted Rainbow. "Changes?" Applejack asked. "What sort of changes?" Scoot came in. "Well, for the person who was middle most of the time was Pinkie, Sweetie Belle, Luna, and Big Mac. The four of you, come here upfront." He ordered. The four did as followed, and Discord had a smile. "Now, for your reward for being an average driver, pick a pony who is forced to change karts!" He said. They all was shocked, yet the four had smiles. They all shook their heads, yet Sweetie Belle was the first to speak. "Well..." She said with a hint of cruelty. "If I had to chose, it would be...Rainbow Dash!!" "No!!" Rainbow said with sadness, but it was to late. Her kart she built all on her own was rearrange to a brand new hot rod. Instead of breaking into tears, she was shocked to see a perfectly good looking kart. The four who were chosen were shocked themselves, but Discord was unamused. "Yes yes, a new kart, so what? My favorite part? Your kart is not Automatic. It's now Manual, and if you want to steer, you have to push yourself to the limit." Discord said with a smile. Rainbow only scoffed and said, "Yeah yeah. I can handle it. Sheesh." However, when she tried to put it into position, the car moved to fast as her acceleration has increased by a little, making her crash into the side of wall. "Uh...it may be getting used to." She said with a sheepish smile. They all went back to frowning as the four put back on their smiles. "Twilight Sparkle, seems your to good with your kart. It may need some rearranging." Luna said with a smirk. Her kart was changed before Twilight can protest, seeing a brand new, but extremely basic, hot rod. "Aww." She said sadly. Big Mac didn't even need to say anything. Discord knew what he wanted to change. "I like your sense of style." Discord approved, making. Big Mac smile a bit. Luna's kart was changed, and she didn't seem to like it's style. She was sadden upon to see her kart change. Luna growled at Big. Mac for his choice as she whispered, "Thou going to pay for thy did, servant!" She marched angrily back to her kart and both Discord and Big Mac chuckled. "U-um...c-can I have mine change too?" He heard a whisper. Discord looked to see Fluttershy with a cute squee as he couldn't help but facepalm. "Your lose." He said. He snapped his fingers as her kart was change to a more sturdy kart. "Your Speed, Acceleration, Traction, and Handling has decreased by one point. However, the readers here, get to choose who to modify and what kart." He added. "Readers?" Rainbow asked. "Yeah! The readers? The reason why the race is still going?" Pinkie chimed in to a confused pony. "Anyway, get ready girls, your going to the mall. The Coconut Mall, that is!" He said with a smile. "I'm so gonna by all the shoes there! They got sneakers! Derpy came in with a stern face and they all got into positions. "Fuel up your kart and fix the damage. Were in the human world!" She said. "Roger that!" They all said, other than Discord. Let's see those results!! 1st Applebloom 2nd Spike 3rd Scootaloo 4th Twilight 5th Pinkie 6th Big Mac 7th Luna 8th Rairty 9th Trixie 10th Applejack 11th Sweetie Belle 12th Fluttershy 13th Celestia 14th Gilda 15th Rainbow Dash Get ready to shop, 'cause were going to the Coconut Mall!! Author's Note Sorry this race was so short, I'm busy with other stuff. But yeah! Hope you liked this chapter! And holy crap! I thank you guys so much for supporting this story! Without you guys, this story would've been cancelled. But I thank you all for sticking with me, and I hope to see you later!
