Discovery's Don't Happen Themselves

"I am glitterspin" the voice said annoyingly. "Dont you know me???????"

No, I'd remember y'all, Derpy?" Questioned AJ

"Noooo."

"Ugh, okay so now I have to tell my story, listen well, Im NOT repeating."

It started a long LONG time ago, I was a young mare at the time, awaiting my cutie mark. Unfourtunatly I awaited the days, counting down, until I would grow up and know my cutie mark. I wanted to know what I was going to do. It never happened. I never got my cutie mark. I was sad. All of my friends had gotten theirs, and we broke our promise, "nopony left behind." I was so desprate to get my cutie mark, I took the risk of STEALING one,

You see, I wont get too much into detail, but basically, I asked around, very sketchy, and I finally got one from this fellow. Unsure what his name was I excepted, and I realized what it was. A lamp, an artifact? I was excited, but there was a twist. I only granted wishes, and I am trapped inside this lamp forever. The mare who granted me this put me to his evil use for many years. I would get in so much trouble. I ended up not having to many friends so i decided to ruin other friendships with my mischief. It was fun until one day I met a young philly. I suppose I was a bit harsh and well ruined her birthday party. She was the only one that called me out. Angrily she shamed me into doing no more mischief and here I am cowering inside this old, musty, cramped, lamp. I felt so ashamed and embarrassed. Little did I know, if I had waitend one more day, I would have gotten my cutie mark. So now since you have awakened me, you get three wishes by the end of tonight, to repay the philly. i must warn you to be careful for what you wish for. It could ruin you or someone else. or, it could bring you joy and happiness. So.... BEGIN.